THE CHOCOLATE CARDS
Warning: If you haven't seen the following movies or read the following
books parts of this Fan fic may be confusing to you:
Lord of the Rings The fellowship.
Monty Python search for the holy grail.
Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone.
The Kit Kat commercial, Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a
piece of that kit kat bar!
That is about all.
Ehh Hem,
My spokes person, Seto Kaiba would like to say a few words to start us off.
Kaiba- I would?
Yami Bakura runs up and wacks him hard in the face with a raw steak.
Kaiba- Oh yeah I would. Pzanna does not own Yugioh, she finds it very
humorous and would like to dedicate this fanfic to all the characters of
the show who are so very funny. She also does not own Harry Potter, Lord
of the Rings or any other movie that may appear or be mentioned I this
fanfic. Also if you don't like the beginning of this fanfic, read it
anyway it will be worth it in the end. We guarantee! I would also like to
add that when I get my hands on that Bakura My blue eyes will to wipe the
floor with him.
Bakura pops up from no where-No they won't!
Kaiba- Grrr come back here you steak wielding, mop head!
Pzanna- my spokes person ran away! Well without further a do you can read
the fanfic.
The Days of Weirdness
Our dream.. Oops! Our story starts in a large stone church. A congregation that has gathered is held in spell bound awe as the beautiful Mai Valentine gracefully walks down the aisle. Ger flowing, white gown embroidered with purple and blue shimmering stars is the envy of all the women present. As she ascends the steps at the front of the church and sees who is standing there she lets out a scream of terror. This is a wedding incase any of you were wondering. The reason she has just let out that scream of terror is apparent once you see who is standing in front of her. Joey Wheeler, in a puppy dog suit. Noooo! Mai screams and turns to run from the church. But Wait! For some reason she is unable to move. In fact the carpet that she is standing on has just been painted with a fresh paint of carpet cement and now her knee high boots are cemented to the red carpet. Then Joey moves forward takes her hand and the minister begins to recite the usual wedding ceremony and.. AAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Mai awakes, screaming in terror. Mai- Oh! It was just a dream. Few I'm never eating three of Joey's chocolate bar and potato chip omelettes before going to bed again. (Why was Joey in my dream?) Just then the flap of her tent unzips and in pops the heads of Yugi, Tea and Joey. Yugi in his little concerned voice- Are you okay Mai? Mai - yeah I'm fi.. ( Mai sees Joey) I'm. I-I'm.. (points at Joey) You!!! Joey- Uh, Mai? Mai: You! Go away! (pointing at Yugi) you go too. Tea! Come in! Tea: Mai, what's wrong? Mai: I had a dream about, well. about.. Tea: about who? Come on spit it out! Mai: About. ( blushing) About Joey. Tea: (snorting laughter) Joey? Mai: yes. (she tells Tea her dream) Tea: (Turning red from holding in her laughter) Well, Mai heehee That's just so funny! Mai: Well I'm glad you see it that way. (in an obviously annoyed) Tea: Geeze, I didn't know you took your dreams so seriously! Mai: (acting mysterious) All dreams have some meaning. Tea: OK, well you figure your out, I'm going back to bed. See you in the morning!
Back at the boys tent. Joey: Yugi, Mai is worrying me. She seemed so angry with me! What did I do to her! Yugi: Joey I wouldn't worry about it. She probably just had a nightmare. Did you hear her scream! Suddenly Tea enters the tent. Yugi: (blushes) Uh, Hi Tea. Joey: what are you doing here Tea? Tea tells them Mai's story. Joey: Gaaaah! No wonder she didn't want me near her! All of a sudden they all hear a voice say "AND WHEN I FIND YOU I'LL EAT YOU ALL!!!" But it was just Tristen talking in his sleep.
