AN/
YAY! I got reviews! *dances* Ok, on to the thank you's:
Srelma: THANK YOU!!!! I love TPD I was sort of basing it off that. What's your first favorite book? Just for the sake of curiosity.
Deliandery: Your sister's diary, huh? Bad you. Although, I have read my sisters diary many times before.
Yeah, I spelled it wrong whoopsy. And the age this is messed up, I know. Sorry about that. Glad you find it funny, I hope you continue to read.
Write-on3108: Thanks! You rock socks! I love you for putting me on your faves list. That makes you super special.
Tamsy, Daine+Lilac: YES! I do love you forever. heh. Yes PotC is a GOOOOOOD movie. I saw it three times in the theatre. I can't WAIT for it to come out on DVD. I am totally going to buy it. Jack Sparrow was soooo funny. I think it takes a very special guy to wear eyeliner, have a braided beard, and various tattoos and other things and STILL look sexy. He is a talented guy! Anyway, glad you liked it, thanks so much for reviewing.
Isidora- Thanks! I love making people laugh, it's like a personal goal of mine. This whole world needs to lighten up a bit and laugh more. So you just made my day. Kudos for you! And do I really get a banana for updating? SWEET!
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Chapter 3
7:56 am,
Dumdumdeedum. Tis WAY too early to be awake. Am going back to sleep.
10:23 am,
Ah, beauty sleep is good for the soul. All though bad for the complexion because my hair is sticking up at odd angles.
10:24,
Found hair had been messy because it had previously used as a squirrel bed. Am V. disturbed by fact considering yesterday I caught him licking his own butt.
10:25,
Wonder if I can lick my own butt?
10:30,
Nope.
11:56,
I feel like singing! The day is bright and summerish! The birds are tweeting and building nests and the deer and animals are playing, and Bimpy is licking his own butt again.
12:13,
Have decided after much consideration to sing my heart out! I have a sneaking suspicion that I am a singing master.
12:25,
Hmmm... Is having the elf your madly in love with ask if someone is attacking you when your actually just singing to welcome the spring, a bad sign? Poo on him, I never liked him much anyway!
12:33,
Ok so I lied. I do things like that every once and a while.
12:34,
I like lying to myself, it makes for a V. exciting lifestyle if I do say so myself.
1:56,
Why oh why is it that I someone so perfect am trapped in a world where I am fully unappreciated? If only someone like Legolas, would look around and see that a perfect beauty and the only he always wanted is standing there looking into his soul and waiting only for him?
2:34,
Well, maybe not into his SOUL but into his gorgey blue eyes and beautiful lashes and frame his face so perfectly.
3:06,
GUESS WHAT?! I got another anonymous love letter. I shall copy it down below.
Dearest Laurana.
Your hair in the color of a freshly squished tomato,
Your eyes are the color of a swamp at mid day.
Your laugh like a hyena,
Your smile like a toads,
I love you dearly,
The elf of my dreams!
Is that not even MORE romantic than the first love letter? I mean, sure it doesn't really rhyme but it's the thought that counts! Right?
But who is it???
4:12,
WHO IS IT????????????????????
4:23,
I am V. winded! I just spent the last... 11 minutes chasing Bimpy. He stole my diary! I managed to get it back though. Not when I hit him over the head with a branch but when I bribed him with food.
4:30,
Why is it that Miss Perfect Raine I'm-so-sexy-and-I-know-it can have a nice pure bred squirrel that even knows how to cook EGGS and my squirrel just fell into the fountain for the tenth time? It's not fair. I should think my parents would love me enough to buy me a GOOD squirrel. Evidently I'm just not cool enough to have a good squirrel. What a crime it is.
4:32,
Did I mention that I have a secret admirer??? I bet Miss Raine doesn't.
4:56,
I want Legolas. He's hot!
5:59,
Legolas: Hello, Laurana.
Me: Gahhhhh...
Him: Are you okay?
Me: Yesss! *high raspy voice*
Him: Umm... How's your father?
Me: He fell in the river yesterday and died because a mad dwarf ate him.
Him: Really now? I wonder if Gimli is in town, it could have been him.
Me: I was joking, you know.
Him: I know.
Me: Oh...
Him: Do you want to go for a walk with me tomorrow after the afternoon meal?
Me: YES!! Uh, I mean, sure. Why not?
Him: I'll come by your house at noon then, all right?
Me: Yesss. (Again the squeaky voice thing.)
Him. Good bye. See you tomorrow.
Me: Gahhhhhhh...
6:05,
I'M GOING ON A WALK WITH LEGOLAS!!!!!! BEAT THAT MISS SEXY RAINE!
6:07,
What am I going to wear?
~!*!~
AN/ ok so this chapter was rather short and uneventful but I will try to make better chapters in the future. PLEASE review! If you review I shall... GIVE YOU TWIX BARS! Oh Yum... I made myself hungry. Oh and you should all pity me because I am sick. Tis sad. Anyway, REVIEW! Oh, and should Legolas be the one sending her love letters???
