A/N: WOW!!! holy cow!! I seriously didn't think you guys would do it SO
fast!!! ^________^ I know I say this a lot but you peeplies are sooooo
awesome!!!! Heehee, if this keeps happening, I dunt think I'll have time to
start my new fic!! not that some people mind *coughKagome-Chancough* ^o^;;
Thankies to Kagome-Chan for being my editor!! ^____^ haha *sends you soon- to-be-mentioned-pair-of-boxers* haha, sorry, sugar high right now ^o^;;
******IMPORTANT!!! Okies!! Do you guys think I should have a little sess/kag in here? It'll still be inu/kag!!! Haha, speaking of sess, can u picture him having neon purple hair with half his hair in a mohawk wearing big black sunglasses dressed as a biker punk???? ^o^;; hehehehe....itz the sugar talking peeps.......^o^;;
Disclaimer: I DONT OWN INUYASHA!!!! Yeesh rub it in why dont you?
WARNING: Inuyasha is a major potty mouth in this chappie. Kagome isn't too good herself. ^_~
CHAPTER 3
~*~*~*KAGOME'S POV*~*~*~
Sesshoumaru glared at Inuyasha. "What the hell are you doing here anyways? Not like this lunch period doesn't have its fair share of freaks and assholes," Inuyasha said, casting a quick glance at Hojou, who sat happily at his table, waving for no apparent reason with a stupid smile on his face. Sesshoumaru followed his gaze and quirked an eyebrow at Hojou's behavior.
Sesshoumaru cleared his throat. "In response to your question, Inuyasha, Toutousai-sensei, my tutor, retired a few days ago so I had to move back here," Sesshoumaru stated, sounding bored, yet emphasizing 'Inuyasha' like it was a nasty thing.
"Feh, yea right....retired my ass, he probably got sick of you and sent your ass back to this country to torment us all," Inuyasha mumbled so softly that it was barely audible, but Sesshoumaru didn't seem to have trouble hearing it and sent Inuyasha a death glare of his own. I turned to look at Inuyasha and saw pure anger burning in his eyes. Yeesh, he didn't even look at me like that in 8th grade when I passed out that picture of him sleeping with a teddy bear!! Hehe, I could remember taking the picture as if it were yesterday.
~*~*~*FLASHBACK*~*~*~
"Ouch!" I whispered loudly and pouted. "Oh shit, I broke a nail! Gah, serves me right for letting it grow out so long." With a few more muttered curses and bumps, I had successfully managed to climb into his bedroom from his window relatively unscathed. Lucky for me his dog loved me, more than it liked him at least.
"Ok, now to get down to business." I was perfectly dressed for "business" tonight. I had one a black shirt, black sweatpants, and I even wore a black ski mask for extra precaution. My hair was tied in a loose ponytail. He wouldn't be able to tell me apart from any other girl at school. I pulled open a few curtains in his room to add more light.
When I turned around to face Inuyasha, my breath caught in my throat and my eyes bugged out. Inuyasha's blankets had been thrown off and he was sprawled on his back in his bed, sleeping in only his boxers. (Which, might I add, were gray and had yellow stars.) My cheeks were burning as I shamelessly stared at him. The moonlight shone off his jet-black hair and it was easy to see how well toned his body was.
"Gah, snap out of it Kagome!" I muttered to myself alarmed. "This is INUYASHA you're thinking about!!" I shook my head and returned my gaze to his sleeping face. He looked so relaxed an innocent, the very opposite of the Inuyasha I saw everyday at school, that I almost felt bad for what I was about to do. Almost. I grinned and reached into my bag, pulling out a four-foot-long pink teddy bear with a bow on its head. (A/N: don't say its not possible because I had one when I was little. ^^;;)
I then walked over to the side of his bed and put the teddy bear down on his left arm. His left arm almost immediately wrapped around the teddy bear and his head turned towards it. I stifled the urge to burst out laughing. When I calmed down, I took his right arm and made a fist with it. I held his nose until his mouth opened and stuck the thumb into it.
This was great, but I still needed to get him back for pushing me into the school's pond when I was getting photos taken with some other girls promoting our school play. He totally ruined my beautiful dress and it was a picture for the school newspaper!!! Not to mention making me the laughing stock of the day. Being a good girl had its benefits, but revenge was very sweet.
