Disclaimer: ~Nervous Chuckle~ I refuse to admit ownership of this
fanfiction. Unless people like it, than it's all mine. The Inu characters
however, I can lay no claim to.
AN: I WARNED YOU PEOPLE! I asked you, "What would you think of a Kikyou/Hobo parody/comedy fic?" What was your response? NADA! No one reviewed with comments so now I'm going to put you through this entire one shot (and if I get enough inspiration I'm guessing about five chapters to this story) of Kikyou/Hoho antics! (See if you can guess what the word of the day is)
~WARNING! KIKYOU AND HOMO (Honestly, I have nothing against trans-gender relationships, but even if he is gay, isn't Hojou just a little . . . err . . . fruity?) WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FANFICTION! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK~
Quite Cheerfully
Prologue
It Has Begun
She let out a gasp as she climbed out of the bone eater's well. She had been preparing to shield herself from the sunlight but raised her brow as she realized that she was inside a small shack. Brushing the dirt (. she IS dirt) off her miko garb Kikyou stepped outside of the hut and, If she was still breathing she would have lost her breath . . . Was this truly the world her reincarnation lived in? At a loss for words she took a few steps towards the tall house that stood before the Well Shrine. The energy of jewel shards was easily detectable through the first window on the tallest part of the building. Looking around stealthily she headed towards the front door, the power coming off the purified jewel shards growing stronger as she crept.
"Foolish girl . . . the rest of the Shikon-no-tama will be mine at last!"
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"I hope these herbal scented bunion pads will help Higurashi heal faster."
Hojou, after cheerfully thinking about Kagome, and cheerfully dropping by his mother's cheerful shop, had decided to cheerfully by "Higurashi" some cheerfully herbal scented bunion pads, for her (not so) cheerful bunions! So, cheerfully deciding not to wait for the next cheerful day, Hojou had cheerfully agreed with his cheerful self to drop by Kagome's cheerful house, and cheerfully hand her his cheerfully planned out gifts, cheerfully! As he cheerfully bumbled along to Kagome's house, he cheerfully noticed that she was already heading cheerfully inside her cheerful house! And ever so cheerfully he had cheerfully called out her cheerful name!
"Higurashi?!"
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"Higurashi?!"
Out of sheer surprise she had turned around to see a young man, with a suspiciously cheerful smile on his suspiciously cheerful face, and a suspiciously cheerful package in his suspiciously cheerful hands. Soon she found her hands clasped in those of the suspiciously cheerful boy's. And again she heard him call that strange name she had heard him cheerfully (suspiciously of course) blurt out before.
"Higurashi? Don't tell me you have laryngitis as well? When will you be getting your voice back?"
Latching onto that excuse immediately she nodded her head, pretending to be mute.
"Eh. Higurashi? Why are you wearing such strange clothes? And . . . are you doing something new with your hair? N-not to say you look ugly of course anything looks lovely on you. Say, how about I take you out tonight, or right now if you're feeling up to it?"
Kikyou raised a brow at this strange boy. He seemed to know a lot about her reincarnation. Maybe she could use him to find some sort of weakness in the girl from the future. Maybe even HE was her weakness. With a satisfied smirk on her face she nodded, causing Hoho's face to light up.
"Oh! That's wonderful! Let's go!"
And so Kikyou allowed herself to be dragged away by the stupidly cheerful Hojou. Out for a night of dancing and romancing . . . and strangling. . . yes, she decided after a few seconds of his constantly cheerful jabbering about school and other equally dull, yet still constantly cheerful things,. . . definitely lots of strangling. . .
AN: That wasn't quite as bad as I thought It would be. But of course you're the readers and you should tell me what you think. KUKUKU! It seems I do have enough inspiration and this is going to turn out to be a five chapter fanfiction. Who knows, should my insanity continue it might even end up being more than five chapters. In the meantime do an old, society-deprived (okay, honestly I have had no contact with society) author a favor and click that cute little button down there and review! Review! Review!
P.S.