The next morning while everyone except Mai is eating Joey's chocolate and potato chip omelettes, they hear a helicopter. The helicopter lands in a near by clearing. Out jumps Kaiba, Mokuba, and Pegasus! There is something weird about them though. I can't quite put my finger on it. Authoress: Yugi. Yugi: I'm being called by God! Yes Lord? Authoress: ( haha this is great!) Yugi! What is strange about Kaiba and Mokuba? Yugi: can't you figure it out?! They are dressed just like Pegasus! Authoress: Thank you Yugi! Yugi: (That was WEIRD) Joey: Yugi! Duck! So we can watch them! Every one else is also ducking. Pegasus: Well, Kaiba boy, is this a good spot? Kaiba: Yes, Uncle, this will be perfect! Pegasus: Mokuba will you do the honors? Mokuba bends down and pulls from his backpack a golden box. Inside the box is a deck of cards. Kaiba: OK, this is my newest invention, and I need your opinion on it. Mokuba: YAY! Something new! Pegasus: Well what is it? Come on Kaiba Boy don't keep us in suspense! Kaiba: call me that again! Go ahead! I DARE YOU! Pegasus: my, my Seto! Such a temper! Mokuba: (we better get this over with before they kill each other! How are we related again?) Come on lets see it! Kaiba: OK here it is this is my new invention. Chocolate Dueling Cards! Suddenly Bakura pops out of nowhere. Bakura: Did someone say chocolate? I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!! Ducking behind the bushes Yugi and Joey grimace as they remember. Flash back At Domino High the gang meets after school to plan what they are going to do. Tristen: I hear there is going to be a festival of chocolate this weekend. Maybe we should bring Bakura too. I hear he loves chocolate. For some reason Shadi is there and he over hears them. Shadi: Not a wise decision my friend. Joey: Why not? Shadi: Bakura possesses the millennium ring. The ancient spirit inside it loves chocolate. Yugi: so? Shadi: If you take Bakura with you his Yami will appear, and will destroy all the chocolate! Tea: Oh no! Nothing could be worse! Tristen: Yeah, like a massacre of the chocolates. Yugi: We can't let that happen! Shadi: Oh no he's coming! (Shadi disappears with a pop) Yugi: Hi Bakura! Bakura: Hi Yugi, Guys! Tristen: Bakura are you doing anything this weekend? Bakura: well I was planning to go to that festival of Chocolate. Joey: Oh no, you don't want to go there! I heard that's a rip off. Bakura: A rip off..? Joey: the chocolate isn't real, it's just flavored. Bakura: Oh. Tea: But I heard there is going to be a festival of vanilla over in Bomino. All the boys stare open mouthed at her. Yugi: Tea! You would go to Bomino!? Tristen: That's Domino's archrival! You can't go there! Tea: Oh, sorry I forgot! All the boys roll their eyes as if to say " How could you forget?" Joey: well why don't we just hang out at Yugi's! Bakura: All right. That works. See ya guys then! As Bakura walks away Yami Bakura takes over * silly mortals, as if they could keep me from my one love: CHOCOLATE!!* Saturday morning Joey and Tristen go to Yugi's house. They ring the doorbell. Ding-Dong Yugi opens the door. And sees two giant chocolate bars that he guesses are Joey and Tristen from the blonde mops sticking out of one and the brown unicorn horn sticking out of the other one. Yugi-What are you doing?! What about Bakura? Tristan- Bakura is sick Yugi, he ate too much chocolate pudding. So now we can go to the Chocolate Festival. So lets go! Joey- Yeah they said it's all you can eat, but they don't know all I can eat! Yugi- OK hold on, I'll be right back! Yugi runs up stairs and changes, He returns dressed as a..
Joey- Teddy Bear? Yugi is that you? Yugi- This is the only Chocolate outfit I have! (Yugi is dressed as a giant chocolate teddy bear.) Joey- OK come on buddy boy! (he says in a very bad Tigger voice) But when they reached the chocolate Festival.....
Weevil came running out! Weevil- Help! Help! He poured Chocolate on my grasshoppers! Oh my poor grasshoppers! Tristan runs up to Weevil. Tristan- Who Weevil, Who? Weevil- (sob) that white haired freak! Joey- Who Pegasus? Weevil- no! That crazy English guy! He poured chocolate on my grasshoppers! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Yugi- Uh-oh! That sounds like- All three together- Bakura!
Suddenly Bakura pops up covered from head to toe in chocolate. Bakura- Oh hey guys! Then Yami Bakura takes over. Yami Bakura- ALL CHOCOLATE IS MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE! Then he stopped and his mouth dropped open. It was as if he couldn't believe what he was seeing. Yami B(Bakura)- Am I seeing this! Two Giant Chocolate Bars, and a, a G-g-g- Giant Chocolate T-teddy Bear! Oh I'm so gonna eat those right now! Joey, Tristan, and Yugi all run. Yami B runs after them. Yami B-* Why are they running away from me! All I'm gonna do is eat them! Wait HOW are they running away from me. WEIRD!* Then Yugi Trips and his chocolate bear suit cracks in half. Yugi sits on the ground in a daze for a while. Yugi- Wow.. It was real chocolate! Joey- Really! Give me a break! Yugi- no It really is chocolate! Joey-Yeah I know Yug, so give me a break, ya know give me some. Haven't you ever seen the Kit Kat commercials! Yugi- Oh haha! I get it now! Yami B- No you don't silly mortal I get it now! Yami B picks up half of the Chocolate Teddy bear suit and runs off with it. Yugi-(crying) He took my chocolate teddy bear suit! Joey- keep crying yug all the more for me! Yugi- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Flash back ends. Yugi- That was horrible. Joey- yeah Tristan- Bakura had the worst case of acne ever recorded! Joey- Yeah even Kaiba deserves to be warned about something like this! So Yugi runs toward Kaiba, Mokuba and Pegasus, But.....