I took the last item out of my bag: a bottle of whip cream, with the nozzle for easy application to food. (A/N: ^^;; I couldn't help myself here) I shook it up and held it near his chest. Five minutes later he was ready for the camera. He a whip cream afro, goatee, and the best part that I do feel a little teeny tiny twinge of guilt for, whip cream breasts.
Ok, now here was the tricky part: actually taking the picture. For the full effect of my work, I needed to get a full picture of him from an aerial viewpoint. The only way to accomplish that was to actually be above him. I looked around, scanning the room for a chair, no such luck, leaving only one option for me. I had to stand above him on his bed. 'But, I could always stop here! I could just leave now and he'd have a nice lil surprise in the morning!' A little part of me spoke. But most of me told me I already came too far to just give up now and I was still sore about being made a fool of. Kagome Higurashi was not a girl you made a fool of, and Inuyasha needed more proof of that.
I took a deep breath and climbed onto his bed. I yelp as I stepped on. It was a freaking waterbed!! Inuyasha's eyebrows knitted together for a second before he relaxed again. I thanked whoever was watching over me. I took another shaky step and managed to steady myself before I fell over on him. "Whew," I whispered before grabbing the camera hanging around my neck. "Hehe, payback time Inuyasha!" I took aim and pressed the button.
I waited a few more seconds. The familiar 'click' didn't sound, meaning the picture hadn't been taken. "Grrr, what's wrong with you you stupid camera?!" I demanded in a hushed tone as I turned the camera around to see if I had taken the lip off.
CLICK
A bright light flashed along with the long waited for click, momentarily blinding me and causing me to tip backwards, falling off the bed with a loud THUMP. "Oww," I whispered as I rubbed my backside. "Stupid evil camera."
I stood back up on the bed and prepared to try again. I pressed the button when I just realized something. THE FLASH WAS STILL ON!!
CLICK
The flash lit up the room momentarily again and Inuyasha stirred. "Shit," I said and tried to jump off the bed. The one who had been watching over me just minutes ago must have decided to go against me. Inuyasha had moved his leg, hitting my foot with it. Instead of jumping off the bed, I tripped and fell in the worst possible direction for this situation. I would have landed on Inuyasha if it hadn't been for my quick reflexes. I outstretched my arms just in time so one was on each side of Inuyasha our faces almost nose to nose. My sweater obviously had whip cream on them from the, ahem, new "additions" I had made on him, but I could get that off easily. I thanked the traitor who happened to watch over me and let out an audible sigh.
Inuyasha's eyes burst open and stared into my own. "Shit."
"K-Ka-Kago-"
I didn't let him finish. I covered his eyes with one hand and took some whip cream from his hair and covered his face with it and jumped off the bed. I opened the window and climb out onto my ladder. I raced down it. My feet slipped and I fell from the fifth to last rung. "Damnit, what is it with me falling on my butt tonight?!" I muttered angrily. I lifted the latch on the ladder and it came zooming down. I grabbed it and ran.
~*~*~*END OF FLASHBACK*~*~*~
"KAGOME!!" Sango yelled.
"H-huh?? What?" was my intelligent reply.
"You zoned out for a while there. You ok?" she asked.
"I-"
"Why the hell are you blushing so hard?" came Inuyasha's rough voice, cutting me off.
"Inuyasha? Has anyone ever told you you're a pain in the ass?" I snapped at him. "So, uh, how have your first few classes gone so far, Sesshoumaru?" I chirped. Sesshoumaru gave me a strange look but brushed it I off.
"They-" he began but was rudely cut off by none other than the 'pain in the ass'.
"How the fuck do you know this asshole, bitch?"
Grrrrrrr, honestly, what the hell is it with him constantly calling me 'bitch'??? "Inuyasha, you jerk!! I have a name incase you've forgotten again!! It's Kagome!" Here, Inuyasha replied with a muttered "Feh, Kagome's a stupid name, bitch fits you better." I sent him the meanest, evilest glare I could, but of course, being me, how evil could it be right? Hehe. "I'm showing him around the school this week. How do you know him?"
"Why do you wanna know? Not like it matters." Inuyasha huffed as he turned away. "Are-"
"Hello, Kagome is it?" came a calm voice, that sent chills up Kagome's spine.
