Chapter 1: A New Threat
After making his war declaration in Pip's Ultimate Breaking Point, Tenorman returns to a random base he currently resides in.
Scott T: Great! Now that I have declared war on everybody in this world, it's time for my plan of world domination! When all of the adults from South Park are out of the way, I will make sure nobody tries to stop me! Isn't that right, partner?
Infinite from Sonic Forces appeared.
Infinite: That's right. I already lost one war and I'm not gonna lose this one!
Scott T: Great! Now to make sure nobody stops us, Eric Cartman will die first, and all of his shitty friends are next!
He laughed like a psycho.
(Play Lost Valley from Sonic Forces for this section.)
South Park, Colorado.
A wormhole opened and someone hover boarded into the town. The person dashed across the town on his hover board and then made his way through the town. He then made it to the neighborhood and then approached Kyle's house. He knocked on the door and person was none other than Charlie Brown, who learned how to ride a hover board in Malaysia, thanks to Mosquito. He knocked on the door again.
Charlie Brown: Kyle? Are you in there? (He pulled out his phone and noticed Linus sent him a text.) "Charlie Brown, please come back to town. We are under attack!" Oh no!
He got on his hover board and back through the wormhole he just went through.
Some of the kids from Birchwood were surrounded by gingerbots. Charlie Brown came out of the wormhole and attacked all of them. The bots were destroyed.
Charlie Brown: Looks like all that fighting during the world tour really paid off.
Linus: That's good and all, but who caused all of those robots to attack?
Tenorman appeared.
Scott T: It was me!
Linus: You're that guy who took over declared this war on all of us!
Scott T: You got that right! And now, the first phase of my revenge plan! Come on down!
Lord of Darkness Clyde appeared.
Linus: Wait! Isn't that...
Charlie Brown: Yeah, but I though he was our friend. (Trent Boyett appeared.) Who's this kid? (Joe Agate appeared) Joe?! (Thibault appeared) Thibault?!
Infinite appeared.
Linus: Who is that guy?
Infinite: I'm your worst nightmare.
Scott T: Come on. Go ahead and take out the bald kid.
Infinite: Don't mind if I do!
He used his powers to attack Charlie Brown, who then goes flying after the attack. Charlie Brown got up and got on his hoverboard from Peanuts & South Park World Tour.
Charlie Brown: Use the missiles on this weird looking guy!
The missiles activated and they hit Infinite, but had no effect. Infinite used his powers to make everything virtualized. Charlie Brown couldn't see him and Infinite and the virtual clones out of Clyde, Joe, Trent and Thibault all attacked him.
Linus: Charlie Brown, get up!
Charlie Brown: I'm trying!
Infinite approached him and upper kicks him. He landed back on the ground and was knocked out. Linus was horrified after seeing what just happened to his best friend.
Linus: Charlie Brown, no!
The screen turned black.
1 Year Later...
The residence are all in an underground base in South Park, Colorado. The members are consisting in Stan Marshwalker, Kyle of the Drow Elves, Grand Wizard Cartman, Princess Kenny, Paladin Butters, Feldspar Craig, Barbarian Tweek (who is still a half human, half robot after the events of Robot Tweek), Shieldmaiden Wendy, Schroeder, Shermy, PigPen, Sally, Violet, WWII Flying Ace Snoopy and Woodstock. One of the mentioned members have entered the base.
Shermy: Tenorman's army is unstoppable! With the military forces gone and wiped out, our world has gone into complete and utter despair!
Kyle of the Drow Elves: And we all know who to thank!
They all gave Grand Wizard Cartman angry glares.
Grand Wizard Cartman: Okay, in my defense, I didn't think he would become evil and take over the world.
Shieldmaiden Wendy slapped him in the face.
Shieldmaiden Wendy: Are you fucking kidding me?! This whole entire war up to this point is all your fault! If you didn't make Tenorman eat his parents, we wouldn't be in this war!
Sally: Yeah! And my big brother would still be with us! And I don't even know where the rest of our friends are at!
Violet: Yeah! My best friend Patty hasn't called in months! I'm getting worried because Tenorman probably killed her!
Grand Wizard Cartman: Calm down, bitch. She's probably still alive.
