Hey this is chapter two. Thanks for my *ahem* 2 reviews. I wish more of u would R&R!!!! Trina helped a bit at lunch but SaZ couldnt cuz of her damn tooth!!! Lol ok well here ya go

Karl: Do you think Saz will be mad?

Trina:No! She'll be happy for us...I think...

Karl: Shall i put my red Dragon suit on...for inspiration?

Trina: ::giggles:: Well of course silly goose! But we've really gotta do this fast, this spork-model of Ozzy Osbourne isnt gonna glue itself together for Saz!

Karl: Hehe ok, I'll go get the Ozzy bobble head doll!!

:: Dunnananananana Dunananana BATMAN!! Erm... Bak at Kelz's house:::::

Kelz: So Saz...Why don..

::Kylie and Amanda C burst in::

Kylie: Hey Kelz, Saz, Whats up?

Saz: Weeellll we think Karl and Trina are having an affair, do to the letter we found yesterday. But nothing really.

Amanda: Cool!! Oh, by the way, Kylie, Im going to the barn today, is Reggie hard?

::Kelz and Saz giggle::

Kylie: Well... you kind of just have to show him whos boss!

::Kelz and Saz giggle, trying to muffle their laughter::

Amanda: This is CoNfUzZlInG! Stop LAUGHING!!! IM LEAVING!!!! ::Amanda runs out the door screaming::

// AN- That whole little section with Amanda and Kylie is kinda an inside joke. Hehe sorry ill try not to do it so often!//

Kelz: Well... Kylie. We better get going on our ::air qoutes:: project ::grin::

Kylie: :grinning also:: Yes... our ::air quotes:: project!

:Kylie and Kelz go to work on their :air qoute: Project.:

( Hehe sorry guys. Inside joke again. promise thats the last 1 for THIS chapter hehe)

Saz is left behind to twittle her thumbs, watch RHPS, and toast her buns.

1 hour later..... Trina and Karl come in with the Ozzy head behind their backs. Saz: And were have YOU two been?

Trina: Erm.. Well....

Karl: Wee were.....errrrr juuustt....

Saz: Are you two having an affair??

Karl and Trina look at each other in a confuzed way...Then laugh histarically

Karl: No.. hehe

Trina: God no.. I mean EWW!! What do you think i am? I mean.. ITS KARL!! Haha hew couldnt....:Glances at Karl frowning: Erm.. Just.. no. Why dont you go in your room for a sec Saz... Please?

Saz: Why??

Karl: Just go!! Look ...look! Heres your... :Pulls something out of his pocket: RIDELAN!! GO GET IT!! GET IT GIRL!! :Throws it in Saz'z Room:

:Saz runs as fast as she can into her room...Closes the door...locks it..And puts on lod music..Weird Al.:

Trina: Hehe good job. Call everyone over!

Karl: EVERYONE OVER!!!

:everyone but Saz comes:

Kelz: Ive got the Balloons!

Stinger: Ove got the Cupcakessss!

Raven and Thomas: We have the clowns!

Irvine: Ive got the Pony!

Trina: I have the Ozzy Sculture!

Karl: Ive got Karl! Errm... And the black decorations!

Kelz: Shall I Get Saz?

:Evryone Nods:

Kelz: SAZ GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE, NOW!!

:Saz runs out, upon noticing everyone is there and all the stuff they have, She Squeals and Spaz's until we calm her down:

Everyone: Haaaappy birrrrrrrrrrrrthday tooooooooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Trina to Karl: Thank god they Saz didnt find out our Real secret!

Karl: Oh the "Lazer" Secret?

Trina and Karl giggle and nod



Well umm yeah. Thats my story. If u guys like it, Ill make another chapter! PLEASE REVIEW!!!

3 Kelz Thanks to Trina, Saz, Kylie and Amanda for not getting mad (Or just not knowing) about this story!! hehe



























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