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A/N: chappie 3 of Funkyuu!!! ^________^ how was it?? I was actually pretty proud of myself, somethings were a little weird and I didn't really think the whip cream idea was all that great but I needed more stuff and I don't care how stupid you might think I am cuz I liked it. ^_____^ review please? And I'll send you all cyber cookies!! ^____^ review my little chickadees, review!! ^o^;; don't ask, too much sugar is bad for my mental health. ^o^;;
Thankies to Kagome-Chan for being my editor!! ^____^ haha *sends you soon- to-be-mentioned-pair-of-boxers* haha, sorry, sugar high right now ^o^;;
******IMPORTANT!!! Okies!! Do you guys think I should have a little sess/kag in here? It'll still be inu/kag!!! Haha, speaking of sess, can u picture him having neon purple hair with half his hair in a mohawk wearing big black sunglasses dressed as a biker punk???? ^o^;; hehehehe....itz the sugar talking peeps.......^o^;;
Disclaimer: I DONT OWN INUYASHA!!!! Yeesh rub it in why dont you?
WARNING: Inuyasha is a major potty mouth in this chappie. Kagome isn't too good herself. ^_~
CHAPTER 3
~*~*~*KAGOME'S POV*~*~*~
Sesshoumaru glared at Inuyasha. "What the hell are you doing here anyways? Not like this lunch period doesn't have its fair share of freaks and assholes," Inuyasha said, casting a quick glance at Hojou, who sat happily at his table, waving for no apparent reason with a stupid smile on his face. Sesshoumaru followed his gaze and quirked an eyebrow at Hojou's behavior.
Sesshoumaru cleared his throat. "In response to your question, Inuyasha, Toutousai-sensei, my tutor, retired a few days ago so I had to move back here," Sesshoumaru stated, sounding bored, yet emphasizing 'Inuyasha' like it was a nasty thing.
"Feh, yea right....retired my ass, he probably got sick of you and sent your ass back to this country to torment us all," Inuyasha mumbled so softly that it was barely audible, but Sesshoumaru didn't seem to have trouble hearing it and sent Inuyasha a death glare of his own. I turned to look at Inuyasha and saw pure anger burning in his eyes. Yeesh, he didn't even look at me like that in 8th grade when I passed out that picture of him sleeping with a teddy bear!! Hehe, I could remember taking the picture as if it were yesterday.
~*~*~*FLASHBACK*~*~*~
"Ouch!" I whispered loudly and pouted. "Oh shit, I broke a nail! Gah, serves me right for letting it grow out so long." With a few more muttered curses and bumps, I had successfully managed to climb into his bedroom from his window relatively unscathed. Lucky for me his dog loved me, more than it liked him at least.
"Ok, now to get down to business." I was perfectly dressed for "business" tonight. I had one a black shirt, black sweatpants, and I even wore a black ski mask for extra precaution. My hair was tied in a loose ponytail. He wouldn't be able to tell me apart from any other girl at school. I pulled open a few curtains in his room to add more light.
When I turned around to face Inuyasha, my breath caught in my throat and my eyes bugged out. Inuyasha's blankets had been thrown off and he was sprawled on his back in his bed, sleeping in only his boxers. (Which, might I add, were gray and had yellow stars.) My cheeks were burning as I shamelessly stared at him. The moonlight shone off his jet-black hair and it was easy to see how well toned his body was.
"Gah, snap out of it Kagome!" I muttered to myself alarmed. "This is INUYASHA you're thinking about!!" I shook my head and returned my gaze to his sleeping face. He looked so relaxed an innocent, the very opposite of the Inuyasha I saw everyday at school, that I almost felt bad for what I was about to do. Almost. I grinned and reached into my bag, pulling out a four-foot-long pink teddy bear with a bow on its head. (A/N: don't say its not possible because I had one when I was little. ^^;;)
I then walked over to the side of his bed and put the teddy bear down on his left arm. His left arm almost immediately wrapped around the teddy bear and his head turned towards it. I stifled the urge to burst out laughing. When I calmed down, I took his right arm and made a fist with it. I held his nose until his mouth opened and stuck the thumb into it.
This was great, but I still needed to get him back for pushing me into the school's pond when I was getting photos taken with some other girls promoting our school play. He totally ruined my beautiful dress and it was a picture for the school newspaper!!! Not to mention making me the laughing stock of the day. Being a good girl had its benefits, but revenge was very sweet.
I took the last item out of my bag: a bottle of whip cream, with the nozzle for easy application to food. (A/N: ^^;; I couldn't help myself here) I shook it up and held it near his chest. Five minutes later he was ready for the camera. He a whip cream afro, goatee, and the best part that I do feel a little teeny tiny twinge of guilt for, whip cream breasts.
