Well this chapter is more of a intro thingy so nothing really important happens in it and it has some really bad jokes so enjoy i guess. I just really wanted to update hee hee. Please r+r and enjoy. ^-^

Disclaimer: Not yet but soon *evil laugh*

Warnings: contains yaoi, crossdressing, mild curses and maybe more. Rating may go up.

Pairings: RyouxBakura, MalikxMarik (others mentioned later) decided to give up on the four-some. Oh well.

Responces: Thank you:

Nelotizapu

Tsubisha-hime: actually it does matter because ryou has to act like her. The horror the horror. And yep that was my goal. Chira=snotty

Dillon

deranged_tenshi

Border: i love malikxryou but sadly its bakura. *sigh* i alays wanted to write a bakuraxryou so here it is.lol

Malik's Girl1125 : *bursts into tears* i don't have a spell check wah! And ybakura is in this fic so don't worry.

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Ryou's last name is Ryou.

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One Simple Favor

Chapter Two: The horrors of Chira....?

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It was a quiet peaceful morning. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the most horrible scream you will ever imagine could be heard for miles on end. Yep it was a beatiful morning in deed.

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" NO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ME? GOD WHY ME?"

Screaming silly Ryou started to run around the room pulling on his hair. He had spent the worst 3hrs 57min and 24 seconds of his life.

" GIVE IT BACK!! DAMN YOU GIVE IT BACK!!"

And he wanted them back.

" I AM SUCH AN IDOIT! NEVER AGAIN WILL I DO A FAVOR FOR YOU! YOU BITCH!"

Taking a deep breath Ryou tried to calm down. But who could really blame him. You would start screaming like a lunitic if you had to sit through over 12 hrs of hell. First it had been the video tape, then the recorder, and now...the folder. Thats right. The dreaded folder. If you thought watching your cousin act like an ass and speack like a fucking snob was bad just wait until you had to read all the info she gathered on mustly everyone in the whole fucking school. It was just to to much for poor Ryou to pair. He needed coffee and he needed it now.

" Damn I actually have to act like THAT! Why does God hate me? Is this my punishment because I really really wish I had never excepted this. Stupid Chira and her stupid money issues. Must she lord over everyone? And I have to act like her for 5 monthes. Life really sucks."

Marching down the stairs Ryou passed his father who was still in front of the computer typing. He had given up all hope of ever catching him off the computer for at least 1 second. Going straight to the coffee maker he made his favorite cup of coffee, black but sometimes with sugwr when he was stressed out, and started to wonder if maybe he could get out of the favor. Then again who was he kidding. Chira would burn him alive if he refused. Shaking off the unpleasent image of being burned at the stake with a person wearing some pink bunny masking dancing while holding a stick with a marshmellow on it he tried to call down. After all it was too late to back out of it now right so he might as well make the most of it.

But did he have to act like her? From what he had seen everybody seemed to hate her excepte maybe Zu[1] but Zu was wierd. Still things she seemed to think were nice were actaully lets just say not so nice. Sometimes Ryou worried his cousin, who was only older than him by 2 months, was a little spoiled rotten. She couldn't seem to accept the fact that people could in no way not admire her and do her every wish. Actually it was a bit unerving. Sure Ryou would say he agreed to his of his own free will but he had the sneaking suspition that Chira would have gotten her own way in the end. She always did. Not to say she wasn't nice or anything she was just...over hyper.

Still why did he have to act like her. Generally Ryou was a quiet boy who tended to blend into the background while Chira just had to be in the spot light. So basicly for Ryou this was going to be 5 months of pure hell and he couldn't do anything about it. Damn her!

Sighing in defeat Ryou drowned down the rest of the coffee and went back upstairs to try to memorize some more of what he will now dub the little folder of hell otherwise known as tlfoh. Perfect name no?

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Day 2;Status: The potato once known as Ryou has become a butterfly named Chira. Whoo hoo...

Staring at his uniform Ryou tried to hold in a gag. If he wasn't mistaken he was pretty sure he was skinner than Chira. So why was he barely able to breath when he put on the uniform? It freaking stuck to him what was it a size 0 small or what. Stupid Chira what was she doing? Trying to make her so called belove, who shall remain nameless since he has no idea what the others name is, fall for her looks and lust after her body or something stupid like that? Yet he could have sworn the uniform looked looser on the video than it felt. But then why was it so tight? Oh wait. Chira had said something finally ending up sharing the same room as her beloved. Oh. Well that takes the cake. He couldn't wear this. Hell he could breathe! If he didn't know any better he could have sworn he was starting to turn purple...Oh dear it looks like Ryou's going to pass out.

Feeling dizzy Ryou reached for the sizors and went to work trying to cut the uniform off. Unfortunately he was a little to late. He barely had the shirt ripped off when he passed out from lack of oxygen. The uniform was later burned and was never heard from again.

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Day 3;Status: Passed out on the sofa eating chips while rewatching part 15 on the video.....

Standing in front of the mirror Ryou tried to mimic Chira's way of talking and voice. He was not succeding.

Day 4; Status: Even eggs have good days. Just not now.

Fixing his new uniform, he made it himself, Ryou stared at himself in the mirror. His hair hung loose and had been cut a little so it matched Chira's length. He took a deep breathe. Okay he could do this. He had learned how to walk, talk, mave, even cry. He had also memeorized over half of the people in the folder but for now that would have to do. Its amazing how Chira seems to not like anyone except Beloved and Zu but maybe he shouldn't think about that just yet. School was starting tomorrow and he was either ready or not. But since it didn't seem to matter he better go to sleep and get ready for the long ride to his new home for 5 months.

" Do I really have to suduce another guy though?"

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AN/ yeah this chpt wasn't that good but i figured i would get him at the school in the next chpt and thats when the story starts to get moving. Oh and ignore the day/status things. There just there to make it seem as if the chpt is longer and have nothing to do with the story. Well ja and don't forget to review. I really appreiciate it.