A/N: okies, this is seriously my first attempt at a humor fic, so if it's
bad, don't u dare flame!! LOL!
Ok, also my good, dear friend (whom I may mention I do not know personally or have ever met and we live on different ends of the country) is helping me with this fic! she is my kinda-but-not-really-and-kinda-is-at-the-same- time editor just in case people wanted to know. Lol. Thankies Kagome-Chan!!
Disclaimer: Kagome-Chan and me own nothing at all.
*******THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN!! THE OPINIONS STATED BY KIKYOU IN THIS FIC DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT REFLECT EITHER MINE, NOR KAGOME-CHAN'S OPINIONS!!! NARAKU IS AN EVIL AND UGLY B- STARD!! Thank u for taking time to read this!! ^__~
CHAPTER ONE
~*~*~*KIKYOU'S POV*~*~*~
He sat there, next to the window in the very back corner of the classroom. Yea, he looked like he was paying the utmost attention to Mr. Myoga's lecture on Feudal Cookware or whatever, but I have been watching him long enough to know that he is just faking it. He's really fast asleep, staring straight ahead. Damnit he's sexy. Maybe, just as sexy as my Inuyasha. Hmmmm, now that's something I need to contemplate.
His long wavy black hair was tied in a loose ponytail. His pale skin contrasted sharply against his midnight black hair. But the thing that set him apart from all the other guys at school were his eyes. The bloody crimson color of them gave me tingles down my spine, and that dark blue eye shadow he wears fits perfectly with his deathlike complexion and helped his eyes stand out more. He looked like a living corpse. I sighed loudly and leaned on my hand towards him, what more could a girl ask for?
I sighed again. He seemed so far away from me in the classroom and to make things worse, I don't even know his name!! Wasn't it something like, Nakuku or something? "Miss Shibito? Why are you staring at Mr. Hiretsukan? You have been for the ENTIRE period! He sits next to you for kami's sake! I understand that he catches your fancy but-"
"What's so interesting about Feudal Cookware anyways Mr. Myoga? I mean, how is it important at all??" I interrupted him. No one and I mean no one has anything more important to say than me. Ever. It's already a known fact in school. I am NEVER to be interrupted and I am ALWAYS right. That's only the beginning of the long list of school rules that I have created. Another one being, NEVER touch anything that's MINE.
Mr. Myoga's face turned a dark red and he started shaking. Hmmm, I guess he was well informed about the school rules after all. Hn, he's probably turning red from embarrassment.
"SHIBITO, KIKYOU! YOU HAVE A THREE HOUR DETENTION FOR SATURDAY AND SUNDAY!!" he bellowed, which seemed pretty weird since he was about the size of a seven year old. "And if you were paying attention, much like Mr. Hiretsukan is, then you would know that we are NOT talking about cookware. We are talking about the Feudal Era. I do not have the smallest iota of an inkling as how you connected my class to a cooking class." Hiretsukan Naraku woke up as soon as his name was mentioned and looked over at me. I gave him my flirtiest smile and winked. What can I say? Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't check out the dessert table. So therefore, just because I have a boyfriend, doesn't mean I still can't check out what else there is for me to sample.
Anyways, another weekend detention? That bastard, this is the fifth one I've gotten today! I knew exactly how to get out of them however. "M-Mr. M- Myoga? I-I'm really really sorry!" I wailed, burying my face in my hands. "I-It's just that-that I've been having some p-problems at home! My parents have been fighting a lot lately and I'm afraid that-that they'll get divorced!!" I cried harder. I could almost see him getting that same old piteous look on his face whenever I did this. Geez, you'd think he would learn after the fifteenth time! But, all the better for me, ne?
"Oh my! I-I'm sorry Miss Shibito! I had no idea! You should probably speak with your counselor about this since it bothers you so much. Here, why don't you leave early, hmm? Here's a pass, just go to your counselor. I hope everything works out for your family, dear," he replied sympathetically.
"Oh, thank you so much Mr. Myoga! You are the best teacher in the world!" I beamed. I snatched the pass, folded the small pink paper, and slipped it into my back pocket. I sauntered out the door; I knew Hiretsukan was watching me. I turned around slightly and blew him a kiss, then sashayed out the door.
