Jeshi: And now we are back to the Weakest Link..which I do not own…nor do I own Mario…but I have the games, and I am your wonderful author! Yes…in case I confused anyone….I, Jeshi, am the author also known as "Yami Bakura's Wife"…but Jeshi is my nickname…or Jeshi-chan…anyway….
Morton: *comes running in* HEY!! You forgot to add me in the story!! *
Jeshi: Aww…sorry, Morton…if you'd like, you can be the one who gives out the wonderful prizes!! ^.^
Morton: O_o?! There's prizes in the Weakest Link?
Jeshi: ^.^ There is now!…and now……..YOSHI!!
Yoshi: Yoshi!! ^-^
Jeshi: _…Okay, you lost the bank, not that you had one to begin with…and you don't even get to try the question…
Yoshi: Yoshi find fun! YOSHI!! ^-^
Jeshi: *rolls eyes* Yes…Mario!
Mario: Bank!! ^_^
Jeshi: _……no……no, there is no money to bank….
Mario: Oh yeah…*
Jeshi: If you were in a race, and you passed the person who was in second, what place are you in?
Mario: First!
Jeshi: Incorrect..you have just taken the place of the person who was in second..you have taken SECOND place..Luigi!
Luigi: BANK!! WHOOOO!! ^_^
Jeshi: * No no no NO!….I'm losing my patience now….Luigi, what colour is Mario's shirt?
Luigi: Red! O_O…no wait..BLUE!…Red….blue! Red…blue!….red…blue!! AGHHHHHHHHH!! WHICH ONE??!?
Jeshi: Hehehehe..it was a trick question…you have answered incorrectly. Iggy!
Iggy: What now? O_O…
Jeshi: Which of your brothers are you most commonly mistaken for?
Iggy: Um…Lemmy?
Jeshi: Correct indeed. Peach?
Peach: Bank?
Jeshi: YES!! THANK YOU!!! For that, you don't have to answer the question, and you get the points for free, which go DIRECTLY TO THE BANK SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BANK IT!! *sighs of relief*
Peach: O_O..that was easy!! ^_^
Jeshi: Larry!
Larry: ….yes?
Jeshi: u.u..I'll accept it, seeing as how you have no money to bank…
Larry: oh, okay…
Jeshi: Anyway…does acid rain kill people?
Larry: Uh…yes?
Jeshi: Correct! ^.^ Roy!
Roy: BANK!! *
Jeshi: Yay! ^.^ You get an easy question!! What is Mario's name?
Roy: Mario.
Jeshi: Yes! Lemmy!
Lemmy: Bank?
Jeshi: YES, YES YES!!!!!!! *turns to Mario, Luigi and Yoshi* See? Why can't you learn from the koopas? Such good influences!! ^.^
Everyone: *BIG sweatdrops*
Jeshi: Lemmy, how much does Morton talk?
Lemmy: Um…enough to make you fall asleep…
Jeshi: O-o?….I'll accept it..you ARE his brother…
Mario: HEY!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!
Jeshi: O-o?! What do you mean??
Mario: You're letting them answer everything right!!
Jeshi: No I'm not!! *sticks tongue out* Princess Toadstool got one right, no thanks to you!!
Bowser: Finely said.
Jeshi: WHOO!! SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME! FREE POINTS TO BOWSER!! ^.^
Bowser: HAHA! ^_^
Mario: *face turns a purplish-red from anger*
Jeshi: Ludwig! ^.^
Ludwig: If you are still holding onto those points for us, I would like to bank them.
Jeshi: Good for you for asking! ^.^ And now…what was Mario's first original name that was given to him by Nintendo?
Ludwig: "Jump Man."
Jeshi: Isn't he the smartest? ^.^
Wendy: What kind of name is that?!
Jeshi: _ I don't know…what kind of name is 'WENDY'?!
Wendy: O_O…DADDY-DADDY-DADDY!!! SHE MADE FUN OF MY NAME!!
Bowser: EXCUSE ME, YOU!! I'M THE ONE WHO NAMED MY DAUGHTER, YOU SHOW RESPECT, OR BETTER YET…I'LL SHOW YOU…..*runs off and gets his clown (author shudders as she writes 'clown' for she has a BIG clown phobia) helicopter thingy-ma-doo-er…*
Jeshi: O-O!?!!? DAMMIT!! ** WHY must I do that?! I talk too much, and THEN look what happens!!!!!! WHY CAN'T I JUST KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT FOR ONCE!? *runs* MORTON, YOU'RE IN CHARGE!!!
Morton: O_O?! Really? Me??? She means me, Morton Koopa Jr.?? The one and only Morton Koopa Jr….the one who was only going to help give out prizes, I'M in charge? She put the responsibility in my hands-
Everyone: YES!! ****
Luigi: * There's really no difference as to WHO we have as our host/hostess…they BOTH talk too much!!
Roy: It's a very sad thing to admit…but…yes!!*