YAY! I got reviews! *dances* Ok, on to the thank you's:
Srelma: THANK YOU!!!! I love TPD I was sort of basing it off that. What's your first favorite book? Just for the sake of curiosity.
Deliandery: Your sister's diary, huh? Bad you. Although, I have read my sisters diary many times before.
Yeah, I spelled it wrong whoopsy. And the age this is messed up, I know. Sorry about that. Glad you find it funny, I hope you continue to read.
Write-on3108: Thanks! You rock socks! I love you for putting me on your faves list. That makes you super special.
Tamsy, Daine+Lilac: YES! I do love you forever. heh. Yes PotC is a GOOOOOOD movie. I saw it three times in the theatre. I can't WAIT for it to come out on DVD. I am totally going to buy it. Jack Sparrow was soooo funny. I think it takes a very special guy to wear eyeliner, have a braided beard, and various tattoos and other things and STILL look sexy. He is a talented guy! Anyway, glad you liked it, thanks so much for reviewing.
Isidora- Thanks! I love making people laugh, it's like a personal goal of mine. This whole world needs to lighten up a bit and laugh more. So you just made my day. Kudos for you! And do I really get a banana for updating? SWEET!
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
Chapter 3
7:56 am,
Dumdumdeedum. Tis WAY too early to be awake. Am going back to sleep.
10:23 am,
Ah, beauty sleep is good for the soul. All though bad for the complexion because my hair is sticking up at odd angles.
10:24,
Found hair had been messy because it had previously used as a squirrel bed. Am V. disturbed by fact considering yesterday I caught him licking his own butt.
10:25,
Wonder if I can lick my own butt?
10:30,
Nope.
11:56,
I feel like singing! The day is bright and summerish! The birds are tweeting and building nests and the deer and animals are playing, and Bimpy is licking his own butt again.
12:13,
Have decided after much consideration to sing my heart out! I have a sneaking suspicion that I am a singing master.
12:25,
Hmmm... Is having the elf your madly in love with ask if someone is attacking you when your actually just singing to welcome the spring, a bad sign? Poo on him, I never liked him much anyway!
12:33,
Ok so I lied. I do things like that every once and a while.
12:34,
I like lying to myself, it makes for a V. exciting lifestyle if I do say so myself.
1:56,
Why oh why is it that I someone so perfect am trapped in a world where I am fully unappreciated? If only someone like Legolas, would look around and see that a perfect beauty and the only he always wanted is standing there looking into his soul and waiting only for him?
2:34,
Well, maybe not into his SOUL but into his gorgey blue eyes and beautiful lashes and frame his face so perfectly.
3:06,
GUESS WHAT?! I got another anonymous love letter. I shall copy it down below.
Dearest Laurana.
Your hair in the color of a freshly squished tomato,
Your eyes are the color of a swamp at mid day.
Your laugh like a hyena,
Your smile like a toads,
I love you dearly,
The elf of my dreams!
Is that not even MORE romantic than the first love letter? I mean, sure it doesn't really rhyme but it's the thought that counts! Right?
But who is it???
4:12,
WHO IS IT????????????????????
4:23,
I am V. winded! I just spent the last... 11 minutes chasing Bimpy. He stole my diary! I managed to get it back though. Not when I hit him over the head with a branch but when I bribed him with food.
4:30,
Why is it that Miss Perfect Raine I'm-so-sexy-and-I-know-it can have a nice pure bred squirrel that even knows how to cook EGGS and my squirrel just fell into the fountain for the tenth time? It's not fair. I should think my parents would love me enough to buy me a GOOD squirrel. Evidently I'm just not cool enough to have a good squirrel. What a crime it is.
4:32,
Did I mention that I have a secret admirer??? I bet Miss Raine doesn't.
4:56,
I want Legolas. He's hot!
5:59,
Legolas: Hello, Laurana.
Me: Gahhhhh...
Him: Are you okay?
Me: Yesss! *high raspy voice*
Him: Umm... How's your father?
Me: He fell in the river yesterday and died because a mad dwarf ate him.
Him: Really now? I wonder if Gimli is in town, it could have been him.
Me: I was joking, you know.
Him: I know.
Me: Oh...
Him: Do you want to go for a walk with me tomorrow after the afternoon meal?
Me: YES!! Uh, I mean, sure. Why not?
Him: I'll come by your house at noon then, all right?
Me: Yesss. (Again the squeaky voice thing.)
Him. Good bye. See you tomorrow.
Me: Gahhhhhhh...
6:05,
I'M GOING ON A WALK WITH LEGOLAS!!!!!! BEAT THAT MISS SEXY RAINE!
6:07,
What am I going to wear?
~!*!~
AN/ ok so this chapter was rather short and uneventful but I will try to make better chapters in the future. PLEASE review! If you review I shall... GIVE YOU TWIX BARS! Oh Yum... I made myself hungry. Oh and you should all pity me because I am sick. Tis sad. Anyway, REVIEW! Oh, and should Legolas be the one sending her love letters???