Hn, Shibito Kikyou is my name. But of course EVERYONE knows that already, I mean, I AM the most popular girl in school. And which guy in their right minds wouldn't wanna be with me? Yup, Inuyasha is one lucky bastard. Well, maybe he's not THAT lucky. If any of you are wondering, then only reason I refuse to sleep with him is because, if ya give a guy what he wants, how are ya gonna keep him interested any longer? And besides, he's cute and all but not my type. But popularity is a biggie and naturally I would LOVE to have his brother but gotta make do with what I have. Only second best. Maybe third now that Hiretsukan is in the picture. And I, Shibito, Kikyou, MUST have the best at ALL times.
Ya know, now that I think of it, Hiretsukan Naraku. That name sounds really familiar. But I would remember if I ever saw a guy as fine as him so it must just be my imagination.
~*~*~*NARAKU'S POV*~*~*~
I was extremely surprised when I found out that Shibito Kikyou didn't recognize me at all. True, today is my first day here, but her memory couldn't be that bad could it?
~*~*~*FLASHBACK*~*~*~
"Hey! Hiretsukan Naraku! Did you know that your name pwetty much means 'Evil Bastawd fwom Hell'?" came a young girl's taunting voice. It was none other than Shibito Kikyou. That coming from a bitch who's name meant 'eccentric corpse' or was it 'returning corpse'? Anyways, that's worse then mine. That bitch has tormented my life since we were babies. Kindergarten was when it really started.
I was the little nerd boy that no one wanted to be seen with. I was always carrying around my Super Deluxe Ant Farm, complete with the finest sand, a small ant park, and small ant furnishings, even though I used it for burrowing spiders. I wore inch thick yellowish glasses with a three centimeter thick brown frame, the stupid glasses were so big, they covered half my face and I was told many times by teacher to take off my safety goggles.
I will never forget the first day of kindergarten. Kikyou had already made an army of friends by snack time and I was the lone pariah. When I had tried to sit next to her, she snorted disdainfully and told me that if I ever came near her again, that she would pour my spiders down my pants. Sand, park, furnishings, and all.
But if you think I was weird, wait til you hear about her. She was the fat little girl with the menacing glare that made the teacher shrink back in fear! And I don't me chubby. I mean baby killer whale kinda fat! She was over 200 fucking pounds! And she was SIX years old!
She had always made sure that I never had any friends. In kindergarten it was, "Hi everyone! My name is Shibito Kikyou and I am the pwincess of the world. All of you are my slaves. Ok! Now that we have that estabwished, I want you to know that Hiretsukan Naraku is a weido and you are NOT allowed to talk to him. Ok?"
Then in lower and middle school, she had told the entire school that I was gay transsexual AND that I was a hermaphrodite at the same time!
~*~*~*END OF FLASHBACK*~*~*~
Yea, as hard to believe as it is, throughout my mid-teens I was the 98- pound loser at the beach, who wore my glasses swimming. Ok, fine I was at the edge of the water, but I got wet so that counts. But I was the king of the 98-pound losers at the beach!! They all feared me. And I found that fear brought me power.
It wasn't until last year that I began my self-improvement training. Now look at me, I get flirtatious smiles everywhere I go, and I can take on any guy that comes my way.
I heard she was the size of an elephant last year, so she must have gone on one hell of a diet during the summer. Or she might have gotten liposuction. But seriously, what the hell do they do with all that fat?!?
But despite that, I couldn't help notice how beautiful she was. She had all the right curves in all the right places and had a seductive sway to her hips when she walked. Her clothes were really revealing, not that I minded, it only signified that she was a slut, or so I have heard. Rumor has it that she has slept with pretty much every guy in school with the exception of Atama Homo, an idiot I guess with the most unfortunate name, Ashura Sesshoumaru, who seems to believe he's too good for her or something, Hakaisou Miroku, who isn't allowed to be with her without supervision by Inuyasha, and, most ironically, Ashura Inuyasha. Her boyfriend.
Another ironic thing was that, even though she said I was the "gwossest person alwive" when we were little, she seemed very interested in me now. Interesting. I can definitely use that against her.
