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AN/ Ooh! No reviews! *sob* Oh well, I'm updating anyway because I have nothing better to do. Also I forgot in the first chappy to say all the disclaimers and that crap. So…
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Rivendale I would be, A) Dead. B) A man, And C) RICH! Which is why you should not sue me! I do own Elena and I few other characters, I also own the plot, do not sadly own Legolas… Ooh! Own Bimpy too!
Chapter 2
June 22,
9:00am
Dumdumdeedum… Am V. bored. Again I am dreaming about Legolas and wishing he were mine.
10:06 am
Ode to Legolas:
O elf of my heart for you do I pine
And wish that you were in the arms of mine
Your eyes are like whirlpools they spin me around
And with you my heart will always be found
Like a bird in the sky my heart does soar
Whenever I see your face at the door
When o when will you finally see
You and me were meant to be?
10:08
Am seriously considering throwing my brother in the lake.
10:10
I did.
10:12
Feeling much better now, I should throw him in the lake more often.
11:56
Jonny came over and told me that he has a crush on Lorana. Now I have to play match maker for the two of them. Hmm.. Maybe I won't tell Lorana. I would feel V. stupid if I were the only one without a boyfriend. Decisions decisions…
12:42
Decided that it would be cruel and heartless to not tell Lorana. So I did. And she freaked out, here is almost directly from her mouth what she said:
Lorana: OMG! You're kidding?
Me: No
Lorana: OMG! What should I do? Should I talk to him???
Me: Uh… Yes, people usually do that.
Lorana: *big sigh* Oh, he is just so hot! Don't you agree?
Me: Um… If you like farmers with gray hair and freckles then yes he is.
Lorana: His hair is black
Me: Not in the sun
Lorana: Oh…
Me: And he has a really small-
At this point she broke me off by screaming. I'm not quite sure why she was so mad. Some idea about me trying to ruin her happiness. All I know is that five seconds later she forgave me.
12:37
EW! It's V. disturbing to see your almost brother and almost sister stick their tongues down each others throats. V. V. V. disturbing.
12:12
Need a new picture in head.
12:23
Am V. depressed about fact that I am now the only one of my "close friends" that is still single. NOTE TO SELF: MUST MUST change this!
2:47
GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? I GOT A SECRET ADMIRER! Seriously! I went outside to fill up Bimpy's water dish and there was a package on the door step.
I decided to keep the note and past it in here:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I drink a lot I think of you
~Love~
Your secret admirer.
Is that just the most romantic thing ever? And guess what the gift was? It was a bottle of perfume! It smells like rotting food actually but STILL! I'm so joyous! But I wish I knew who it was from. Maybe Bimpy knows. He does have special mind powers like I said before…
3:15
I had a bad thought. Well, two bad thoughts.
A) Is perfume a hint that I smell bad? I fully wash my whole body every Sunday and wash my face every day before I put on my make-up.
B) What if it's a joke??????? What if it's one of my friends just kidding around. Am V. worried.
3:38
I made Lorana and Jonny swear that it was not them. I threatened to black mail them if they were lying. I threatened Lorana by telling her I would tell Jonny she stuffs her bra and Jonny by telling him I would tell Lorana about the time I found him with a naughty magazine.
I am hoping that this is good enough. I think it will be.
4:03
I think Lorana and Jonny have lost their minds. They are V. obsessive. It was cute the first time Jonny called Lorana his, Sweet bottle of mayonnaise and to hear Lorana call Jonny her fried egg man but now it is rather sickening.
5:26
I think that my secret admirer must be Legolas! He talked to me today! And true, it was only to tell me that Bimpy was strangling himself with a reed but still! He talked to me!
I think I made a good impression on him. I sort of flipped what is left of my hair and blinked a lot. He even asked me if I had something in my eye. He sounded worried when he asked!
Then he left and I had to fix Bimpy. Bimpy smells quite nice today. Like shampoo and my new perfume. I had to try it out on him just to see.'
5:33
Mmmm… Voktails…
5:56
Am tipsy again.
6:17
Legolas is so hot.
6:19
Mmmm… I like cookies.
6:34
I wonder if my secret admirer is out there somewhere thinking of me and getting tipsy as well.
6:58
O what a beautiful morning, o what a beautiful day.
7:01
Bimpy killed a lizard. How clever of him.
7:07
I always kind of thought squirrels were vegetarians but Bimpy just ate the lizard so I guess I was wrong.
7:36
I wonder what lizards taste like. I should find out.
8:04
Am cooking a lizard.
8:19
Lizards are GOOD! I made a new discovery! I should be famous! Mmm… Lizard good…
8:27
Voktails are good too.
9:36
Tipsy again.
10:12
Tipsy tipsy tipsy… I wonder if Bimpy likes Voktails.
10:16
Bimpy is now tipsy as well. He tried to mate with a tree stump. He he he. Am now all by myself with a tipsy squirrel.
10:23
I'm going to bed now.
10:46
I wonder if Legolas is thinking of me.
10:55
Bimpy still drunk. He does not hold his drink well he keeps throwing up.
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AN/ So???? Whatta ya think? PLEASE someone review me!!! I'll love you forever if you do. *gets on knees and begs* Please?
~Hannah, the one the only!
