A/N: Hey everyone! This is a little something that I have no idea where it came from. Probably just one of those psychological lightning strikes.
Disclaimer: All characters and rooms and beds etc etc etc belong to JK Rowling. Anything you don't recognise belongs to me. If you think something seems familiar then tell me, but trust me, it is totally coincidental. [ooohh, a long word :P]
People say I should clone myself
"Ginny! Ginny! Guess what? He asked me out! Thanks so much! Gawd I owe you!" Candice ran up to Ginny and hugged her hard. Ginny almost fell over.

"That's so great! I'm so happy for you Cads! You're gonna come back from that date and tell me absolutely everything. Won't you?"

"Sure will! I gott be going - I'll see you at lunch!"

"Ya."
Then Candice skipped off to her next class. Ginny sighed. Sure she was happy about Candice's date with Matthew, but she wished- she wished- she just wished someone- anyone- would just ask her how she was feeling.

She walked back to her dormitory. And in the common room, she saw Lavender crying. Automatically she sat next to her and started consoling her and going through the usual routine.

"Whatsup?" "Are you okay?" "Awwwww...that's terrible." "Maybe it was a misunderstanding. You sure you don't want to talk to him again and straighten it out?" "Well..Here's what you should do.........."

She was always half heartedly amused how the person at the receiving end never took any notice.

"Ron- broke- up- with- me," Lavender said through sobs.

"Awwwww...that's terrible."

"I know! I loved him so much. I didn't even see it coming! How am I supposed to live!?!" (A/N) if I made Lavender sound like a ditz review and tell me. I didn't mean it)

"Maybe it was a misunderstanding. You sure you don't want to talk to him again and straighten it out?"

"No. I'm never talking to him for as long as I live."

"Well..Here's what you should do. Look. You're gonna have to get over it sooner or later. You're only fourteen. You've got like, your whole life ahead of you. I know it's not going to be easy, but you're gonna have to. It'll do you good in the long run."

"Thanks Ginny. You're always a great help," Lavender managed a small smile.

"Get yourself washed up. You don't want Ron to know a girl's been crying over him. His head doesn't need a size increase."

With that Ginny went up to her dormitory, locked herself in and collapsed onto her bed.

Ten minutes later someone knocked on the door.

"Ginny? Ginny can I talk to you?"

She had a strong urge to yell out something explicit (A/N Alright alright I couldn't help myself "FUCK OFF") but restrained, got herself up and unlocked the door.

"Ginny can I talk to you? You're not busy are you?"

"Nah. Not at all. Come in." (A/N: What do you think Hermione she took ages to get to the door and when she did get there her hair was tousled and her face had SLEEPY written all over it.)

"Okay. Here's what I'm gonna do," Hermione sat on Ginny's bed, "March up to her, slap her on the face and march off leaving her feeling a mixture of emotions."

Maybe it was because she had just woken up from an extremely comfortable doze, but Ginny thought she had definitely missed something.

"Who? Why? Where? When? How?......What?"

Hermione sighed. "So I guess I have to explain everything do I?"

"Afraid so."

Hermione started pacing the room. "You know about Ron and Lavender right?"

Ginny opened her mouth to answer.

"Well, everyone does, anyway," Hermione broke in, "We came into the common room, and there she was, acting as if it never happened at all, all happy and bloody wonderful. Ron couldn't stop staring at her! It was like he saw her in a totally new light! I know it was because she was jealous! She's trying to steal Ron away from me! What am I supposed to do?!?!?!?"

At this point Hermione looked like she could smash a wall. But as she said the last sentence, she looked so helpless and vulnerable Ginny felt deep sympathy for her.

"Look Herm, You're gonna have to trust me on this. Lavender isn't trying to steal Ron away from you! She's trying her hardest to get over him. And why would Ron break up with her to be with you if he didn't love you? I know him, he's my brother, he only does things when he's completely ready. Plus, the reason Ron was 'staring' at Lavender was because he was expecting to see her a blubbering mess, he didn't expect to see her getting along so quickly. You don't have to worry about anything."

Hermione looked relieved. "Thanks Gin. You know, you should clone yourself if you need any advice. You're that good."
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