~*~*~*INUYASHA'S POV*~*~*~
"Good job in discussion today class! And Kagome? Inuyasha? May I speak with you two?" Ms. Kaede asked, walking towards her desk. The two students obliged sulking.
"Yes, Ms. Kaede?" asked Kagome, trying to sound cheerful but it came out a bored and annoyed drawl.
"Now, the two of you are the best debaters in the class, especially when you are paired against each other. Now, I understand that you are both very competitive, but could you keep out the swearing and name calling from now on? There seems to be some kind of misunderstanding between you two and I hope you work it out. Otherwise I'm going to have to send you both to the dean's office and she'll decide the punishment. Oh and before I forget, no more throwing things at each other all right? So far, you have broken three desks, five chairs, and twenty 50-pound textbooks. The costs are adding up and your parents are NOT pleased with all the bills. Ok, you are dismissed," she finished, waving them away.
"IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!!" we yelled at the same time as soon as we were in the hall and had closed Ms. Kaede's door tightly.
"What do you mean it was my fault!?!? You were the one who slipped me the note telling me that I look like hell today and that I belong in a zoo!! Why can't you keep your nasty comments to yourself? Geez, no wonder you and Kikyou are a couple! You guys are a match made in hell!" she screamed. Damn, she's got one strong pair of lungs, that's for sure.
"Shit, bitch! My ears are gonna be ringing for a week now!! God, your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard! Do everyone a favor and become a mute!" I yelled back. "And you have no right talking about my girlfriend like that! Take a look at yourself! The only guy you got interested in you is that stupid Homo guy!" But of course, I couldn't have been more wrong. Everyone, well maybe with the exception of her, knows that half the guys at school have a crush on her. But of course, that quarter of the student body most certainly doesn't include me.
I am, THE Ashura Inuyasha, senior and most popular guy at school, thank you very much. Photos of me can be bought at eight o'clock sharp in the cafeteria. Signed photos are extra charge. Ok, fine so maybe I shared a little of the lime light with Hakaisou Miroku and Ashura Sesshoumaru but they aren't the one dating Shibito Kikyou now are they? Heh.
I have known Higurashi Kagome since we were three years old, yea, and woe to me. I have had to put up with her my entire life simply because we were next-door neighbors and our parents were close friends. She's always been known as the sweet, smart, innocent, naïve, and pretty little princess. Ugh, don't make me hurl.
Naturally, I see through her charade. She's just a stupid bitch. Not worth a second of my time.
But Shibito Kikyou on the other hand, she was a real girl. Not like that bitch Kagome. Kikyou is refined and intelligent, beautiful and kind. What more could a guy ask for? And I don't give a fuck what other people say about her. I trust her, and when she says that she didn't sleep with all the guys at school, I believe her one hundred and ten percent. And those idiots don't know what the heck they're talking about. I mean, how could she possibly be a necrophiliac? Anyways, like I was saying, Kagome is a stupid, ugly bitch. Kikyou is the perfect girlfriend. I'm pretty lucky ya know? Or instead, Kikyou is the lucky one to have me.
But I'll come clean and admit. I love annoying the shit out of Kagome. She'd get all frustrated whenever I'd contradict her points and interrupt her. She'd furrow her eyebrows and get so pissed that I wouldn't be surprised if steam came out of her ears! It's just too much fun to see her turn all red and dash her "sweet and gentle" reputation to shreds. I'm being serious when I say that I had never expected in a million years that she would pick up those two desks and chuck them at me with so much force! I was seriously thrown into the wall!!
"Ha! As if! I could have any guy I wanted and anyways, your girlfriend Kikyou is a slut. She has slept with most of the guys at the school right behind your back!" she stated and stuck out her tongue. I immediately erased any and every obscene idea that had just popped into my head when I saw her tongue. Gah, Miroku's starting to rub off on me. But she's really cute right now. Holy fuckin cow shit, I didn't just think that right? Shit, my brain must be screwed up, either that or it was her. I personally don't think my brain would turn against me, so it must be her.
Damn that bitch, that stupid manipulative bitch. She manipulates people's brains and forces them to be her friend that way. How else? You don't seriously think she's this popular on her own do you?
