Chapter Seven
"Sessh, you must want to go really bad, 'cause I've never seen you type that fast!"
"Oh shut up! I only have another sentence."
"Does the Niagara Falls sound nice? Or how about some beer? No, wait, you called it alka seltzer- infested PEE, huh. Why don't you just use the bathroom, then finish your sentence?"
". Done!"
The leather swivel chair fell over; a result of Kagome shooting up too fast. The heavy leather chair landed hard on Sesshoumaru's feet, which made him curse up a storm.
The girl ran over to the bathroom located in his room, and didn't even bother with the decency to close the door.
Sesshoumaru could hear the sound of a skirt being pulled down, then, a loud EEK. He walked calmly into the bathroom to see what was wrong, but then laughed despite the beating he would get later.
Kagome, with her skirt at her ankles and shoes on her feet, was sitting in toilet water.
"It's not funny!"
On he laughed.
"You left the toilet seat up!"
He laughed harder, tears threatening to fall any second.
She was basically squeezed in the toilet because she had such a petite and lithe body. He faced the doorway so she could pick herself up.
"I. Can't. Get. Up." She stated venomously.
He turned to face her and walked over to help her up.
"Wait a minute, did you flush the toilet?"
A very thoughtful look came upon his normally blank visage. He really had to think about that one. "I don't think so, I wasn't home in almost a week. I was at your house, remember?"
It took her less than a millisecond to process his answer.
"THAT IS SO GROSS!!"
She shouted while fiercely pushing herself out of the bowl; contaminated water followed closely behind, landing on an amused Sesshoumaru, fully content on staring at his little vixen.
"Uh-un, you are getting out. When I'm finished, I want towel, underwear, and a shirt."
"Yes mistress. Whatever you say mistress."
Kagome scowled at him before flippin' the bird and pushing out of the door and slamming it in his face.
"Geez, someone's PMS-ing."
"I HEARD that!"
Sesshoumaru stuck out his tongue - a very immature thing to do, but something he did only around her - then ransacked his drawers for the things she needed.
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She was in the bathroom for over two hours now.
"What are you doing in there?"
"I still can't get the smell off me," she whined.
Actually, the last minute he sniffed her, he didn't smell a thing. But she insisted that there was a smell.
'Figures, only girls. Still don't get them. What is it with girls and the way they smell?'
"I thought you wanted to go, it's almost seven o'clock; the carnival starts at eight."
"I know, but-" her sentence was cut short when Sesshoumaru banged the door open. He had long since given her the things she needed, but he had to wash up too.
"Look, wait outside while I clean up. Then, I'll go over to your house and show you outfits or whatever. After that, I will get your deodorant and that stuff you use."
She nodded her head and stepped out of the room that smelled strongly of Irish Spring soap.
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"No? Well, how about this one?" Sesshoumaru asked while holding up a yellow summer dress and a small, white sweater.
"I like the dress, but get me my blue sweater."
He held it up high enough for her to see it.
"OK, yeah! Now, get my blue sandals with the flowers on the side. Good--"
"Ugh, finally. Thank the Lord!"
"-I want my baby powder, pear body spray, deodorant -of course- and my purse. "
"I'm being treated like a slave."
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Finally, the couple arrived some twenty minutes later to the school carnival. The tickets were ten dollars for students and children under 12, and fifteen dollars for people who didn't attend the school.
(A/N: I don't know that much about yen, so...)
"I can't believe I paid thirty bucks for this!"
"Me neither," Kagome said, while going up a small hill on the Scooby Doo roller coaster.
"After this, you wanna go home?"
"Yeah, my house of yours?"
"Yours. I remember you asking me why we were always in my room."
Just then, big splats of droplets fell from the sky. Not just a light drizzle then a build-your-way-up, but the heavy rainfall first then drizzle later.
"We are having some technical difficulties; the ride will resume in a few moments. Thank you for riding Scooby Doo's Haunted Coaster."
...True to their word, the ride started, but twenty minutes later.
"We are sorry for the inconvenience, but please enjoy the rest of the carnival."
"You know what Sess, I can say this carnival can go up to where the sun don't shine."
"You mean up your ass and around the corner?"
"Exactly."
(A/N: If you're ready this Roku-chan and Cory, that exactly is for you guys! I hope you know what the hell I'm talking about!)
Looking at the girl walking next to him, Sesshoumaru suddenly felt a bit cocky. He swept Kagome up into his arms.
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven," he lamely finished.
"..."
"-Of all the lamest things I have ever heard in my entire lifmph--"
She was cut off by the pressure of his lips upon hers. "How's about you and me go home? I'm feeling kind of..." He let his sentence trail off to leave the rest of it to her imagination.
