Today my official spokesperson is gone. He has come down with raw steak
pocks, a new and dangerous disease. However he is in the expert care of
Dr. Tristan Taylor, so none of us need to worry about him. We have a
substitute today. Would Mr. Mokuba Kaiba please step forward and do the
disclaimer.
Mokuba: OK, ummm what do I say?
Pzanna: just tell them that I don't own Yugioh or any of the other
characters from other movies or books or both that appear in this fanfic.
Mokuba: OK what she said!
Pzanna: You're a sly one Mokuba.
Bakura: No I'm a sly one!
Yami B: here I come Mokuba!
Yami Bakura runs toward Mokuba and clobbers the poor child with a giant
piece of raw steak.
Mokuba: AAAAaaaaaahhhh! I'm getting red spots on my face and they smell
like steak!
Pzanna: Joey! I thought that you had made our Bakura and raw steak
security system!. How did Bakura get in here!
Joey: Umm, I guess that razor wire fences aren't made out of razors and
wire hangers.
Pzanna: Joey! All right that's it, Tea you are now our head of security.
Tea: OK!
Now while we take care of our 2 raw steak pocks victims to a clinic for
treatment you can enjoy the fanfic.
Yeah by the way we were at a cliffhanger where Yugi is going to warn Kaiba
of Bakura's Chocolate obsession. So here it is.
Joey: Even Kaiba deserves to be warned about that! So Yugi runs forward to warn Kaiba, Pegasus, and Mokuba, but. Yami Bakura gets there first. Yami Bakura looks at Mokuba, who is still holding the chocolate cards box. Yami Bakura- give up the chocolate mortal! Mokuba- Never! This belongs to Seto! Yami Bakura lunges for Mokuba but Seto stops him. As Kaiba and Yami Bakura are fighting, Pegasus grabs Mokuba who is still holding the cards and runs away. Kaiba sees this and tries to go but Yami Bakura pulls out his raw steak, and starts swinging it at Kaiba, preventing him from doing anything other than dodging the raw steak. Meanwhile Yugi is looking towards his millennium puzzle and saying, "Come out Yami! We need you!" So Yugi turns into Yami Yugi who goes and breaks up the fight (with Joey's help, because he's still shorter than everyone else even when Yami is out). Just as Yami Yugi and Joey get Kaiba and Yami Bakura off each other, Kaiba runs off after Pegasus and Mokuba. At the same time Tristen skips into the campsite dressed as Santa Clause minus the Beard. Tristen- Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Tea- What on earth are you doing?! Tristan- I'm creating a diversion so Yami B and Kaiba will stop fighting. Did it work? Joey- Well Bud it looks like you were a little late, for the fight and for Christmas! (This is taking place in the summer so Tristen could very well be early for Christmas) Mean while Pegasus and Mokuba with Kaiba hot on their trail, are headed deeper and deeper into the forest. Pegasus- Ha! That little fib I told Kaiba actually worked! I can't believe it! Mokuba- you lied! You made us believe you were are uncle! You must have the voice of Saruman. Suddenly Saruman pops up out of nowhere. Saruman- Actually Pegasus doesn't have the voice of Saruman. I just created a gullibility potion for you and Kaiba. It must have worked because you two believed every word he said. Mokuba- Wow! The real Saruman! Pleased to meet you sir! My name is-(he was interrupted) Saruman- Mokuba Kaiba, I know. And Seto Kaiba would do anything for you. Just the bait we need for our trap! Mokuba- Uh-Oh. Pegasus- you're telling him too much. Saruman- don't worry, he can't do anything about it once I've given him this sleeping draught. Saruman pours a red liquid down Mokuba's throat before he can do anything. Mokuba is out like a light.
As Kaiba stumbles through the woods, hacking recklessly at anything in his path, he wonders how Pegasus could have tricked him into thinking he was his uncle. Kaiba-*How could he have fooled me like that! There is no way he is my uncle! I would have known! .. Or would I have? I was kinda little when I went to the orphan edge, maybe I forgot about
Our story is shortly suspended at this point while the author, who can't stop looking at a gorgeous picture of Elijah Wood. You see, she is transfixed by his beautiful big blue eyes, and brown blond highlighted spiky hair. So she is attempting to draw a picture of him, while looking at his beautiful face.
She has finished it. I wonder if anyone will know who it is. Well any way, we can get back to the story now.
Lets just start over.
As Kaiba stumbles through the woods hacking recklessly at anything in his path, he wonders how Pegasus could have tricked him into thinking he was his uncle. Kaiba-*How could he have fooled me like that! There is no way he is my uncle! I would have known! .. Or would I have? I was kinda little when I went to the orphan edge, maybe I forgot about some of my relatives. NO! I AM NOT RELATED TO PEGASUS! NO WAY! NO HOW! NO! NO! NO! I WILL NOT BE RELATED TO PEGASUS!