She spun on her heels and walked away. I watched the smooth way she walked, how she seemed to float and the gentle sway of her hips, so different from Kikyou, who seemed to walk that way just for show and to make guys drool. Kagome just walked like that naturally. Yuck, was I seriously thinking about her again like that?!?! Damn that manipulative bitch.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I decided that I would stop by Kikyou's class and walk her to lunch. Her class ends about twenty to thirty minutes after mine, but I'm loyal. And I love her. Don't I? But that thing Kagome had said about Kikyou kept weighing down my thoughts. Kagome is known for being completely truthful and she doesn't spread rumors. What if, nah can't be.
Then I saw her. She looked very pleased with herself, like a cat that has just captured a big fat rat. But then she turned around and blew some guy a kiss. I wasn't really sure if the guy was Mr. Myoga or that dead looking guy in the corner, but who ever it was, he had better watch his back.
She came out of the classroom, looking overly pleased with herself, but she stopped short when she saw me. "I-Inu!" she gasped, but recovered her calmness immediately. "Why, Inu-sweetie! You came to walk me to lunch? That's so sweet of you! Just like a loyal lil puppy right?" she giggled, trying to act as if nothing had happened.
"Why the hell did you blow that guy a kiss?? I thought I was your boyfriend? And here you are blowing kisses to some fucking stranger??" I demanded.
"But Inu-" she began pleadingly and in a baby voice.
"Don't, I just want to know something," I took a deep breath and prepared for the worse, yet hoped for the best. "Is it true that you slept with most of the guys at this school? There have been pretty vicious rumors. And I have brushed them aside the whole time, but now I'm not too sure," I said through gritted teeth. "and I want the truth."
Her calm and cheerful expression turned dark. "The truth? You don't trust me enough to believe me when I tell you I haven't?"
"I never said that. I just want to know the truth. Did you?" I asked again. She turned away and didn't answer for a few moments. I knew it was over right then and there. And I also knew her well enough to know what was coming. Kikyou always has a way to get what she wants. The door to her class swung open and students poured out of the room without giving us a glance. Yea, this happened a lot.
~*~*~*KIKYOU'S POV*~*~*~
I turned around immediately and grabbed Inuyasha around the waist. I knew exactly what to do with any guy to get what I wanted. I buried my face in his chest and began to sob. "I-I swear it isn't true!! It's all just a lie cuz all the girls are so jealous of me!!" I wailed. I heard him let out a little gasp when I wrapped my arms around him, hugged him to me tightly, and nuzzled my face in his chest. Point for Kikyou, zip for Inuyasha.
That's when I started to hear some sniggering in the background. That was odd, I heard Inuyasha trying to muffle a laugh. Then I noticed that his chest wasn't and muscular as it usually was. I pushed myself away from him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
~*~*~*INUYASHA'S POV*~*~*~
This was definitely a Kodak moment. And the whole school was pretty much here. I mean, after all, it was lunchtime and this was the busiest hallway in the school.
It was hilarious, well despite the fact that my ears now WERE ringing. Mr. Myoga had opened the door to his class and climbed up on a chair against the wall of the hallway. His usual post keep an eye on the students and make sure no one sets the school on fire or whatever. I had moved just in time. When she turned around, she had grabbed Mr. Myoga and had been nuzzling him! And she was tracing circles down his back! God, I thought my sides were gonna split open! I bet that gave old Myoga a lil exercise in an area he probably never used! (A/N: geez, I feel bad, im poisoning people's minds!! Uh hehehe, if u don't get it, you're still pure and it's not too late for you to turn back!! Oh but don't forget to review if u do! lol)
And Kikyou's expression, she looked like someone had-had told her that make up was illegal or something! I fell to floor clutching my stomach, where most of the students were, and wiping off a few tears, god I don't think I have EVER laughed this hard. But in the corner of my eye, I noticed that new student stare wide-eyed at Kikyou, then someone else seemed to have caught his attention. She was standing in a corner with her other friend, one hand clutching her stomach, the other hand clutching the wall. Both of them were laughing just as hard as I was. But the one that he was staring at had dark black hair and stormy blue eyes.
Kagome.
I had a feeling that this wasn't good.