"Sessh, you must want to go really bad, 'cause I've never seen you type that fast!"
"Oh shut up! I only have another sentence."
"Does the Niagara Falls sound nice? Or how about some beer? No, wait, you called it alka seltzer- infested PEE, huh. Why don't you just use the bathroom, then finish your sentence?"
". Done!"
The leather swivel chair fell over; a result of Kagome shooting up too fast. The heavy leather chair landed hard on Sesshoumaru's feet, which made him curse up a storm.
The girl ran over to the bathroom located in his room, and didn't even bother with the decency to close the door.
Sesshoumaru could hear the sound of a skirt being pulled down, then, a loud EEK. He walked calmly into the bathroom to see what was wrong, but then laughed despite the beating he would get later.
Kagome, with her skirt at her ankles and shoes on her feet, was sitting in toilet water.
"It's not funny!"
On he laughed.
"You left the toilet seat up!"
He laughed harder, tears threatening to fall any second.
She was basically squeezed in the toilet because she had such a petite and lithe body. He faced the doorway so she could pick herself up.
"I. Can't. Get. Up." She stated venomously.
He turned to face her and walked over to help her up.
"Wait a minute, did you flush the toilet?"
A very thoughtful look came upon his normally blank visage. He really had to think about that one. "I don't think so, I wasn't home in almost a week. I was at your house, remember?"
It took her less than a millisecond to process his answer.
"THAT IS SO GROSS!!"
She shouted while fiercely pushing herself out of the bowl; contaminated water followed closely behind, landing on an amused Sesshoumaru, fully content on staring at his little vixen.
"Uh-un, you are getting out. When I'm finished, I want towel, underwear, and a shirt."
"Yes mistress. Whatever you say mistress."
Kagome scowled at him before flippin' the bird and pushing out of the door and slamming it in his face.
"Geez, someone's PMS-ing."
"I HEARD that!"
Sesshoumaru stuck out his tongue - a very immature thing to do, but something he did only around her - then ransacked his drawers for the things she needed.
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She was in the bathroom for over two hours now.
"What are you doing in there?"
"I still can't get the smell off me," she whined.
Actually, the last minute he sniffed her, he didn't smell a thing. But she insisted that there was a smell.
'Figures, only girls. Still don't get them. What is it with girls and the way they smell?'
"I thought you wanted to go, it's almost seven o'clock; the carnival starts at eight."
"I know, but-" her sentence was cut short when Sesshoumaru banged the door open. He had long since given her the things she needed, but he had to wash up too.
"Look, wait outside while I clean up. Then, I'll go over to your house and show you outfits or whatever. After that, I will get your deodorant and that stuff you use."
She nodded her head and stepped out of the room that smelled strongly of Irish Spring soap.
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"No? Well, how about this one?" Sesshoumaru asked while holding up a yellow summer dress and a small, white sweater.
"I like the dress, but get me my blue sweater."
He held it up high enough for her to see it.
"OK, yeah! Now, get my blue sandals with the flowers on the side. Good--"
"Ugh, finally. Thank the Lord!"
"-I want my baby powder, pear body spray, deodorant -of course- and my purse. "
"I'm being treated like a slave."
~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~X~
Finally, the couple arrived some twenty minutes later to the school carnival. The tickets were ten dollars for students and children under 12, and fifteen dollars for people who didn't attend the school.
(A/N: I don't know that much about yen, so...)
"I can't believe I paid thirty bucks for this!"
"Me neither," Kagome said, while going up a small hill on the Scooby Doo roller coaster.
"After this, you wanna go home?"
"Yeah, my house of yours?"
"Yours. I remember you asking me why we were always in my room."
Just then, big splats of droplets fell from the sky. Not just a light drizzle then a build-your-way-up, but the heavy rainfall first then drizzle later.
"We are having some technical difficulties; the ride will resume in a few moments. Thank you for riding Scooby Doo's Haunted Coaster."
...True to their word, the ride started, but twenty minutes later.
"We are sorry for the inconvenience, but please enjoy the rest of the carnival."
"You know what Sess, I can say this carnival can go up to where the sun don't shine."
"You mean up your ass and around the corner?"
"Exactly."
(A/N: If you're ready this Roku-chan and Cory, that exactly is for you guys! I hope you know what the hell I'm talking about!)
Looking at the girl walking next to him, Sesshoumaru suddenly felt a bit cocky. He swept Kagome up into his arms.
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven," he lamely finished.
"..."
"-Of all the lamest things I have ever heard in my entire lifmph--"
She was cut off by the pressure of his lips upon hers. "How's about you and me go home? I'm feeling kind of..." He let his sentence trail off to leave the rest of it to her imagination.