This fanfiction will probably not be updated until I finish The Need (Which should be in one or two more updates, therefore, in two weeks.)
AN: I WARNED YOU PEOPLE! I asked you, "What would you think of a Kikyou/Hobo parody/comedy fic?" What was your response? NADA! No one reviewed with comments so now I'm going to put you through this entire one shot (and if I get enough inspiration I'm guessing about five chapters to this story) of Kikyou/Hoho antics! (See if you can guess what the word of the day is)
~WARNING! KIKYOU AND HOMO (Honestly, I have nothing against trans-gender relationships, but even if he is gay, isn't Hojou just a little . . . err . . . fruity?) WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FANFICTION! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK~
Quite Cheerfully
Prologue
It Has Begun
She let out a gasp as she climbed out of the bone eater's well. She had been preparing to shield herself from the sunlight but raised her brow as she realized that she was inside a small shack. Brushing the dirt (. she IS dirt) off her miko garb Kikyou stepped outside of the hut and, If she was still breathing she would have lost her breath . . . Was this truly the world her reincarnation lived in? At a loss for words she took a few steps towards the tall house that stood before the Well Shrine. The energy of jewel shards was easily detectable through the first window on the tallest part of the building. Looking around stealthily she headed towards the front door, the power coming off the purified jewel shards growing stronger as she crept.
"Foolish girl . . . the rest of the Shikon-no-tama will be mine at last!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I hope these herbal scented bunion pads will help Higurashi heal faster."
Hojou, after cheerfully thinking about Kagome, and cheerfully dropping by his mother's cheerful shop, had decided to cheerfully by "Higurashi" some cheerfully herbal scented bunion pads, for her (not so) cheerful bunions! So, cheerfully deciding not to wait for the next cheerful day, Hojou had cheerfully agreed with his cheerful self to drop by Kagome's cheerful house, and cheerfully hand her his cheerfully planned out gifts, cheerfully! As he cheerfully bumbled along to Kagome's house, he cheerfully noticed that she was already heading cheerfully inside her cheerful house! And ever so cheerfully he had cheerfully called out her cheerful name!
"Higurashi?!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Higurashi?!"
Out of sheer surprise she had turned around to see a young man, with a suspiciously cheerful smile on his suspiciously cheerful face, and a suspiciously cheerful package in his suspiciously cheerful hands. Soon she found her hands clasped in those of the suspiciously cheerful boy's. And again she heard him call that strange name she had heard him cheerfully (suspiciously of course) blurt out before.
"Higurashi? Don't tell me you have laryngitis as well? When will you be getting your voice back?"
Latching onto that excuse immediately she nodded her head, pretending to be mute.
"Eh. Higurashi? Why are you wearing such strange clothes? And . . . are you doing something new with your hair? N-not to say you look ugly of course anything looks lovely on you. Say, how about I take you out tonight, or right now if you're feeling up to it?"
Kikyou raised a brow at this strange boy. He seemed to know a lot about her reincarnation. Maybe she could use him to find some sort of weakness in the girl from the future. Maybe even HE was her weakness. With a satisfied smirk on her face she nodded, causing Hoho's face to light up.
"Oh! That's wonderful! Let's go!"
And so Kikyou allowed herself to be dragged away by the stupidly cheerful Hojou. Out for a night of dancing and romancing . . . and strangling. . . yes, she decided after a few seconds of his constantly cheerful jabbering about school and other equally dull, yet still constantly cheerful things,. . . definitely lots of strangling. . .
AN: That wasn't quite as bad as I thought It would be. But of course you're the readers and you should tell me what you think. KUKUKU! It seems I do have enough inspiration and this is going to turn out to be a five chapter fanfiction. Who knows, should my insanity continue it might even end up being more than five chapters. In the meantime do an old, society-deprived (okay, honestly I have had no contact with society) author a favor and click that cute little button down there and review! Review! Review!
P.S.
This fanfiction will probably not be updated until I finish The Need (Which should be in one or two more updates, therefore, in two weeks.)