~**~**~**~*~*~**~
A/N: well, how was the first chappie? continue it? or discontinue it? review please! I want a thousand!! Lol
Oh yea, and sorry if it was a bit confuzzling. lol
Ok, also my good, dear friend (whom I may mention I do not know personally or have ever met and we live on different ends of the country) is helping me with this fic! she is my kinda-but-not-really-and-kinda-is-at-the-same- time editor just in case people wanted to know. Lol. Thankies Kagome-Chan!!
Disclaimer: Kagome-Chan and me own nothing at all.
*******THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN!! THE OPINIONS STATED BY KIKYOU IN THIS FIC DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT REFLECT EITHER MINE, NOR KAGOME-CHAN'S OPINIONS!!! NARAKU IS AN EVIL AND UGLY B- STARD!! Thank u for taking time to read this!! ^__~
CHAPTER ONE
~*~*~*KIKYOU'S POV*~*~*~
He sat there, next to the window in the very back corner of the classroom. Yea, he looked like he was paying the utmost attention to Mr. Myoga's lecture on Feudal Cookware or whatever, but I have been watching him long enough to know that he is just faking it. He's really fast asleep, staring straight ahead. Damnit he's sexy. Maybe, just as sexy as my Inuyasha. Hmmmm, now that's something I need to contemplate.
His long wavy black hair was tied in a loose ponytail. His pale skin contrasted sharply against his midnight black hair. But the thing that set him apart from all the other guys at school were his eyes. The bloody crimson color of them gave me tingles down my spine, and that dark blue eye shadow he wears fits perfectly with his deathlike complexion and helped his eyes stand out more. He looked like a living corpse. I sighed loudly and leaned on my hand towards him, what more could a girl ask for?
I sighed again. He seemed so far away from me in the classroom and to make things worse, I don't even know his name!! Wasn't it something like, Nakuku or something? "Miss Shibito? Why are you staring at Mr. Hiretsukan? You have been for the ENTIRE period! He sits next to you for kami's sake! I understand that he catches your fancy but-"
"What's so interesting about Feudal Cookware anyways Mr. Myoga? I mean, how is it important at all??" I interrupted him. No one and I mean no one has anything more important to say than me. Ever. It's already a known fact in school. I am NEVER to be interrupted and I am ALWAYS right. That's only the beginning of the long list of school rules that I have created. Another one being, NEVER touch anything that's MINE.
Mr. Myoga's face turned a dark red and he started shaking. Hmmm, I guess he was well informed about the school rules after all. Hn, he's probably turning red from embarrassment.
"SHIBITO, KIKYOU! YOU HAVE A THREE HOUR DETENTION FOR SATURDAY AND SUNDAY!!" he bellowed, which seemed pretty weird since he was about the size of a seven year old. "And if you were paying attention, much like Mr. Hiretsukan is, then you would know that we are NOT talking about cookware. We are talking about the Feudal Era. I do not have the smallest iota of an inkling as how you connected my class to a cooking class." Hiretsukan Naraku woke up as soon as his name was mentioned and looked over at me. I gave him my flirtiest smile and winked. What can I say? Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't check out the dessert table. So therefore, just because I have a boyfriend, doesn't mean I still can't check out what else there is for me to sample.
Anyways, another weekend detention? That bastard, this is the fifth one I've gotten today! I knew exactly how to get out of them however. "M-Mr. M- Myoga? I-I'm really really sorry!" I wailed, burying my face in my hands. "I-It's just that-that I've been having some p-problems at home! My parents have been fighting a lot lately and I'm afraid that-that they'll get divorced!!" I cried harder. I could almost see him getting that same old piteous look on his face whenever I did this. Geez, you'd think he would learn after the fifteenth time! But, all the better for me, ne?
"Oh my! I-I'm sorry Miss Shibito! I had no idea! You should probably speak with your counselor about this since it bothers you so much. Here, why don't you leave early, hmm? Here's a pass, just go to your counselor. I hope everything works out for your family, dear," he replied sympathetically.
"Oh, thank you so much Mr. Myoga! You are the best teacher in the world!" I beamed. I snatched the pass, folded the small pink paper, and slipped it into my back pocket. I sauntered out the door; I knew Hiretsukan was watching me. I turned around slightly and blew him a kiss, then sashayed out the door.
