A/N: Honestly, there's no point to this one. It's just something I wrote when I was particularly discouraged with the fanfic I was writing, and since Kenshin does live in my closet now….
Disclaimer: ::Scarlet Rurouni sits in a corner, hugging her knees as she rocks back and forth, eyes staring blankly ahead, chanting…:: "I do own Rurouni Kenshin, I do own Rurouni Kenshin…"
No matter how many times I say it, it just isn't true…
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New Use For An Attack
*note: Scarlet Rurouni's real name is Liz, so don't get confused now ^_~x
::Kenshin walks into Scarlet Rurouni's room, only to find her staring at that funny black thing she calls a laptop with an incredibly angry look on her face::
Kenshin: Ano…. Liz-dono?
SR: ::mutters and grumbles to herself before answering:: Yeah Kenshin? What do you need?
Kenshin: Sessha was just wondering why Liz-dono seems to be so angry at her lap-top today…. ::thinking:: Liz-dono looks very scary right now, that she does…
SR: It's nothing, Kenshin. I'm just having trouble with this fanfic.
Kenshin: Is there anything sessha can do to help?
SR: No- wait… ::grins demonically::
Kenshin: ::shaky voice:: uh… Liz-dono… perhaps sessha should just go do the laundry… ::kenshin starts to back away::
SR: Get back here rurouni! Now, ::smiles sweetly at him:: would you do me one teensy little favor?
Kenshin: Sessha doesn't think-
SR: Or should I let Hiko tell Kaoru all about the time you-
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anything! Sessha will do anything Liz-dono wants, just keep shishou far away from Kaoru-dono!
SR: See that? ::points to something in the corner:: Destroy it for me, will you?
Kenshin: Hai.
::kenshin walks to the object, and quickly discovers it is a wooden block with the word WRITER'S stamped on it in large letter. He thinks for a minute before…::
HITEN MITSURUGU RYU AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIRAMEKI!!!!!!!
::the wooden block promptly disintegrates due to the force of Kenshin's attack::
SR: Thanks Kenshin! ::bright smile::
Kenshin: You're welcome, Liz-dono.
~owari~
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A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it? Writer's block? Okay, so I thought it was funny… Anyway, since there's no plot, you don't have to review but if it made you smile, let me know! Also, please please please tell me if I got Kenshin's attack wrong! ^_^x