'sir, I do belive you have just drank my beverage'
'why, do you think that, sir?'
'well, sir, I just saw you drinking my beverage'
'no, sir, no I didn't'
'yes, you did, just now, sir'
'no'
'yes'
'no'
'yes'
*they gouge each other's eyes out*
'well, sir, we're in quite a predicament, aren't we?'
'well, you started it'
'you drank my beverage!'
'are you accusing me of something?'
the centipede attacked her,
dragged her into a well,
which at that point was not sacred,
but seemed quite a bit like hell,
she ran unto the sacred tree,
a million years away,
'these ears, they aren't human'
and she grabbed them, on that day,
quoth the inu 'stupid woman,
get you hands off of my head,
I'll sharpen my claws on you
then you will be quite dead'
she jolted back, quite startled,
'kind sir, I am not kikyou,
can you kill the centipede,
I seem to have stubbed my toe'
she smiled at the bound-up boy
'and with all due respect, kind sir,
what could you own name be,
with ears covered with fur?'
'well, miss' he said quite harshly,
'inu-yasha is my name,
I'm half demon and half human,
they're different, yet the same'
'now that we're well aquainted,
let's kill some centipede,
for no apparent reason,
let's make that demon bleed'
'good idea, human,
I'll start it right away,
I swear to you, miss centipede,
you'll surely die today'
and so the battle was fought,
inu killed her in the end,
he gazed towards kagome,
'now, your turn, my friend'
inu-yasha tried to stab her,
kaede put prayer beads on him,
and gave that reincarnate,
power to 'sit' the boy on whim.
death crow flys off with the jewel,
'Iron reaver, soul stealer',
too short range, she used the bow,
'I think I've gotten him, kind sir'
quoth the raven 'nevermore',
or was that edgar allen poe?
'kind miss, you've shattered the jewel,
on a quest we'll have to go'
'but kind sir'said miss kagome,
'I have fifteen billon exams,
and of your stupid little jewel,
sir, I do not give a damn'
'what the bloody heck, kagome?
come on, please, come with me,
it just might be worth it,
feudal japan you will see'
'what's the bloody freaking difference?
but I guess it's worth a try'
and so, with that, she said 'sit',
he landed on his eye.
so, now they travel together,
with shippou and sango,
and miroku, the pervert priest,
with kagome and her bow.
this group battled naraku,
a sadistic youkai,
and so, with that, she said 'sit',
he landed on his eye.
*finis*
'why, do you think that, sir?'
'well, sir, I just saw you drinking my beverage'
'no, sir, no I didn't'
'yes, you did, just now, sir'
'no'
'yes'
'no'
'yes'
*they gouge each other's eyes out*
'well, sir, we're in quite a predicament, aren't we?'
'well, you started it'
'you drank my beverage!'
'are you accusing me of something?'
the centipede attacked her,
dragged her into a well,
which at that point was not sacred,
but seemed quite a bit like hell,
she ran unto the sacred tree,
a million years away,
'these ears, they aren't human'
and she grabbed them, on that day,
quoth the inu 'stupid woman,
get you hands off of my head,
I'll sharpen my claws on you
then you will be quite dead'
she jolted back, quite startled,
'kind sir, I am not kikyou,
can you kill the centipede,
I seem to have stubbed my toe'
she smiled at the bound-up boy
'and with all due respect, kind sir,
what could you own name be,
with ears covered with fur?'
'well, miss' he said quite harshly,
'inu-yasha is my name,
I'm half demon and half human,
they're different, yet the same'
'now that we're well aquainted,
let's kill some centipede,
for no apparent reason,
let's make that demon bleed'
'good idea, human,
I'll start it right away,
I swear to you, miss centipede,
you'll surely die today'
and so the battle was fought,
inu killed her in the end,
he gazed towards kagome,
'now, your turn, my friend'
inu-yasha tried to stab her,
kaede put prayer beads on him,
and gave that reincarnate,
power to 'sit' the boy on whim.
death crow flys off with the jewel,
'Iron reaver, soul stealer',
too short range, she used the bow,
'I think I've gotten him, kind sir'
quoth the raven 'nevermore',
or was that edgar allen poe?
'kind miss, you've shattered the jewel,
on a quest we'll have to go'
'but kind sir'said miss kagome,
'I have fifteen billon exams,
and of your stupid little jewel,
sir, I do not give a damn'
'what the bloody heck, kagome?
come on, please, come with me,
it just might be worth it,
feudal japan you will see'
'what's the bloody freaking difference?
but I guess it's worth a try'
and so, with that, she said 'sit',
he landed on his eye.
so, now they travel together,
with shippou and sango,
and miroku, the pervert priest,
with kagome and her bow.
this group battled naraku,
a sadistic youkai,
and so, with that, she said 'sit',
he landed on his eye.
*finis*