Hullo people! My first fan fic yo - puhleese review. Disclaimer - I do not own the X-men .I do not own Pride and prejudice.I do not own Casablanca.Yet I am not in fits of depression yo! Positive thinking yo!

Scene - Rogue's room in the Xavier mansion [the one she shares with Kitty]. Half of it is done up in pink - the other half in green and purple.

Kitty - will - you - for -devil's - sake -quit - playing -that -trash - which- calls - itself - music!!!!

"Ooooh I'm like so totally crazy bout this new boy band Rogue" Well shut it when ya go for your shower otherwise ah'll BREAK THE CD INTO TWO!!!!!Kitty looks taken aback - "yeah like sure just keep your hands off it puhleese" [makes Puppy dog eyes] "Like that's easy." Says Rogue rolling her eyes.

A perfect red head pops into the room. "Now Rogue - I know you get irritated sometimes, I understand perfectly, but one really shouldn't shout in the very morning, it isn't good for our mental health you know"

Jean get the hell outta mah room pronto!

"Now remember what I told you about shouting."

" Mah mental health ain't gonna be very good if ah absorb ya and ah am gonna do that if ya don't disappear now."

"Now Rogue I am trying to be understanding.."

"Don't try - you're bad enough as it is" Rogue goes and slams the door in Jean's face.

Jean can be heard yelling -"that Goth is so gonna be the death of me -I so try to be nice to her.She is so very inconsiderate."

God that female can get on mah nerves damn her! Damn her! Damn her! Arghhhhh!!!

*Bamph*A fuzzy blue elf appears - dangling from the fan - Hullo - where ees Keety? She's taking a shower Kurt -Ah mean isn't that obvious - otherwise she'd be here playing that irritating, insincere Blue CD of hers.

" I see my leetle sister is not in a very good mood"

"Who would be with Jean giving you a lecture on damned self control - self control my foot - it takes all mah self control to keep mahself from blasting her with Cyclops' powers"Rogue rolls her eyes all the while thinking how nice it would be to have a room of her own somewhere without prissy miss perfect to bother you or goody goody Mr. Summers to correct you. Just then a mental message popped into her head and into the heads of all the mutants in the institute -"Please collect in my office - you will be meeting some mutants who will be staying with us for some time"

Author's note - So what did you think - please review - no Romy in this chapter but it will all start in the third chapter. I'll probably put the second chapter up tonight. Oh and I can't help the Jean bashing it is so very natural ; ).
Seeya soon - ciao!