~Author's Note~

Hello. This is Korin. I had intended to be very subtle and all, but I've changed my mind. If I was very subtle, more likely than not, at least someone would not understand. ^_^ So. This is a parody. Of Eponine romance. See! The title's even a musical quote! *nods wisely*

Please note that this was difficult for me to write, as I loath Eponine, and it was hard not to damage her. *ahem*

Now, on to the subject of reviews. I have no objection to getting flames. Flame all you like. "u suck!!!11!!" is a very good flame. So is "Your writing style is awful and your premise abysmal". But I'll still be more likely to care about the latter. I'll be even more likely to care about the latter if it reads, "Your writing style is awful and your premise abysmal because Eponine would never fall in love with anyone besides Courfeyrac!" If I wanted to be quite parodish, I'd probably say I wouldn't update until I got five reviews. But that's not so. I post for my own enjoyment and amusement, so I really don't care. As you can see, my ego is so great that if I don't get reviews, I'll just say that no one understands my cultured humour.

Since you've waded through that Parisian Sewer of an Author's note, please enjoy the fic.

~Cheers, Korin