Feldspar Craig: How would you know?! She could be dead from everything that has happened! Besides, we are all in this war because of YOU!
PigPen: Guys, stop fighting! We need to rescue Charlie Brown and figure out where the rest of our friends are at. I know some of the South Park kids such as Lola, Theresa, Isla, Brimmy, Nelly, Francis, Jessie, Kal, David, Millie and a few others have died, but we still need to find out where the rest are at.
Shermy: Dude, we don't know where they are! Unless we know someone who can track down some missing people, we can't do it.
Grand Wizard Cartman: I actually know someone. He played Stick of Truth and Superheroes with us. And trust me, he'll be a perfect asset.
Violet: Well, who is he?
Grand Wizard Cartman: We don't really know his name, so we just call him Douchebag or New Kid.
Sally: Well, call him!
Grand Wizard Cartman: Okay. Let me see if I still have his number.
One Phone Call Later...
King Douchebag entered the base and is greeted by the South Park kids.
Shieldmaiden Wendy: Nice to see you again, New Kid.
Grand Wizard Cartman: Sup, King Douchebag. It's been a while.
Paladin Butters: Hey, King Douchebag! Nice to see you again! It's been ages! What have you been doing this past year?
He said nothing.
Violet: What's wrong with him?
Barbarian Tweek: He doesn't really talk.
Shermy: Really? This kid can't talk at all?
Grand Wizard Cartman: No. He has this annoying habit where he gives everybody the silent treatment.
Violet: Wow. This kid is such a blockhead. Doesn't even talk.
Shermy: You know what he and 4 have in common? They don't talk.
PigPen: Yeah.
Stan Marshwalker: Okay. Enough of the introductions. I have some good news. Our sources have told us that Charlie Brown is alive.
Sally: Really? That's great!
Violet: Yeah. If Charlie Brown died, who am I gonna rip on for being a failure?
Shieldmaiden Wendy: Really? That's what you care about?!
Kyle of the Drow Elves: Wow. No wonder why the fans from your series don't like you.
Stan Marshwalker: Enough! Anyways, our sources said that Tenorman has been keeping him in his base in outer space for over a year.
Schroeder: That all ends today because we need to rescue him!
Violet: What's so special about him?
PigPen: Did it ever occur to you that he learned how to build up his self-esteem by learning how to ride a hover board and learning how to fight and defend himself from terrible people during our World Tour last year?
Violet: You weren't even apart of the World Tour because we were searching for you!
Stan Marshwalker: Anyways! Bebe told me that there is a space shuttle close by where we're at. Butters, you an the New Kid head to the space shuttle while the rest of us hold off their troops.
Paladin Butters: Yes, Sir!
Grand Wizard Cartman: How come Stan gets to be the commander and not me?!
Kyle of the Drow Elves: Because he didn't cause this war by making Tenorman eat his parents!
Grand Wizard Cartman: Shut up, Kahl. You're a big fat bitch just like your mom.
Kyle of the Drow Elves: STOP CALLING MY MOM A BITCH!
Violet: Oh my god, will you shut the fuck up already?! You're starting to get on my nerves.
Shieldmaiden Wendy: Just come on!
They are about to exit the base until...
Grand Wizard Cartman: Wait! Before we do the mission, I have to train our new recruit. I'm gonna teach him how to ride a hover board.
Feldspar Craig: Dude, we don't have time for this.
Grand Wizard Cartman: Come on! How are we supposed to win this war if he doesn't learn how to ride a hover board?! This board has heat seeking missiles, and we need this as an advantage against Tennorman. Trust me. I've trained him before and I'll do it again.
Stan Marshwalker: Don't train him for too long. We have a rescue mission.
Grand Wizard Cartman: Okay. Come on, Douchebag.
He followed Cartman to the training room.
Violet: Now I know why people call the silent kid a douchebag.
(Play "Bridges" by Transparent for this section.)
Grand Wizard Cartman and King New Kid are in the training room for the New Kid's hoverboard training.
