Hey omg I havnt updated this story in FOREVER!! Ive decided to EXTEND the length of this to 1 more chapter. Due to the nature of this chapter, parental discretion is advised. Hehe jp jp. Its no more screwed up than the rest. Well.. Yeah it is. So without further adue, and befor Saz has a hernia, Here is Darn Peaches, Chapter 7!!

Kelz: *Yells* HOUSE MEETING!!!

*Everyone runs into the living room*

Saz: *Twitch twitch* Speed.is.. GOOD!!!

Trina: Jesus Christ! What are we gonna do??

Stinger: Well, we could make a nice sssssoflet! And cover it with sssssome..

Trina: ABOUT SAZ, STINGER!

Stinger: Well Jesssssusss Chriiiiisssst, Excuuuuuse me..

Raven: We're out of Nyquil, and Saz is chewing on the last tranquilizer dart.

Kelz: *Looks at Saz*

Saz: *Chews on dart*

Kelz: Unless someone is willing to go near her mouth, we'll just have to wait until tomorrow.

Thomas: Ill get it, jeeze you guys its NOT like she'll rip your arm off.. *Reaches for dart, Saz literally chews his arm off*

Thomas:. Oh.. my. AHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ARM!!

Saz: *Spits arm out, resumes chewing on dart*

Kelz: BAD SAZ, BAD! *grabs Thomas's arm* C'mon Thomas, lets go to the emergency room. again..

Thomas: *crying* Mmm.. My ARM!!! *crys hysterically*

*Kelz and Thomas go to the Emergency room*

Stinger: Im in charge while Kelzzz isss gone.

Trina: NO WAY STINGER!! I am!!

Stinger: Letsss take a vote, Who wantsss Trina?

*Karl raises his hand sheepishly*

Stinger: mmmkay and who wantsss me?

*Raven, Irvine, Prozen, Raven and Hiltz raise their hand*

Trina: FINE. DOOOOOM us ALL!!

Stinger: I WIN! Hehe! Now everyone, Into your uniformssss!

*Everyone changes into their uniforms, Leather chaps, a leather jacket, and a whip*

Trina: I..I..I Like it!!

Karl: ME TOO!

Raven: You know what I just realized? My name is the annoying bird in that Edger Allen Poe story...

Irvine: You and that bird have more in common than just your names..

Raven: . Hey!! Wait a sec..

Prozen: Good. Now that were in our uniforms,

StingerL GET! Ssssssilly goossssse! IM in charge!

Prozen:..

Stinger: Go to your room. Thatssss a bad Prozen!!

Prozen: *Whimper*

Stinger: Ohh Geeze not the puppy dog face. Ok Prozen, you can sssstay..

Trina: If I was in charge.

Stinger: YOUR NOT!! Ssssso sssstop it! Boooyssss, Duct tape her to the wall!!

*Irvine and Karl duct tape Trina to the wall* Trina: HEY!! Stinger!!!

Stinger: Itsss your punishment! *Duct tapes her mouth shut*

Karl: *evil grin* Hey.. Trina. *Takes out feather* You tickleish?

Trina: * Mad glare*

Karl: *tickles Trina's feet * AHAHAHAHH Who's Worthless NOW!?

Trina: *Squirm Squirm*

Stinger: Yearssss of oppression?

Karl: Yessss! Jessssusss Chriiissst that woman could turn FABIO gay!!

Stinger: Welcome into the gay world ssssilly gooosssse!

Karl: Thankssss! //Damn Stingers hott!\\

Hiltz: Prozen hunny! Lets go to our room!

Prozen:. OK!!

* Prozen and Hiltz run to their room*

Raven: Im gonna make a cake for Thomas. Damn im bored.

*Raven goes to make cake*

Saz: *Still chewing on tranquilizer dart*

Karl: ssssoo, Ssstinger, Do you have a boyfriend?

Stinger: Not at the moment, Do you?

Karl: No, but I DO like sssomeone.

Stinger: Oooohh DO tell!

Karl: Itsss. YOU! *Blush blush*

Stinger: *Blink blink*.. me?

Karl: Yesss! Your sssoo Hott! And Ssssweet! And I jussst.. LOVE you Sssstinger!

Stinger:.Oh..Oh.. kay.. I.. Erm.. am.. flattered..

Karl:..

Stinger: Ohhh I need time to think.

*Stinger runs to his room*

Karl: Saz. wanna go for walkies?

Saz: *Looks up from chewing on dart* YES!! *Runs and grabs leash, hands it to Karl*

Karl: * Tries to leash Saz*

Saz: *Fidgets*

Karl: *Kicks Saz then puts leash on her* Lets GO!! *Takes Saz for walk*

Ravens POV

Raven: 2 eggs. 3 cups of Flour. This cake is gonna ROCK!

Trinas POV

Trina: *Squirm*

Hiltz POV

Hiltz: OH PROZEN!!!

Stingers POV

Stinger: He IS nice, and has a GREAT ass..

Karls POV

Karl: SAZ!! Put that kid DOWN!!

Kelz's POV

*walks through the door with Thomas, who has an arm cast*

Kelz: IM HOME EVERYONE GET BACK HERE

*everyone runs in room*

Kelz: Good. Now Thomas must be treated GENTLY!! Is that UNDERSTOOD?

Everyone: *nods*

Raven: Hey Thomas! I made you a cake!

Thomas: Thanks!! Mmm Chocolate..

Kelz: Seems like everything here went pretty-why is Trina on the wall!!?!??!

Stinger: She would obey.

Kelz:.. Works for me..

Karl: Oh and, Im gay..

Kelz: I know..

Karl: Howd you know??

Kelz: Kelsey told me.

Karl: Kelsey???

Kelz: Yeah. you know.. GOD!

Kelsey: Hey.. Hi there.. Ehehe, Sorry Karl, She wouldn't let me leave until I told her..

Karl: Gotcha.

Kelsey: Ok Bye!!

Everyone: Bye!!

Kelz: Ok so the gay count is now, Prozen, Hiltz, Stinger and Karl. Anyone else? Okeydoke.

Karl: Sssoo Ssstinger.. have you decided?

Stinger: Karl.

And I'll leave it at that!! Sorry to leave you guys hanging like that, but to tell you the truth, I really don't know what the answer will be! So please please PLEASE comment with your suggestions for the next and FINAL chapter, unless I decide to extend it to like 10 chapters, wich is possible. Anyways, Thanks for reading. PLEASE COMMENT!!