Hn, Shibito Kikyou is my name. But of course EVERYONE knows that already, I mean, I AM the most popular girl in school. And which guy in their right minds wouldn't wanna be with me? Yup, Inuyasha is one lucky bastard. Well, maybe he's not THAT lucky. If any of you are wondering, then only reason I refuse to sleep with him is because, if ya give a guy what he wants, how are ya gonna keep him interested any longer? And besides, he's cute and all but not my type. But popularity is a biggie and naturally I would LOVE to have his brother but gotta make do with what I have. Only second best. Maybe third now that Hiretsukan is in the picture. And I, Shibito, Kikyou, MUST have the best at ALL times.
Ya know, now that I think of it, Hiretsukan Naraku. That name sounds really familiar. But I would remember if I ever saw a guy as fine as him so it must just be my imagination.
~*~*~*NARAKU'S POV*~*~*~
I was extremely surprised when I found out that Shibito Kikyou didn't recognize me at all. True, today is my first day here, but her memory couldn't be that bad could it?
~*~*~*FLASHBACK*~*~*~
"Hey! Hiretsukan Naraku! Did you know that your name pwetty much means 'Evil Bastawd fwom Hell'?" came a young girl's taunting voice. It was none other than Shibito Kikyou. That coming from a bitch who's name meant 'eccentric corpse' or was it 'returning corpse'? Anyways, that's worse then mine. That bitch has tormented my life since we were babies. Kindergarten was when it really started.
I was the little nerd boy that no one wanted to be seen with. I was always carrying around my Super Deluxe Ant Farm, complete with the finest sand, a small ant park, and small ant furnishings, even though I used it for burrowing spiders. I wore inch thick yellowish glasses with a three centimeter thick brown frame, the stupid glasses were so big, they covered half my face and I was told many times by teacher to take off my safety goggles.
I will never forget the first day of kindergarten. Kikyou had already made an army of friends by snack time and I was the lone pariah. When I had tried to sit next to her, she snorted disdainfully and told me that if I ever came near her again, that she would pour my spiders down my pants. Sand, park, furnishings, and all.
But if you think I was weird, wait til you hear about her. She was the fat little girl with the menacing glare that made the teacher shrink back in fear! And I don't me chubby. I mean baby killer whale kinda fat! She was over 200 fucking pounds! And she was SIX years old!
She had always made sure that I never had any friends. In kindergarten it was, "Hi everyone! My name is Shibito Kikyou and I am the pwincess of the world. All of you are my slaves. Ok! Now that we have that estabwished, I want you to know that Hiretsukan Naraku is a weido and you are NOT allowed to talk to him. Ok?"
Then in lower and middle school, she had told the entire school that I was gay transsexual AND that I was a hermaphrodite at the same time!
~*~*~*END OF FLASHBACK*~*~*~
Yea, as hard to believe as it is, throughout my mid-teens I was the 98- pound loser at the beach, who wore my glasses swimming. Ok, fine I was at the edge of the water, but I got wet so that counts. But I was the king of the 98-pound losers at the beach!! They all feared me. And I found that fear brought me power.
It wasn't until last year that I began my self-improvement training. Now look at me, I get flirtatious smiles everywhere I go, and I can take on any guy that comes my way.
I heard she was the size of an elephant last year, so she must have gone on one hell of a diet during the summer. Or she might have gotten liposuction. But seriously, what the hell do they do with all that fat?!?
But despite that, I couldn't help notice how beautiful she was. She had all the right curves in all the right places and had a seductive sway to her hips when she walked. Her clothes were really revealing, not that I minded, it only signified that she was a slut, or so I have heard. Rumor has it that she has slept with pretty much every guy in school with the exception of Atama Homo, an idiot I guess with the most unfortunate name, Ashura Sesshoumaru, who seems to believe he's too good for her or something, Hakaisou Miroku, who isn't allowed to be with her without supervision by Inuyasha, and, most ironically, Ashura Inuyasha. Her boyfriend.
Another ironic thing was that, even though she said I was the "gwossest person alwive" when we were little, she seemed very interested in me now. Interesting. I can definitely use that against her.
~*~*~*INUYASHA'S POV*~*~*~
"Good job in discussion today class! And Kagome? Inuyasha? May I speak with you two?" Ms. Kaede asked, walking towards her desk. The two students obliged sulking.
