Humorous moments in the lives of the G-boys
Chapter two!
By Akemi Maxwell. I don't own any of this, save this plot.
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The G-boys are evicted from their home. Quatre went back to his mansion, Trowa went back to the circus and Wufei had a nice padded room at the Chinese Happy House for the criminally insane.
This left Heero and Duo homeless. They went their separate ways. Heero found a nice comfortable box behind a grocery store and survived off of expired mayonnaise.
Duo lived in three boxes put together and used a toaster as a heater, but soon his box burnt down.
Heero had some mental problems, "Get the hell away from my box! Why is everyone surrounding my house?!"
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Duo and Quatre were playing with a mattress, sliding down the stairs with it. Heero busts open the door, tired from work. He turns the corner to the stairs and-bang! The mattress runs his ass over like a diesel running over a cat!
Duo and Quatre cry, knowing their lives are over as soon as Heero wakes up.
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Heero snoozes on the coach. Duo and Quatre poked their heads over the side, Duo holding a fork. Duo reaches over and-pook! He pokes Heero in the balls. Heero rubs the tender spot and continues sleeping. Duo and Quatre laugh freakishly before attempting the deed again. Pook! They poke Heero in his tight ass. They hide. Heero wakes up, scanning the room for trouble (Duo), before going back to sleep.
Duo and Quatre wait a while before attempting again. Duo reaches forward. Slowly. The tension and excitement was too much to bare! Duo was a centimeter from Heero's ass, when Heero shoots up and grabs Duo's hand.
Quatre screams at the top of his lungs and races upstairs and into his room, locking the door, where he leaves Duo to his gruesome fate.
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(Inspired by a real event at my school)
Heero and Duo are wresting up on the balcony, trying to throw each other over. Suddenly Duo trips over Heero's feet and they both come tumbling down, Duo bangs his head into the metal bars!
Heero escaped with a bruised leg. Duo, however, suffered a miner concussion, his face bruised to bits, and a bruised knee. Heero laughs his ass off, "You fuckin' idiot!"
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Heero and Trowa challenge each other to climbing trees. They pick a tall one. They start climbing. Halfway up, Duo gets his paintball gun and shoots randomly into the tree. Trowa falls like a rock, unconscious. You can hear that bastard Heero laughing his ass off at the top of the tree. Duo shoots again. Heero falls, his spandex gets caught on a branch and he gets stuck. They all laugh at Heero's naked ass (save Trowa). Duo shoots again, making it right in Heero's ass-crack. Heero yelps and jumps around, causing the branch to break and he falls straight to hell.
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I'll write more when I come up with some real gut busters! Stay tuned!
Chapter two!
By Akemi Maxwell. I don't own any of this, save this plot.
~
The G-boys are evicted from their home. Quatre went back to his mansion, Trowa went back to the circus and Wufei had a nice padded room at the Chinese Happy House for the criminally insane.
This left Heero and Duo homeless. They went their separate ways. Heero found a nice comfortable box behind a grocery store and survived off of expired mayonnaise.
Duo lived in three boxes put together and used a toaster as a heater, but soon his box burnt down.
Heero had some mental problems, "Get the hell away from my box! Why is everyone surrounding my house?!"
~
Duo and Quatre were playing with a mattress, sliding down the stairs with it. Heero busts open the door, tired from work. He turns the corner to the stairs and-bang! The mattress runs his ass over like a diesel running over a cat!
Duo and Quatre cry, knowing their lives are over as soon as Heero wakes up.
~
Heero snoozes on the coach. Duo and Quatre poked their heads over the side, Duo holding a fork. Duo reaches over and-pook! He pokes Heero in the balls. Heero rubs the tender spot and continues sleeping. Duo and Quatre laugh freakishly before attempting the deed again. Pook! They poke Heero in his tight ass. They hide. Heero wakes up, scanning the room for trouble (Duo), before going back to sleep.
Duo and Quatre wait a while before attempting again. Duo reaches forward. Slowly. The tension and excitement was too much to bare! Duo was a centimeter from Heero's ass, when Heero shoots up and grabs Duo's hand.
Quatre screams at the top of his lungs and races upstairs and into his room, locking the door, where he leaves Duo to his gruesome fate.
~
(Inspired by a real event at my school)
Heero and Duo are wresting up on the balcony, trying to throw each other over. Suddenly Duo trips over Heero's feet and they both come tumbling down, Duo bangs his head into the metal bars!
Heero escaped with a bruised leg. Duo, however, suffered a miner concussion, his face bruised to bits, and a bruised knee. Heero laughs his ass off, "You fuckin' idiot!"
~
Heero and Trowa challenge each other to climbing trees. They pick a tall one. They start climbing. Halfway up, Duo gets his paintball gun and shoots randomly into the tree. Trowa falls like a rock, unconscious. You can hear that bastard Heero laughing his ass off at the top of the tree. Duo shoots again. Heero falls, his spandex gets caught on a branch and he gets stuck. They all laugh at Heero's naked ass (save Trowa). Duo shoots again, making it right in Heero's ass-crack. Heero yelps and jumps around, causing the branch to break and he falls straight to hell.
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I'll write more when I come up with some real gut busters! Stay tuned!