What happens next? Does Yugi get to Kaiba in time to warn him about Bakura? Who is Pegasus really? Find out all this and more in the next chapter that is already written out and just needs to be typed. Be warned: That could take days, weeks, months or even years.(but hopefully not) So how did everyone like it? This is my first ever fanfic!
Our dream.. Oops! Our story starts in a large stone church. A congregation that has gathered is held in spell bound awe as the beautiful Mai Valentine gracefully walks down the aisle. Ger flowing, white gown embroidered with purple and blue shimmering stars is the envy of all the women present. As she ascends the steps at the front of the church and sees who is standing there she lets out a scream of terror. This is a wedding incase any of you were wondering. The reason she has just let out that scream of terror is apparent once you see who is standing in front of her. Joey Wheeler, in a puppy dog suit. Noooo! Mai screams and turns to run from the church. But Wait! For some reason she is unable to move. In fact the carpet that she is standing on has just been painted with a fresh paint of carpet cement and now her knee high boots are cemented to the red carpet. Then Joey moves forward takes her hand and the minister begins to recite the usual wedding ceremony and.. AAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Mai awakes, screaming in terror. Mai- Oh! It was just a dream. Few I'm never eating three of Joey's chocolate bar and potato chip omelettes before going to bed again. (Why was Joey in my dream?) Just then the flap of her tent unzips and in pops the heads of Yugi, Tea and Joey. Yugi in his little concerned voice- Are you okay Mai? Mai - yeah I'm fi.. ( Mai sees Joey) I'm. I-I'm.. (points at Joey) You!!! Joey- Uh, Mai? Mai: You! Go away! (pointing at Yugi) you go too. Tea! Come in! Tea: Mai, what's wrong? Mai: I had a dream about, well. about.. Tea: about who? Come on spit it out! Mai: About. ( blushing) About Joey. Tea: (snorting laughter) Joey? Mai: yes. (she tells Tea her dream) Tea: (Turning red from holding in her laughter) Well, Mai heehee That's just so funny! Mai: Well I'm glad you see it that way. (in an obviously annoyed) Tea: Geeze, I didn't know you took your dreams so seriously! Mai: (acting mysterious) All dreams have some meaning. Tea: OK, well you figure your out, I'm going back to bed. See you in the morning!
Back at the boys tent. Joey: Yugi, Mai is worrying me. She seemed so angry with me! What did I do to her! Yugi: Joey I wouldn't worry about it. She probably just had a nightmare. Did you hear her scream! Suddenly Tea enters the tent. Yugi: (blushes) Uh, Hi Tea. Joey: what are you doing here Tea? Tea tells them Mai's story. Joey: Gaaaah! No wonder she didn't want me near her! All of a sudden they all hear a voice say "AND WHEN I FIND YOU I'LL EAT YOU ALL!!!" But it was just Tristen talking in his sleep.
The next morning while everyone except Mai is eating Joey's chocolate and potato chip omelettes, they hear a helicopter. The helicopter lands in a near by clearing. Out jumps Kaiba, Mokuba, and Pegasus! There is something weird about them though. I can't quite put my finger on it. Authoress: Yugi. Yugi: I'm being called by God! Yes Lord? Authoress: ( haha this is great!) Yugi! What is strange about Kaiba and Mokuba? Yugi: can't you figure it out?! They are dressed just like Pegasus! Authoress: Thank you Yugi! Yugi: (That was WEIRD) Joey: Yugi! Duck! So we can watch them! Every one else is also ducking. Pegasus: Well, Kaiba boy, is this a good spot? Kaiba: Yes, Uncle, this will be perfect! Pegasus: Mokuba will you do the honors? Mokuba bends down and pulls from his backpack a golden box. Inside the box is a deck of cards. Kaiba: OK, this is my newest invention, and I need your opinion on it. Mokuba: YAY! Something new! Pegasus: Well what is it? Come on Kaiba Boy don't keep us in suspense! Kaiba: call me that again! Go ahead! I DARE YOU! Pegasus: my, my Seto! Such a temper! Mokuba: (we better get this over with before they kill each other! How are we related again?) Come on lets see it! Kaiba: OK here it is this is my new invention. Chocolate Dueling Cards! Suddenly Bakura pops out of nowhere. Bakura: Did someone say chocolate? I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!! Ducking behind the bushes Yugi and Joey grimace as they remember. Flash back At Domino High the gang meets after school to plan what they are going to do. Tristen: I hear there is