Sara- Side note from SS: Welcome back everyone, mostly thelma (someone
likes this story!), the person who emailed me because she couldn't review
(I can't figure out what the hell I'm doing on that site so I'd love help),
and ssj-kabuto (for clearing that up for everyone that though I may *have*
Ian chained up in my room I don't *own* him) cuz they were the only ones
reviewing!
SS-You tell em!
Sara- *jumps* DON'T DO THAT!!
SS- *laughs* Sorry.
Slayer- Are you wearing electrical tape over duck tape?
SS+Sara- *jump* DON'T DO THAT!
Slayer- *laughs evilly*
Sara- *looks* You're wearing electrical tape?!
SS- Over duck tape. I couldn't get myself to heal so I wrapped myself in duck tape then covered it up with electrical.
Slayer- *chuckling* Where exactly do you have that stuff wound around?
SS- Just around my midsection where your hounds ripped out my guts. I'm still missing my left lung by the way. Do you know where it went?
Slayer- *laughs evilly*
SS- Why are you laughing? You laughing is a very bad thing.
Slayer- I was wondering what that bloody purple thing was that they were all fighting over last night.
SS- NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED THAT! *runs out to find the hounds*
Slayer- *to Sara more than the audience* She's not gonna find it soon.
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Sara has had no avail finding the trickster Nottingham nor has he come out of hiding, wherever that may be. She had gone as to make a spectacle of herself by calling for him to come out on her rooftop. She had gotten yelled at several times for her to shut up and each time the person was met with the end of a middle finger. The police were called in but when they saw her pissed face they told the people to leave her alone and whatever they did they were to NOT PISS HER OFF ANY MORE! The elderly people thought she was crazy and the little kids thought she was playing a game. [Ha I'll show them all a game. Anyone up for 'leap onto the Witchblade's blade?]
Noon came and went with her sitting by her window watching for any signs of life that would soon be running for it as soon as she saw him. One was just as eventless except she had found a pair of binoculars. Two rolled around and still nothing. It wasn't till about nine thirty that he showed his head. By then she had slumped over and had fallen asleep with her window open. Knowing Ian Nottingham he couldn't resist a good scare or a good prank when it came along and April Fools was too long away. Silently he crept down the fire escape and stood towering over her. He crouched down and stared at her face with his not even an inch away. Pushing down the laughter he stared at her with all of his might. (Slayer- What's the point of that? Sara- They can't stand being stared at in their sleep and when they wake they pee their pants cause there's someone there. Slayer- Pointless.)
Sara could feel someone staring at her with the intensity she couldn't pinpoint. She thought it might be one of the neighbors again so she opened her eyes. Of course she hadn't expected someone to be staring at her right in front of her. she yelped and fell backwards off of her chair and onto her ass. Ian had known she had been looking for him all day and so had gone into hiding. Since it appeared that she was going to kill him as soon as she figured a way to get him he took off.
"IAN NOTTINGHAM GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" She forgot about the snow as well as her shoes as she ran out after him. Of course she regretted this almost instantly as soon as she saw the snow and the icy wind hit her face. Was kicking his ass really worth standing out there? Unfortunately if he was out there she'd at least get the pleasure of strangling him with her own frozen hands. [Definitely not worth it,] she finally decided. [No I'll lure him in and then strike. Gotta be nice or something. Think of it later when in warm apartment.]
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Slayer- *looks around at empty space* ASSES!! *echo bounces off walls* ASSES!! *stares at audience* Well.......... REVIEW! I'm not your mum, don't look at me to tell you what to do! You are all turkeys follow the gobbling leader and review! *stare at her* I'M NOT YOUR LEADER NOW GO DO TURKEY THINGS!
SS-You tell em!
Sara- *jumps* DON'T DO THAT!!
SS- *laughs* Sorry.
Slayer- Are you wearing electrical tape over duck tape?
SS+Sara- *jump* DON'T DO THAT!
Slayer- *laughs evilly*
Sara- *looks* You're wearing electrical tape?!
SS- Over duck tape. I couldn't get myself to heal so I wrapped myself in duck tape then covered it up with electrical.
Slayer- *chuckling* Where exactly do you have that stuff wound around?
SS- Just around my midsection where your hounds ripped out my guts. I'm still missing my left lung by the way. Do you know where it went?
Slayer- *laughs evilly*
SS- Why are you laughing? You laughing is a very bad thing.
Slayer- I was wondering what that bloody purple thing was that they were all fighting over last night.
SS- NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED THAT! *runs out to find the hounds*
Slayer- *to Sara more than the audience* She's not gonna find it soon.
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Sara has had no avail finding the trickster Nottingham nor has he come out of hiding, wherever that may be. She had gone as to make a spectacle of herself by calling for him to come out on her rooftop. She had gotten yelled at several times for her to shut up and each time the person was met with the end of a middle finger. The police were called in but when they saw her pissed face they told the people to leave her alone and whatever they did they were to NOT PISS HER OFF ANY MORE! The elderly people thought she was crazy and the little kids thought she was playing a game. [Ha I'll show them all a game. Anyone up for 'leap onto the Witchblade's blade?]
Noon came and went with her sitting by her window watching for any signs of life that would soon be running for it as soon as she saw him. One was just as eventless except she had found a pair of binoculars. Two rolled around and still nothing. It wasn't till about nine thirty that he showed his head. By then she had slumped over and had fallen asleep with her window open. Knowing Ian Nottingham he couldn't resist a good scare or a good prank when it came along and April Fools was too long away. Silently he crept down the fire escape and stood towering over her. He crouched down and stared at her face with his not even an inch away. Pushing down the laughter he stared at her with all of his might. (Slayer- What's the point of that? Sara- They can't stand being stared at in their sleep and when they wake they pee their pants cause there's someone there. Slayer- Pointless.)
Sara could feel someone staring at her with the intensity she couldn't pinpoint. She thought it might be one of the neighbors again so she opened her eyes. Of course she hadn't expected someone to be staring at her right in front of her. she yelped and fell backwards off of her chair and onto her ass. Ian had known she had been looking for him all day and so had gone into hiding. Since it appeared that she was going to kill him as soon as she figured a way to get him he took off.
"IAN NOTTINGHAM GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" She forgot about the snow as well as her shoes as she ran out after him. Of course she regretted this almost instantly as soon as she saw the snow and the icy wind hit her face. Was kicking his ass really worth standing out there? Unfortunately if he was out there she'd at least get the pleasure of strangling him with her own frozen hands. [Definitely not worth it,] she finally decided. [No I'll lure him in and then strike. Gotta be nice or something. Think of it later when in warm apartment.]
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Slayer- *looks around at empty space* ASSES!! *echo bounces off walls* ASSES!! *stares at audience* Well.......... REVIEW! I'm not your mum, don't look at me to tell you what to do! You are all turkeys follow the gobbling leader and review! *stare at her* I'M NOT YOUR LEADER NOW GO DO TURKEY THINGS!