Author's Note: Look, I know these chapters might become a little short, but bare with me, I do a LOT of stuff… please be patient… oh, and digimon does not belong to me, and neither do some of these tamers and blah, and blah, and blah…

Chapter Two: That's Amore

Elizabeth tapped her fingers at the door, WhiteTigramon in one hand, and Sy's head under her foot.

"NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO INTO HER HOUSE!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GO INTO HER HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted, "THAT'S ESSE'S HOUSE! SHE'LL SLAP ME, AND IT'LL HURT!"

The door opened, and Bubomon's head popped through it. Sy was up in a flash, smoothing out his hair. Elizabeth sighed, rolling her eyes.

"Is Brad here?" she asked. Bubomon eyed Sy warily, and went back into the house for a moment. Brad popped his head through the doorway only moments later. He smiled at Elizabeth.

"Hey girl," he said, "Nice to me- Okay, What's Crotch doing here?"

Sy growled, but stayed put. Elizabeth smiled, patting Sy's shoulder.

"Oh, Sy boy? He's just the other candidate for the Legendary Tamer," she said. Brad's jaw dropped.

"Nu-uh! I'm the Legendary Tamer! We've decided that!"

Elizabeth sighed, placing a hand on Brad's cheek and giving him one of the best kisses he'd probably ever get in his life. Sy, wide-eyed, just watched. WhiteTigramon was humming one of those annoying songs. Brad was astonished, but had closed his eyes and matched her kiss with one of his own. Sy sighed for a moment, then cleared his throat. Elizabeth and Brad parted, smiling at each other.

"Look lovebirds," Sy said sourly, "That's all great and jack shit, but kissing on the front porch is saved for after the date, got it?"

Brad growled at Sy for ruining the moment.

"Lookie here Crotch boy, just because you know my sister then tried to save her DOES NOT mean you're okay in my book," he said.

"He's okay in my book," Elizabeth said, rubbing Brad's cheek fondly. Brad closed his eyes.

"… Oh ALRIGHT. He can come in," Brad said, "But if he in any way tries to hurt my mom, he's OUT!"

Elizabeth smiled, kissing Brad again before motioning to Sy to follow her inside.

***

"Jeez… how many candidates does she plan on manipulating before the truth is revealed?"

Matro was in another house, watching as Elizabeth and Sy walked into his original's house.

"Stupid Elizabeth… she's the reason for all of this…"

He was wearing a large, black cloak, and there was a small, dark grey digimon coiled around his neck.

"Fine Iparomon, it seems Elizabeth wants to play a little rough… well then… let's give it to them rough…"