Disclaimer: Icky! Who would want to own Hobo and Kikyou on a date? Bleh?
Not me (For all of you who may wonder, I actually respect Kikyou . . .
Hoho? Well . . . that's another story)
AN: All right, so I lied. I'm actually typing this chapter up before I've posted the story. But it's late and I can't get myself to sleep, so I'm going to stir up some fun!
Quite Cheerfully
Chapter One
Cheerful Carnival Capers
The bright lights! The short skirts! The scary looking youkai walking around with their large red noses! Was this the world of the future? Kikyou looked around, half impressed half fearful. Hojou had so cheerfully taken her to the Cheerful Carnival, after she had changed into more "normal" clothes. She scratched the side of her right leg, left bare by the short red skirt she wore with a button down white blouse. Soon though, she was distracted from her itchy leg by the exciting (and cheerful) squeals of a delighted Hobo as he pointed to the "Ferris Wheel".
"Please?! Higurashi? Can we go?!"
She stared up at the wheel that spun and went nowhere. Though she did not see the point in the wheel's constant twirling, twirling, twirling, she nodded her head, if only to see what it was like to ride such an impractical contraption. She had her first taste of futuristic embarrassment as Hojou nearly fainted upon reaching the front of the line to ride the "Feh Ris Wheel". She gave the Carnie an emotionless glare when he asked in an amused voice,
"Babysitting eh?"
and she sat down next to the jabbering Hojou as the wheel started to turn. Almost unconsciously she found herself latching onto his arm as she peered shyly over the side of the car. Then she heard the gagging noises next to her, only to see a very green-faced Hojou also looking over the car.
"H-Hi-Higura-Higurashi . . . I think I'm going to be sick."
Consequently, Kikyou started yelling at the Wheel operator to let them down, only to be replied with chuckles and hushed sighs about "Young Love" and "First Dates". So bravely, and using her undead miko powers, she grabbed the near gagging Hoho, jumped out of the Ferris wheel, and sent it flying away, passengers still inside. Of course, because of his utter cheerfulness upon having ridden the Ferris Wheel, Hojou failed to notice that said wheel was now spinning off into space, and instead pointed, with equal delight and cheerfulness to the "Tunnel Of Love". Certainly, he didn't intend for them to ride the artificial swan demons through that cheerfully pink tunnel . . .
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He actually intended for them to ride through this cheerfully pink tunnel. Had Kikyou anything in her clay stomach, she would have been spitting it up right now. Chibi dolls were prancing at the water's edge, singing songs that would have made Barney flop over and die from their mushy-ness. She also didn't appreciate the "casual" way that Hoho was trying to drape his arm around her shoulders, which were stiff from sitting still in the unstable boat as it was pulled slowly towards the end of the channel. Of course, the worst fright of all came when she turned to face Hojou, and found that his wet, puckered lips were making their way to her dry, incredibly chapped ones. Slowly, ever so painfully slowly she closed her eyes, awaiting for him to do the same so she could blast him into the millions of wiggly, cheerful, pink worms she was sure his body was made of. Thankfully, it never came to that, and the end of our cheerful pink Hero ("
And Kikyou gawked, and nodded again. And Hojou smiled cheerfully and started to tug her towards his car. And in the end, the Ferris Wheel, was still spinning in the sky.
AN: KUKUKUKU! Can you tell that I'm disgustingly tired and worn out? Can you tell it's past two in the morning? You shouldn't be able to, so lie to me and give me a good review and I'll make sure the next chapter is longer.
AN: All right, so I lied. I'm actually typing this chapter up before I've posted the story. But it's late and I can't get myself to sleep, so I'm going to stir up some fun!
Quite Cheerfully
Chapter One
Cheerful Carnival Capers
The bright lights! The short skirts! The scary looking youkai walking around with their large red noses! Was this the world of the future? Kikyou looked around, half impressed half fearful. Hojou had so cheerfully taken her to the Cheerful Carnival, after she had changed into more "normal" clothes. She scratched the side of her right leg, left bare by the short red skirt she wore with a button down white blouse. Soon though, she was distracted from her itchy leg by the exciting (and cheerful) squeals of a delighted Hobo as he pointed to the "Ferris Wheel".
"Please?! Higurashi? Can we go?!"
She stared up at the wheel that spun and went nowhere. Though she did not see the point in the wheel's constant twirling, twirling, twirling, she nodded her head, if only to see what it was like to ride such an impractical contraption. She had her first taste of futuristic embarrassment as Hojou nearly fainted upon reaching the front of the line to ride the "Feh Ris Wheel". She gave the Carnie an emotionless glare when he asked in an amused voice,
"Babysitting eh?"
and she sat down next to the jabbering Hojou as the wheel started to turn. Almost unconsciously she found herself latching onto his arm as she peered shyly over the side of the car. Then she heard the gagging noises next to her, only to see a very green-faced Hojou also looking over the car.
"H-Hi-Higura-Higurashi . . . I think I'm going to be sick."
Consequently, Kikyou started yelling at the Wheel operator to let them down, only to be replied with chuckles and hushed sighs about "Young Love" and "First Dates". So bravely, and using her undead miko powers, she grabbed the near gagging Hoho, jumped out of the Ferris wheel, and sent it flying away, passengers still inside. Of course, because of his utter cheerfulness upon having ridden the Ferris Wheel, Hojou failed to notice that said wheel was now spinning off into space, and instead pointed, with equal delight and cheerfulness to the "Tunnel Of Love". Certainly, he didn't intend for them to ride the artificial swan demons through that cheerfully pink tunnel . . .
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
He actually intended for them to ride through this cheerfully pink tunnel. Had Kikyou anything in her clay stomach, she would have been spitting it up right now. Chibi dolls were prancing at the water's edge, singing songs that would have made Barney flop over and die from their mushy-ness. She also didn't appreciate the "casual" way that Hoho was trying to drape his arm around her shoulders, which were stiff from sitting still in the unstable boat as it was pulled slowly towards the end of the channel. Of course, the worst fright of all came when she turned to face Hojou, and found that his wet, puckered lips were making their way to her dry, incredibly chapped ones. Slowly, ever so painfully slowly she closed her eyes, awaiting for him to do the same so she could blast him into the millions of wiggly, cheerful, pink worms she was sure his body was made of. Thankfully, it never came to that, and the end of our cheerful pink Hero ("
And Kikyou gawked, and nodded again. And Hojou smiled cheerfully and started to tug her towards his car. And in the end, the Ferris Wheel, was still spinning in the sky.
AN: KUKUKUKU! Can you tell that I'm disgustingly tired and worn out? Can you tell it's past two in the morning? You shouldn't be able to, so lie to me and give me a good review and I'll make sure the next chapter is longer.