Kudos goes to Anything but Ordinary3 who has more control of this fic than me. Kat will be returning after this chapter largely because she set my cat on fire again. Beast will be coming as well, to make sure she doesn't do too much damage along the way.
Kat: I'm leaving?
Karla: Not until I can get the glue off your face. What did you use anyway?
Kat: Crazy glue!
Karla: O_O
Kat: What?
Karla: *sighs* Who's next?
Kat: Phoenix and Cyclops!
Jean: I shouldn't be here. He insisted we come because he's having another nervous breakdown-
Karla: Don't deny it Jean, you've got a problem too. Now come on into the office.
Jean: But-
All: *magically appear in the office*
Karla: Now, Scott may lie down on the couch since Jean can hover for a while.
Jean: But-
Karla: No buts!
A/N: Why is she using parental cliches?
Karla: Now, Scott, I want you to explain Jean's problem.
Scott: Well, she has this trouble with dying. Like one time she 'died' on that space ship getting us back from where Lang had built the Sentinals and then she rose again as the Phoenix.
Karla: That doesn't sound so bad. One resurrection is standard pretty much.
Scott: That's not all. After that she became Dark Phoenix and destroyed herself, dying again. Then Madelynne came along and I thought it was Jean but she wasn't but I married her anyway, then she died when Jean rose again from the ocean where the Phoenix was healing her, and that's not to mention the time travel.
Karla: Okay Jean, I'm not sure I want to ask, but what do you think Scotts problem is?
Jean: He's a wuss and I should have married Logan because he's much more manly. Also, he's not perfect like Logan is, and he doesn't pay enough attention to me like Logan does, and-
Karla: That's enough Jean. It's normal to think the grass is greener on the other side of the proverbial fence, but I think once we're through here, you'll see that Scott is perfect for you. Now, your first excersize will be to write down a list of everything you like about each other and then, everything you hate about each other.
Both: *write one thing on the 'Hate' side and several things on the 'Like' side* Done!
Karla: Now, let me see what you have. *takes papers* Jean, Scott has written in the 'Like' column, *reads* Perfectly beautiful. Hot. *pause and blush* Let's keep this PG-13 Scott. I'll change the wording a bit. *continues* Good in bed.
Jean: Really? Oh Scott! How could I ever have wanted to go out with Logan!
Scott: Let's go on another Honeymoon!
Both: *leave*
Karla: Hm... I wonder what was on the 'Hate' side? *reads* Won't die. *picks up Jean's* And on this? *reads* Isn't Logan.
*back in the waiting room*
Kurt: She's gone!
Karla: You're back! *hugs*
Kurt: Well, since we're all having a vacation, except Allistaire, I thought I might come and make myself useful. Beast by the way has gone along with Kat.
Karla: Joy! Will you get you're nurse costume on please? *bats eyes*
Kurt: *sigh* Alright.
Neep! He's back! Kat went home to Retribution X. Sporks! Mutants need sporks don't they? I have one too! And I had a spraw. Hehehehehehe!
Kat: I'm leaving?
Karla: Not until I can get the glue off your face. What did you use anyway?
Kat: Crazy glue!
Karla: O_O
Kat: What?
Karla: *sighs* Who's next?
Kat: Phoenix and Cyclops!
Jean: I shouldn't be here. He insisted we come because he's having another nervous breakdown-
Karla: Don't deny it Jean, you've got a problem too. Now come on into the office.
Jean: But-
All: *magically appear in the office*
Karla: Now, Scott may lie down on the couch since Jean can hover for a while.
Jean: But-
Karla: No buts!
A/N: Why is she using parental cliches?
Karla: Now, Scott, I want you to explain Jean's problem.
Scott: Well, she has this trouble with dying. Like one time she 'died' on that space ship getting us back from where Lang had built the Sentinals and then she rose again as the Phoenix.
Karla: That doesn't sound so bad. One resurrection is standard pretty much.
Scott: That's not all. After that she became Dark Phoenix and destroyed herself, dying again. Then Madelynne came along and I thought it was Jean but she wasn't but I married her anyway, then she died when Jean rose again from the ocean where the Phoenix was healing her, and that's not to mention the time travel.
Karla: Okay Jean, I'm not sure I want to ask, but what do you think Scotts problem is?
Jean: He's a wuss and I should have married Logan because he's much more manly. Also, he's not perfect like Logan is, and he doesn't pay enough attention to me like Logan does, and-
Karla: That's enough Jean. It's normal to think the grass is greener on the other side of the proverbial fence, but I think once we're through here, you'll see that Scott is perfect for you. Now, your first excersize will be to write down a list of everything you like about each other and then, everything you hate about each other.
Both: *write one thing on the 'Hate' side and several things on the 'Like' side* Done!
Karla: Now, let me see what you have. *takes papers* Jean, Scott has written in the 'Like' column, *reads* Perfectly beautiful. Hot. *pause and blush* Let's keep this PG-13 Scott. I'll change the wording a bit. *continues* Good in bed.
Jean: Really? Oh Scott! How could I ever have wanted to go out with Logan!
Scott: Let's go on another Honeymoon!
Both: *leave*
Karla: Hm... I wonder what was on the 'Hate' side? *reads* Won't die. *picks up Jean's* And on this? *reads* Isn't Logan.
*back in the waiting room*
Kurt: She's gone!
Karla: You're back! *hugs*
Kurt: Well, since we're all having a vacation, except Allistaire, I thought I might come and make myself useful. Beast by the way has gone along with Kat.
Karla: Joy! Will you get you're nurse costume on please? *bats eyes*
Kurt: *sigh* Alright.
Neep! He's back! Kat went home to Retribution X. Sporks! Mutants need sporks don't they? I have one too! And I had a spraw. Hehehehehehe!