Ok, now here was the tricky part: actually taking the picture. For the full effect of my work, I needed to get a full picture of him from an aerial viewpoint. The only way to accomplish that was to actually be above him. I looked around, scanning the room for a chair, no such luck, leaving only one option for me. I had to stand above him on his bed. 'But, I could always stop here! I could just leave now and he'd have a nice lil surprise in the morning!' A little part of me spoke. But most of me told me I already came too far to just give up now and I was still sore about being made a fool of. Kagome Higurashi was not a girl you made a fool of, and Inuyasha needed more proof of that.
I took a deep breath and climbed onto his bed. I yelp as I stepped on. It was a freaking waterbed!! Inuyasha's eyebrows knitted together for a second before he relaxed again. I thanked whoever was watching over me. I took another shaky step and managed to steady myself before I fell over on him. "Whew," I whispered before grabbing the camera hanging around my neck. "Hehe, payback time Inuyasha!" I took aim and pressed the button.
I waited a few more seconds. The familiar 'click' didn't sound, meaning the picture hadn't been taken. "Grrr, what's wrong with you you stupid camera?!" I demanded in a hushed tone as I turned the camera around to see if I had taken the lip off.
CLICK
A bright light flashed along with the long waited for click, momentarily blinding me and causing me to tip backwards, falling off the bed with a loud THUMP. "Oww," I whispered as I rubbed my backside. "Stupid evil camera."
I stood back up on the bed and prepared to try again. I pressed the button when I just realized something. THE FLASH WAS STILL ON!!
CLICK
The flash lit up the room momentarily again and Inuyasha stirred. "Shit," I said and tried to jump off the bed. The one who had been watching over me just minutes ago must have decided to go against me. Inuyasha had moved his leg, hitting my foot with it. Instead of jumping off the bed, I tripped and fell in the worst possible direction for this situation. I would have landed on Inuyasha if it hadn't been for my quick reflexes. I outstretched my arms just in time so one was on each side of Inuyasha our faces almost nose to nose. My sweater obviously had whip cream on them from the, ahem, new "additions" I had made on him, but I could get that off easily. I thanked the traitor who happened to watch over me and let out an audible sigh.
Inuyasha's eyes burst open and stared into my own. "Shit."
"K-Ka-Kago-"
I didn't let him finish. I covered his eyes with one hand and took some whip cream from his hair and covered his face with it and jumped off the bed. I opened the window and climb out onto my ladder. I raced down it. My feet slipped and I fell from the fifth to last rung. "Damnit, what is it with me falling on my butt tonight?!" I muttered angrily. I lifted the latch on the ladder and it came zooming down. I grabbed it and ran.
~*~*~*END OF FLASHBACK*~*~*~
"KAGOME!!" Sango yelled.
"H-huh?? What?" was my intelligent reply.
"You zoned out for a while there. You ok?" she asked.
"I-"
"Why the hell are you blushing so hard?" came Inuyasha's rough voice, cutting me off.
"Inuyasha? Has anyone ever told you you're a pain in the ass?" I snapped at him. "So, uh, how have your first few classes gone so far, Sesshoumaru?" I chirped. Sesshoumaru gave me a strange look but brushed it I off.
"They-" he began but was rudely cut off by none other than the 'pain in the ass'.
"How the fuck do you know this asshole, bitch?"
Grrrrrrr, honestly, what the hell is it with him constantly calling me 'bitch'??? "Inuyasha, you jerk!! I have a name incase you've forgotten again!! It's Kagome!" Here, Inuyasha replied with a muttered "Feh, Kagome's a stupid name, bitch fits you better." I sent him the meanest, evilest glare I could, but of course, being me, how evil could it be right? Hehe. "I'm showing him around the school this week. How do you know him?"
"Why do you wanna know? Not like it matters." Inuyasha huffed as he turned away. "Are-"
"Hello, Kagome is it?" came a calm voice, that sent chills up Kagome's spine.
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A/N: chappie 3 of Funkyuu!!! ^________^ how was it?? I was actually pretty proud of myself, somethings were a little weird and I didn't really think the whip cream idea was all that great but I needed more stuff and I don't care how stupid you might think I am cuz I liked it. ^_____^ review please? And I'll send you all cyber cookies!! ^____^ review my little chickadees, review!! ^o^;; don't ask, too much sugar is bad for my mental health. ^o^;;