"Yes, Ms. Kaede?" asked Kagome, trying to sound cheerful but it came out a bored and annoyed drawl.
"Now, the two of you are the best debaters in the class, especially when you are paired against each other. Now, I understand that you are both very competitive, but could you keep out the swearing and name calling from now on? There seems to be some kind of misunderstanding between you two and I hope you work it out. Otherwise I'm going to have to send you both to the dean's office and she'll decide the punishment. Oh and before I forget, no more throwing things at each other all right? So far, you have broken three desks, five chairs, and twenty 50-pound textbooks. The costs are adding up and your parents are NOT pleased with all the bills. Ok, you are dismissed," she finished, waving them away.
"IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!!" we yelled at the same time as soon as we were in the hall and had closed Ms. Kaede's door tightly.
"What do you mean it was my fault!?!? You were the one who slipped me the note telling me that I look like hell today and that I belong in a zoo!! Why can't you keep your nasty comments to yourself? Geez, no wonder you and Kikyou are a couple! You guys are a match made in hell!" she screamed. Damn, she's got one strong pair of lungs, that's for sure.
"Shit, bitch! My ears are gonna be ringing for a week now!! God, your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard! Do everyone a favor and become a mute!" I yelled back. "And you have no right talking about my girlfriend like that! Take a look at yourself! The only guy you got interested in you is that stupid Homo guy!" But of course, I couldn't have been more wrong. Everyone, well maybe with the exception of her, knows that half the guys at school have a crush on her. But of course, that quarter of the student body most certainly doesn't include me.
I am, THE Ashura Inuyasha, senior and most popular guy at school, thank you very much. Photos of me can be bought at eight o'clock sharp in the cafeteria. Signed photos are extra charge. Ok, fine so maybe I shared a little of the lime light with Hakaisou Miroku and Ashura Sesshoumaru but they aren't the one dating Shibito Kikyou now are they? Heh.
I have known Higurashi Kagome since we were three years old, yea, and woe to me. I have had to put up with her my entire life simply because we were next-door neighbors and our parents were close friends. She's always been known as the sweet, smart, innocent, naïve, and pretty little princess. Ugh, don't make me hurl.
Naturally, I see through her charade. She's just a stupid bitch. Not worth a second of my time.
But Shibito Kikyou on the other hand, she was a real girl. Not like that bitch Kagome. Kikyou is refined and intelligent, beautiful and kind. What more could a guy ask for? And I don't give a fuck what other people say about her. I trust her, and when she says that she didn't sleep with all the guys at school, I believe her one hundred and ten percent. And those idiots don't know what the heck they're talking about. I mean, how could she possibly be a necrophiliac? Anyways, like I was saying, Kagome is a stupid, ugly bitch. Kikyou is the perfect girlfriend. I'm pretty lucky ya know? Or instead, Kikyou is the lucky one to have me.
But I'll come clean and admit. I love annoying the shit out of Kagome. She'd get all frustrated whenever I'd contradict her points and interrupt her. She'd furrow her eyebrows and get so pissed that I wouldn't be surprised if steam came out of her ears! It's just too much fun to see her turn all red and dash her "sweet and gentle" reputation to shreds. I'm being serious when I say that I had never expected in a million years that she would pick up those two desks and chuck them at me with so much force! I was seriously thrown into the wall!!
"Ha! As if! I could have any guy I wanted and anyways, your girlfriend Kikyou is a slut. She has slept with most of the guys at the school right behind your back!" she stated and stuck out her tongue. I immediately erased any and every obscene idea that had just popped into my head when I saw her tongue. Gah, Miroku's starting to rub off on me. But she's really cute right now. Holy fuckin cow shit, I didn't just think that right? Shit, my brain must be screwed up, either that or it was her. I personally don't think my brain would turn against me, so it must be her.
Damn that bitch, that stupid manipulative bitch. She manipulates people's brains and forces them to be her friend that way. How else? You don't seriously think she's this popular on her own do you?