Grand Wizard Cartman: Okay, Douchebag. For this war, we don't need your fart powers because the members of the Peanuts Gang who are in the resistance will get grossed out if you use them. So don't use them. We don't need them. You just need to learn how to ride a hoverboard when we get into battle. So are you ready? (Douchebag said nothing) I'll take that as a yes. (Douchebag has been training heavily to improve his hoverboarding skills. He tried to balance himself, but failed. The Grand Wizard continued to show him how to ride a hover board. After many attempts, Douchebag was finally able to ride it. After that, he did the missile training. 3 training dummies were used for the demonstration. He then fired at the dummies in his first attempt. After that, he was finished with training and is ready.) Congratulations! You're ready for the hoverboard.
They exited the training room.
Grand Wizard Cartman: He's ready.
Violet: Took you long enough, now let's go!
Grand Wizard Cartman: Princess Kenny, stay here and hold down the fort. Make sure nobody breaks in to fuck up everything.
Princess Kenny: (Okay.)
Shieldmaiden Wendy: This is a bad idea.
Grand Wizard Cartman: Shut up, Bitch! Let's go and rescue that bald piece of shit already!
He walked away.
Stan Marshwalker: Don't call my girlfriend a bitch, Cartman!
Later at the space station...
(Play Fighting Onward from Sonic Forces for this section)
Douchebag and Paladin Butters are on their way to the space shuttle to find a spaceship.
Paladin Butters: Okay, King Douchebag. Let's go and find a space shuttle. However, the place is filled with gingerbots, so be careful. (Douchebag nodded and he and Butters got on his hoverboard. Butters hanged on to Douchebag as he hoverboarded in the sky. Some gingerbots noticed them and the heat seeking missiles destroyed them. They continued to race through the space station and multiple gingerbots came in all directions. Multiple missiles came out of the hoverboard and destroyed the bots in seconds.) Oh no! Watch out!
(Play Action on the Rails from Sonic Forces for this short part)
They noticed a train speeding towards them. Douchebag did a full 360 flip on his board, successful dodging the train.
(Play Fighting Onward again)
Paladin Butters: That was a close one. (He spotted the rest of the resistance) We made it! Come on!
They made it to the shuttle. King Douchebag noticed that Bebe was in her blood elf outfit from Phone Destroyer and is wearing red rectangular shaped glasses.
Violet: Took you guys long enough. Now let's go and rescue that blockhead.
Blood Elf Bebe: Yeah. Let's go get your friend back.
(Play "The Chain" by Fleetwood Mac for this part and skip to 0:52)
The resistance walked in slow motion towards the space shuttle and entered it. As soon as they go in the ship, they turned on the controls and hits a switch for them to blast off.
Announcer: T-Minus 10 seconds to blast off! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blastoff!
The ship takes off and everybody is blasting off into outer space. They manage to make it.
Sally: So this is where they're keeping my big brother captive.
The ship hits an asteroid.
Grand Wizard Cartman: Woah!
Shieldmaiden Wendy: Is everyone alright? (The hatch open and the cardboard weapons flew out and into space.) We should be landing soon.
Feldspar Craig: Oh no! The hatch doors are open!
Stan Marshwalker: Don't sweat it, Craig! The only thing in the cargo bay are the our weapons. Right?
Feldspar Craig: What do you mean "don't sweat it?" Land the shuttle and let me out!
He tried to take control of the ship.
Stan Marshwalker: Knock it off, Craig! We're going to crash this thing if you keep that up! Oh no! Don't touch that lever!
He touched the lever and the ship spins out of control and everybody starts screaming because of what Craig just did.
Back on Earth at Birchwood, Linus was nursing Douglas' twisted ankle.
Linus: Everything's gonna be okay, kid.
Douglas: Thanks. My ankle was hurting like hell!
Thibault noticed them and approached Linus.
Linus: Oh good grief! Someone, help! (A portal opened up and the figure took out Thibault, who disappears afterwards.) Thanks for saving me! But who are you? (The figure revealed himself to be a young 4-year-old Charlie Brown from a different dimension.) Wait. You must be Charlie Brown from the past, right?
Douglas: From the looks of it, it is him, but he's from a different dimension.
Linus: Anyways, you came here because you wanted to help us, right? So where are Patty, Shermy, Violet and Snoopy from your dimension?