Sorry about the little distraction up there.
Also I will be posting wanted posters for that quote "steak wielding, mop head" Bakura. He is a dangerous man armed with a large steak. But beware he hides under his sweater, and English accent, and may look perfectly innocent until it is too late. You have been warned. I'm also looking for a new head of security, because, Bakura found Tea and now she has come down with the deadly disease the Steak Pocks. Don't worry we have top physicians researching all of our patients, and a cure will be found soon.
I hope everyone liked it! Thanks a lot! It is a VERY short chapter. But it is better than nothing. The next chapter will be longer. A lot longer. It has to be or I'll never get the whole thing typed up.
Joey: Even Kaiba deserves to be warned about that! So Yugi runs forward to warn Kaiba, Pegasus, and Mokuba, but. Yami Bakura gets there first. Yami Bakura looks at Mokuba, who is still holding the chocolate cards box. Yami Bakura- give up the chocolate mortal! Mokuba- Never! This belongs to Seto! Yami Bakura lunges for Mokuba but Seto stops him. As Kaiba and Yami Bakura are fighting, Pegasus grabs Mokuba who is still holding the cards and runs away. Kaiba sees this and tries to go but Yami Bakura pulls out his raw steak, and starts swinging it at Kaiba, preventing him from doing anything other than dodging the raw steak. Meanwhile Yugi is looking towards his millennium puzzle and saying, "Come out Yami! We need you!" So Yugi turns into Yami Yugi who goes and breaks up the fight (with Joey's help, because he's still shorter than everyone else even when Yami is out). Just as Yami Yugi and Joey get Kaiba and Yami Bakura off each other, Kaiba runs off after Pegasus and Mokuba. At the same time Tristen skips into the campsite dressed as Santa Clause minus the Beard. Tristen- Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Tea- What on earth are you doing?! Tristan- I'm creating a diversion so Yami B and Kaiba will stop fighting. Did it work? Joey- Well Bud it looks like you were a little late, for the fight and for Christmas! (This is taking place in the summer so Tristen could very well be early for Christmas) Mean while Pegasus and Mokuba with Kaiba hot on their trail, are headed deeper and deeper into the forest. Pegasus- Ha! That little fib I told Kaiba actually worked! I can't believe it! Mokuba- you lied! You made us believe you were are uncle! You must have the voice of Saruman. Suddenly Saruman pops up out of nowhere. Saruman- Actually Pegasus doesn't have the voice of Saruman. I just created a gullibility potion for you and Kaiba. It must have worked because you two believed every word he said. Mokuba- Wow! The real Saruman! Pleased to meet you sir! My name is-(he was interrupted) Saruman- Mokuba Kaiba, I know. And Seto Kaiba would do anything for you. Just the bait we need for our trap! Mokuba- Uh-Oh. Pegasus- you're telling him too much. Saruman- don't worry, he can't do anything about it once I've given him this sleeping draught. Saruman pours a red liquid down Mokuba's throat before he can do anything. Mokuba is out like a light.
As Kaiba stumbles through the woods, hacking recklessly at anything in his path, he wonders how Pegasus could have tricked him into thinking he was his uncle. Kaiba-*How could he have fooled me like that! There is no way he is my uncle! I would have known! .. Or would I have? I was kinda little when I went to the orphan edge, maybe I forgot about
Our story is shortly suspended at this point while the author, who can't stop looking at a gorgeous picture of Elijah Wood. You see, she is transfixed by his beautiful big blue eyes, and brown blond highlighted spiky hair. So she is attempting to draw a picture of him, while looking at his beautiful face.
She has finished it. I wonder if anyone will know who it is. Well any way, we can get back to the story now.
Lets just start over.
As Kaiba stumbles through the woods hacking recklessly at anything in his path, he wonders how Pegasus could have tricked him into thinking he was his uncle. Kaiba-*How could he have fooled me like that! There is no way he is my uncle! I would have known! .. Or would I have? I was kinda little when I went to the orphan edge, maybe I forgot about some of my relatives. NO! I AM NOT RELATED TO PEGASUS! NO WAY! NO HOW! NO! NO! NO! I WILL NOT BE RELATED TO PEGASUS!
Sorry about the little distraction up there.
Also I will be posting wanted posters for that quote "steak wielding, mop head" Bakura. He is a dangerous man armed with a large steak. But beware he hides under his sweater, and English accent, and may look perfectly innocent until it is too late. You have been warned. I'm also looking for a new head of security, because, Bakura found Tea and now she has come down with the deadly disease the Steak Pocks. Don't worry we have top physicians researching all of our patients, and a cure will be found soon.
I hope everyone liked it! Thanks a lot! It is a VERY short chapter. But it is better than nothing. The next chapter will be longer. A lot longer. It has to be or I'll never get the whole thing typed up.