AN/ Ooh! No reviews! *sob* Oh well, I'm updating anyway because I have nothing better to do. Also I forgot in the first chappy to say all the disclaimers and that crap. So…
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Rivendale I would be, A) Dead. B) A man, And C) RICH! Which is why you should not sue me! I do own Elena and I few other characters, I also own the plot, do not sadly own Legolas… Ooh! Own Bimpy too!
Chapter 2
June 22,
9:00am
Dumdumdeedum… Am V. bored. Again I am dreaming about Legolas and wishing he were mine.
10:06 am
Ode to Legolas:
O elf of my heart for you do I pine
And wish that you were in the arms of mine
Your eyes are like whirlpools they spin me around
And with you my heart will always be found
Like a bird in the sky my heart does soar
Whenever I see your face at the door
When o when will you finally see
You and me were meant to be?
10:08
Am seriously considering throwing my brother in the lake.
10:10
I did.
10:12
Feeling much better now, I should throw him in the lake more often.
11:56
Jonny came over and told me that he has a crush on Lorana. Now I have to play match maker for the two of them. Hmm.. Maybe I won't tell Lorana. I would feel V. stupid if I were the only one without a boyfriend. Decisions decisions…
12:42
Decided that it would be cruel and heartless to not tell Lorana. So I did. And she freaked out, here is almost directly from her mouth what she said:
Lorana: OMG! You're kidding?
Me: No
Lorana: OMG! What should I do? Should I talk to him???
Me: Uh… Yes, people usually do that.
Lorana: *big sigh* Oh, he is just so hot! Don't you agree?
Me: Um… If you like farmers with gray hair and freckles then yes he is.
Lorana: His hair is black
Me: Not in the sun
Lorana: Oh…
Me: And he has a really small-
At this point she broke me off by screaming. I'm not quite sure why she was so mad. Some idea about me trying to ruin her happiness. All I know is that five seconds later she forgave me.
12:37
EW! It's V. disturbing to see your almost brother and almost sister stick their tongues down each others throats. V. V. V. disturbing.
12:12
Need a new picture in head.
12:23
Am V. depressed about fact that I am now the only one of my "close friends" that is still single. NOTE TO SELF: MUST MUST change this!
2:47
GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? I GOT A SECRET ADMIRER! Seriously! I went outside to fill up Bimpy's water dish and there was a package on the door step.
I decided to keep the note and past it in here:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I drink a lot I think of you
~Love~
Your secret admirer.
Is that just the most romantic thing ever? And guess what the gift was? It was a bottle of perfume! It smells like rotting food actually but STILL! I'm so joyous! But I wish I knew who it was from. Maybe Bimpy knows. He does have special mind powers like I said before…
3:15
I had a bad thought. Well, two bad thoughts.
A) Is perfume a hint that I smell bad? I fully wash my whole body every Sunday and wash my face every day before I put on my make-up.
B) What if it's a joke??????? What if it's one of my friends just kidding around. Am V. worried.
3:38
I made Lorana and Jonny swear that it was not them. I threatened to black mail them if they were lying. I threatened Lorana by telling her I would tell Jonny she stuffs her bra and Jonny by telling him I would tell Lorana about the time I found him with a naughty magazine.
I am hoping that this is good enough. I think it will be.
4:03
I think Lorana and Jonny have lost their minds. They are V. obsessive. It was cute the first time Jonny called Lorana his, Sweet bottle of mayonnaise and to hear Lorana call Jonny her fried egg man but now it is rather sickening.
5:26
I think that my secret admirer must be Legolas! He talked to me today! And true, it was only to tell me that Bimpy was strangling himself with a reed but still! He talked to me!
I think I made a good impression on him. I sort of flipped what is left of my hair and blinked a lot. He even asked me if I had something in my eye. He sounded worried when he asked!
Then he left and I had to fix Bimpy. Bimpy smells quite nice today. Like shampoo and my new perfume. I had to try it out on him just to see.'
5:33
Mmmm… Voktails…
5:56
Am tipsy again.
6:17
Legolas is so hot.
6:19
Mmmm… I like cookies.
6:34
I wonder if my secret admirer is out there somewhere thinking of me and getting tipsy as well.
6:58
O what a beautiful morning, o what a beautiful day.
7:01
Bimpy killed a lizard. How clever of him.
7:07
I always kind of thought squirrels were vegetarians but Bimpy just ate the lizard so I guess I was wrong.
7:36
I wonder what lizards taste like. I should find out.
8:04
Am cooking a lizard.
8:19
Lizards are GOOD! I made a new discovery! I should be famous! Mmm… Lizard good…
8:27
Voktails are good too.
9:36
Tipsy again.
10:12
Tipsy tipsy tipsy… I wonder if Bimpy likes Voktails.
10:16
Bimpy is now tipsy as well. He tried to mate with a tree stump. He he he. Am now all by myself with a tipsy squirrel.
10:23
I'm going to bed now.
10:46
I wonder if Legolas is thinking of me.
10:55
Bimpy still drunk. He does not hold his drink well he keeps throwing up.
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AN/ So???? Whatta ya think? PLEASE someone review me!!! I'll love you forever if you do. *gets on knees and begs* Please?
~Hannah, the one the only!