He said nothing.
Douglas: I don't think he can talk.
Linus: Good grief.
Douglas: Anyways, there's a portal heading towards my hometown in South Park, Colorado, but there are gingerbots everywhere. In fact, there are gingerbots worldwide. Royal Woods, Michigan, San Francisco, California, everywhere. I was told that a family of 13 and the honeybee scouts made it out of their towns safely and are at a safe point.
Linus: That's good. Anyways, Past 2nd dimension Charlie Brown. Let's go to that portal!
They took off, leaving Douglas behind.
Douglas: Wait! What about me?! Damn it! I might as well call my girlfriend Samantha.
(Play Ghost Town from Sonic Forces for this section)
Linus and 2nd Dimension Past Charlie Brown are on their way to the portal. They noticed a group of gingerbots and the Charlie Brown from the 2nd dimension attacked them all. They continued to make it through the destroyed town of Birchwood.
Linus: Wow! Everything has been destroyed! Hopefully we will win this war and put an end to all of this! (They continued run past gingerbots undetected and they noticed an ice cream store. Some gingerbots are about to attack some kids before Linus and the counterpart of his best friend attacked them. The gingerbots fought back, but it wasn't enough. They were successfully defeated.) Are you guys okay?
Kid #1: Yeah, Linus. Thanks for saving us.
Kid #2: You too, kid who looks like Charlie Brown.
The rest of the kids walked away and then they noticed an adult enter the building. It was PC Principal.
PC Principal: So, you must be Linus Van Pelt. Am I right?
Linus: Yeah. And who are you?
PC Principal: My name is Peter Charles, but you can just call me PC Principal.
Linus: Okay. But what are you doing here?
PC Principal: I'm here to get you out of this destroyed town of yours. Let's go. My car is parked outside. And bring your little friend with you.
Linus: Okay. Come on, Charlie Brown from a different dimension.
They both ran to PC Principal's car and he drove them straight towards the portal. Some gingerbots blocked their path, but they got ran over and the car made it through the travel portal to South Park, which closed afterwards. Linus then noticed that almost every single house and building in South Park has been destroyed. He even noticed that South Park Elementary School also got destroyed. PC Principal drove the 2 kids to his house, and they got out the car, and the music stops.
PC Principal: This is my house. It's one of the only houses that get blown up.
Linus: Okay. But what happened to the other houses and many other buildings?
PC Principal: After Tenorman abducted all of the adults in this town, someone went crazy and destroyed everything. The person who did this has taken over the town and has a huge army of elves and dwarves. Nobody knows who's responsible for all of this, but let's just say he's a certain student from my school.
Linus: Okay. But is there anyway we can end this war and get our lives back?
PC Principal: Nobody knows, but all we have to do is hope for a miracle to happen.
They entered the house and PC Principal showed them the guests room.
Linus: So this is where we're saying?
PC Principal: Yes. I'm going to keep you save from Scott Tenorman's army.
Linus: So how did Tenorman go crazy and do all of this for one whole year?
PC Principal: Well, way before I became a principal in the now destroyed school, a student of mine named Eric Cartman killed his parents, turned them into chili and fed them to him, which caused him to go insane. So this is how this war started.
Linus: Wait. When I went to Iraq, a girl with tons of lipstick told me that a fat kid made a kid eat his parents. So that fat kid who did this was Eric Cartman?
PC Principal: Yeah. When this war is over, everybody's gonna be furious at him for ruining their lives by causing this war to happen. He even did the same thing to Pip Pirrup, and he went insane as well.
Linus: So is Pip responsible for destroying this town?
PC Principal: I'm not sure yet. I've been in Birchwood when this war started. Tenorman even kidnapped my wife Strong Woman and my 5 children.
Linus: We're so sorry to hear that.
PC Principal: Yeah. Me too. But anyways, you guys get some rest. See you in the morning.
Charlie Brown (Other Dimension) and Linus took their shoes off and hopped into bed.
Linus: I hope to god this war ends soon and we get our lives back. And I hope Charlie Brown from this dimension is okay after getting captured.
They both turned off the lights went to sleep.
Stay tuned for the next chapter.