going to be a festival of chocolate this weekend. Maybe we should bring Bakura too. I hear he loves chocolate. For some reason Shadi is there and he over hears them. Shadi: Not a wise decision my friend. Joey: Why not? Shadi: Bakura possesses the millennium ring. The ancient spirit inside it loves chocolate. Yugi: so? Shadi: If you take Bakura with you his Yami will appear, and will destroy all the chocolate! Tea: Oh no! Nothing could be worse! Tristen: Yeah, like a massacre of the chocolates. Yugi: We can't let that happen! Shadi: Oh no he's coming! (Shadi disappears with a pop) Yugi: Hi Bakura! Bakura: Hi Yugi, Guys! Tristen: Bakura are you doing anything this weekend? Bakura: well I was planning to go to that festival of Chocolate. Joey: Oh no, you don't want to go there! I heard that's a rip off. Bakura: A rip off..? Joey: the chocolate isn't real, it's just flavored. Bakura: Oh. Tea: But I heard there is going to be a festival of vanilla over in Bomino. All the boys stare open mouthed at her. Yugi: Tea! You would go to Bomino!? Tristen: That's Domino's archrival! You can't go there! Tea: Oh, sorry I forgot! All the boys roll their eyes as if to say " How could you forget?" Joey: well why don't we just hang out at Yugi's! Bakura: All right. That works. See ya guys then! As Bakura walks away Yami Bakura takes over * silly mortals, as if they could keep me from my one love: CHOCOLATE!!* Saturday morning Joey and Tristen go to Yugi's house. They ring the doorbell. Ding-Dong Yugi opens the door. And sees two giant chocolate bars that he guesses are Joey and Tristen from the blonde mops sticking out of one and the brown unicorn horn sticking out of the other one. Yugi-What are you doing?! What about Bakura? Tristan- Bakura is sick Yugi, he ate too much chocolate pudding. So now we can go to the Chocolate Festival. So lets go! Joey- Yeah they said it's all you can eat, but they don't know all I can eat! Yugi- OK hold on, I'll be right back! Yugi runs up stairs and changes, He returns dressed as a..
Joey- Teddy Bear? Yugi is that you? Yugi- This is the only Chocolate outfit I have! (Yugi is dressed as a giant chocolate teddy bear.) Joey- OK come on buddy boy! (he says in a very bad Tigger voice) But when they reached the chocolate Festival.....
Weevil came running out! Weevil- Help! Help! He poured Chocolate on my grasshoppers! Oh my poor grasshoppers! Tristan runs up to Weevil. Tristan- Who Weevil, Who? Weevil- (sob) that white haired freak! Joey- Who Pegasus? Weevil- no! That crazy English guy! He poured chocolate on my grasshoppers! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Yugi- Uh-oh! That sounds like- All three together- Bakura!
Suddenly Bakura pops up covered from head to toe in chocolate. Bakura- Oh hey guys! Then Yami Bakura takes over. Yami Bakura- ALL CHOCOLATE IS MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE! Then he stopped and his mouth dropped open. It was as if he couldn't believe what he was seeing. Yami B(Bakura)- Am I seeing this! Two Giant Chocolate Bars, and a, a G-g-g- Giant Chocolate T-teddy Bear! Oh I'm so gonna eat those right now! Joey, Tristan, and Yugi all run. Yami B runs after them. Yami B-* Why are they running away from me! All I'm gonna do is eat them! Wait HOW are they running away from me. WEIRD!* Then Yugi Trips and his chocolate bear suit cracks in half. Yugi sits on the ground in a daze for a while. Yugi- Wow.. It was real chocolate! Joey- Really! Give me a break! Yugi- no It really is chocolate! Joey-Yeah I know Yug, so give me a break, ya know give me some. Haven't you ever seen the Kit Kat commercials! Yugi- Oh haha! I get it now! Yami B- No you don't silly mortal I get it now! Yami B picks up half of the Chocolate Teddy bear suit and runs off with it. Yugi-(crying) He took my chocolate teddy bear suit! Joey- keep crying yug all the more for me! Yugi- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Flash back ends. Yugi- That was horrible. Joey- yeah Tristan- Bakura had the worst case of acne ever recorded! Joey- Yeah even Kaiba deserves to be warned about something like this! So Yugi runs toward Kaiba, Mokuba and Pegasus, But.....
What happens next? Does Yugi get to Kaiba in time to warn him about Bakura? Who is Pegasus really? Find out all this and more in the next chapter that is already written out and just needs to be typed. Be warned: That could take days, weeks, months or even years.(but hopefully not) So how did everyone like it? This is my first ever fanfic!