Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo walk into school.
Lizzie walks into Kate
K: "Ooops sorry Lizzie, didn't see ya there, oh and by the way, nice outfit (pats her on the top of the head) NOT!!" (walks off)
L: "God I hate her!"
M: "Yeah, no one can be worse than Kate!"
G: "You can say that again."
M: "Ok, No one can be worse than."
G: "Shut up Miranda, I didn't REALLY want you to say it again."
L: "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS BOTH SHUT UP AND LOOK OVER THERE..WHO IS THAT??" (points to Jackie)
G: "I don't know, but she's hot!"
M: (slaps Gordo) "Did you just call me fat?"
G: "Uhhhh no.well I wonder who she is"
L: "Well she's obviously new, but we had better get to class now, you know how Shurm HATES it when we're late!!"
(They walk into Mrs. Shurman's room and sit down)
Shurm: "Ok um class now I know we have um beaten grammar to um death but um please um turn to page um 192 and um start."
K: (Brushes her hair)
Jackie: (walks into the room) "Sorry I'm late, I got lost"
Shurm: "Alright um class, stop your grammar um for just an um second, this is Jackie um Wilhelm and she will be um joining us for the um rest of the um year."
G: "YES!!"
Shurm: "Is there something you would like to share with the class Mr. Gordon??"
G: "No Sir.I mean Mam.."
J: (walks over to Lizzie) "Move your in my seat!!"
L: "No way, I always sit here, get a new seat
J: (pushes Lizzie)
L: (Pushes Jackie)
Eathan: "CAT FIGHT.GO LIZZIE cuz you know you're like one giant brain, but you have legs, so your not in a jar."
J: (Pulls Lizzie's hair)
L: "CUBA!!!!"
M: "I just lowered my cholesterol!! "
E: "All the power to yah!!"
J: "I don't care if you lowered your cholesterol because I have a six pack and I can beat you up!"
E: "Wait, if you had a six pack to drink, wouldn't you have more cholesterol???"
Sally: "YEAH LIZZIE ROCKS!!"
L: "Shut up Sally, cant you see I'm kinda busy!?!"
S: "Sorry, it wont happen again."
J: "Go home Lizzie!!"
M: "Maybe we will!!"
L: "I can speak for myself..yeah maybe we will!!"
(Lizzie, Miranda, Gordo and Sally leave the room)
G: "she has some nerve, do you know what causes nerve impulses??"
S: "Shut up Gordo!!"
L: "He doesn't have to."
S: "Sorry, its just I thought it was what you would have said."
L: "Get the hell away from me crazy stalker!!"
S: (runs away crying)
M: "Pipe down now, we don't need another fight!!"
Tudgeman: "Lets eat a melon that is good in a cheesy sort of way, than lets produce a steak and die in a near by stable!"
L: "I like Shurm."
G: "I like dead babies."
T: "I like to suck all the moisture from them and hang them upside down from the ceiling."
G: "I have a confession to make, I am really a small woodland creature known as the chipmunk!"
M: "What the fuck??"
G: (Chitters and stuffs nuts into his cheek pouches)
K: "Ooops sorry Lizzie, didn't see ya there, oh and by the way, nice outfit (pats her on the top of the head) NOT!!" (walks off)
L: "God I hate her!"
M: "Yeah, no one can be worse than Kate!"
G: "You can say that again."
M: "Ok, No one can be worse than."
G: "Shut up Miranda, I didn't REALLY want you to say it again."
L: "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS BOTH SHUT UP AND LOOK OVER THERE..WHO IS THAT??" (points to Jackie)
G: "I don't know, but she's hot!"
M: (slaps Gordo) "Did you just call me fat?"
G: "Uhhhh no.well I wonder who she is"
L: "Well she's obviously new, but we had better get to class now, you know how Shurm HATES it when we're late!!"
(They walk into Mrs. Shurman's room and sit down)
Shurm: "Ok um class now I know we have um beaten grammar to um death but um please um turn to page um 192 and um start."
K: (Brushes her hair)
Jackie: (walks into the room) "Sorry I'm late, I got lost"
Shurm: "Alright um class, stop your grammar um for just an um second, this is Jackie um Wilhelm and she will be um joining us for the um rest of the um year."
G: "YES!!"
Shurm: "Is there something you would like to share with the class Mr. Gordon??"
G: "No Sir.I mean Mam.."
J: (walks over to Lizzie) "Move your in my seat!!"
L: "No way, I always sit here, get a new seat
J: (pushes Lizzie)
L: (Pushes Jackie)
Eathan: "CAT FIGHT.GO LIZZIE cuz you know you're like one giant brain, but you have legs, so your not in a jar."
J: (Pulls Lizzie's hair)
L: "CUBA!!!!"
M: "I just lowered my cholesterol!! "
E: "All the power to yah!!"
J: "I don't care if you lowered your cholesterol because I have a six pack and I can beat you up!"
E: "Wait, if you had a six pack to drink, wouldn't you have more cholesterol???"
Sally: "YEAH LIZZIE ROCKS!!"
L: "Shut up Sally, cant you see I'm kinda busy!?!"
S: "Sorry, it wont happen again."
J: "Go home Lizzie!!"
M: "Maybe we will!!"
L: "I can speak for myself..yeah maybe we will!!"
(Lizzie, Miranda, Gordo and Sally leave the room)
G: "she has some nerve, do you know what causes nerve impulses??"
S: "Shut up Gordo!!"
L: "He doesn't have to."
S: "Sorry, its just I thought it was what you would have said."
L: "Get the hell away from me crazy stalker!!"
S: (runs away crying)
M: "Pipe down now, we don't need another fight!!"
Tudgeman: "Lets eat a melon that is good in a cheesy sort of way, than lets produce a steak and die in a near by stable!"
L: "I like Shurm."
G: "I like dead babies."
T: "I like to suck all the moisture from them and hang them upside down from the ceiling."
G: "I have a confession to make, I am really a small woodland creature known as the chipmunk!"
M: "What the fuck??"
G: (Chitters and stuffs nuts into his cheek pouches)