She spun on her heels and walked away. I watched the smooth way she walked, how she seemed to float and the gentle sway of her hips, so different from Kikyou, who seemed to walk that way just for show and to make guys drool. Kagome just walked like that naturally. Yuck, was I seriously thinking about her again like that?!?! Damn that manipulative bitch.
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I decided that I would stop by Kikyou's class and walk her to lunch. Her class ends about twenty to thirty minutes after mine, but I'm loyal. And I love her. Don't I? But that thing Kagome had said about Kikyou kept weighing down my thoughts. Kagome is known for being completely truthful and she doesn't spread rumors. What if, nah can't be.
Then I saw her. She looked very pleased with herself, like a cat that has just captured a big fat rat. But then she turned around and blew some guy a kiss. I wasn't really sure if the guy was Mr. Myoga or that dead looking guy in the corner, but who ever it was, he had better watch his back.
She came out of the classroom, looking overly pleased with herself, but she stopped short when she saw me. "I-Inu!" she gasped, but recovered her calmness immediately. "Why, Inu-sweetie! You came to walk me to lunch? That's so sweet of you! Just like a loyal lil puppy right?" she giggled, trying to act as if nothing had happened.
"Why the hell did you blow that guy a kiss?? I thought I was your boyfriend? And here you are blowing kisses to some fucking stranger??" I demanded.
"But Inu-" she began pleadingly and in a baby voice.
"Don't, I just want to know something," I took a deep breath and prepared for the worse, yet hoped for the best. "Is it true that you slept with most of the guys at this school? There have been pretty vicious rumors. And I have brushed them aside the whole time, but now I'm not too sure," I said through gritted teeth. "and I want the truth."
Her calm and cheerful expression turned dark. "The truth? You don't trust me enough to believe me when I tell you I haven't?"
"I never said that. I just want to know the truth. Did you?" I asked again. She turned away and didn't answer for a few moments. I knew it was over right then and there. And I also knew her well enough to know what was coming. Kikyou always has a way to get what she wants. The door to her class swung open and students poured out of the room without giving us a glance. Yea, this happened a lot.
~*~*~*KIKYOU'S POV*~*~*~
I turned around immediately and grabbed Inuyasha around the waist. I knew exactly what to do with any guy to get what I wanted. I buried my face in his chest and began to sob. "I-I swear it isn't true!! It's all just a lie cuz all the girls are so jealous of me!!" I wailed. I heard him let out a little gasp when I wrapped my arms around him, hugged him to me tightly, and nuzzled my face in his chest. Point for Kikyou, zip for Inuyasha.
That's when I started to hear some sniggering in the background. That was odd, I heard Inuyasha trying to muffle a laugh. Then I noticed that his chest wasn't and muscular as it usually was. I pushed myself away from him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
~*~*~*INUYASHA'S POV*~*~*~
This was definitely a Kodak moment. And the whole school was pretty much here. I mean, after all, it was lunchtime and this was the busiest hallway in the school.
It was hilarious, well despite the fact that my ears now WERE ringing. Mr. Myoga had opened the door to his class and climbed up on a chair against the wall of the hallway. His usual post keep an eye on the students and make sure no one sets the school on fire or whatever. I had moved just in time. When she turned around, she had grabbed Mr. Myoga and had been nuzzling him! And she was tracing circles down his back! God, I thought my sides were gonna split open! I bet that gave old Myoga a lil exercise in an area he probably never used! (A/N: geez, I feel bad, im poisoning people's minds!! Uh hehehe, if u don't get it, you're still pure and it's not too late for you to turn back!! Oh but don't forget to review if u do! lol)
And Kikyou's expression, she looked like someone had-had told her that make up was illegal or something! I fell to floor clutching my stomach, where most of the students were, and wiping off a few tears, god I don't think I have EVER laughed this hard. But in the corner of my eye, I noticed that new student stare wide-eyed at Kikyou, then someone else seemed to have caught his attention. She was standing in a corner with her other friend, one hand clutching her stomach, the other hand clutching the wall. Both of them were laughing just as hard as I was. But the one that he was staring at had dark black hair and stormy blue eyes.
Kagome.
I had a feeling that this wasn't good.
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A/N: well, how was the first chappie? continue it? or discontinue it? review please! I want a thousand!! Lol
Oh yea, and sorry if it was a bit confuzzling. lol