Shurm: "I LEAVE THIS UM ROOM FOR 10 MINUTES UM AND YOU ALL.UGH UM LIZZIE
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR UM GYM UNIFORM?!?!? DETENTION ALL UM
OF YOU!!!!"
B: (chuckles)
Shurm: "You too big fat man, even though I have no idea who you are!"
B: "I am Buddha and I shall make you suffer!!"
Shurm: (falls dead)
G: "The monkey doesn't live here anymore, the monkey moved to Kentucky and took his people with him."
M: "Those darn French!"
G: (Praises Jackie)
(Lizzie and Eathan play catch with a dead animal)
J: "Get the hell away from me, I mean, I know you worship me, and like who wouldn't, look at this hair (flips her hair) but I just don't like you ok!!
K: "My homecoming dress was $900, and its yellow, yo!!"
Dead Animal: "Be quiet, for I am dead"
B: "Rub my tummy for good luck, I will bring you jelly donuts filled with bacon!"
J: "Then its not a jelly donut you fat old fool"
B: "Wow Jackie, did you figure that out by yourself??"
J: "No you silly man, I looked it up on the internet!!"
B: "Go figure" (chuckles)
(Everyone but Jackie rubs Buddha's tummy)
L: "Oh my god, this is like, so fun!"
J: "Be careful, you might catch his stupid!!" (flips hair)
E: "Woah, like what do you keep in there dude???"
B: "Evil magic to use against Jackie"
J: "Eeeeeewww I think I'm catching his stupid!!" (flips her hair 10 times really fast)
G: (Eats a fish)
M: (Instantly disappears and is now in Mexico)
K: "Yo Jackie, can you teach me how to flip my hair??"
J: "Sure, I like eggs."
(Kate and Jackie flip their hair in the background for 2 minutes)
B: "Festering monkey pie of death!!"
L: "What the hell does that mean?"
B: "It means rub my tummy, I think I have a cramp."
E and G: "Hey let us do it too!"
B: "The more the merrier."
(Lizzie's cell phone rings, Lizzie answers it)
L: "Hello"
M: "What the hell did that fat ass do to me?"
B: "Who me?"
L: "I don't know, may I ask who's calling."
M: "umm.its me!!"
L: "Me who??"
M: "Me Miranda.ya need me to spell it out for ya you dumb bitch!?!"
L: "Excuse me, but I think that it's very rude that you called me and cursed at me and I don't even know who you are!"
M: "Its Miranda.M-I-R-A-N-D-A.the ho remember??!
L: "Ooh yeah sorry, what the hell are you doing you stupid bitch??"
M: "I was somehow magically transported to Mexico!"
G: "Mexico rhymes with Toe!"
E: "Did you know today is Tuesday??"
B: "Really, cuz I thought tomorrow was Wednesday"
J: "No Shit fat ass, it is!!"
B: "Jackie, how the hell are you so smart?"
J: "It's a gift" (Plays with cell phone and flips hair)
B: (sprinkles stupid dust on Jackie)
E: "Hey, did you know Christina Andre ate dog poo?!?"
G: "I know my chicken, you have to know your chicken."
(Lizzie still talking on the phone with Miranda)
L: "Get back here you little bitch, we're making a movie!!"
M: "Viva Mexico!!"
L: "Jesus Christ!"
Jesus (Voice from above): "HEY!!"
L: "sorry" (hangs up the phone) "dammit!!"
J: "Frog Pimple!!"
M: (is at a Mexican bar getting drunk with old people)
L: "Screw it, this movie is messing up my career!!"
M: (still in Mexico speaking Spanish really stupidly)
E: "Tomorrow I am going to dress up really fat and wear maroon socks."
J: "Like my Idol Lindsay"
M: (suddenly pops back up on set speaking Spanish and gibberish)
B: (chuckles)
Shurm: "You too big fat man, even though I have no idea who you are!"
B: "I am Buddha and I shall make you suffer!!"
Shurm: (falls dead)
G: "The monkey doesn't live here anymore, the monkey moved to Kentucky and took his people with him."
M: "Those darn French!"
G: (Praises Jackie)
(Lizzie and Eathan play catch with a dead animal)
J: "Get the hell away from me, I mean, I know you worship me, and like who wouldn't, look at this hair (flips her hair) but I just don't like you ok!!
K: "My homecoming dress was $900, and its yellow, yo!!"
Dead Animal: "Be quiet, for I am dead"
B: "Rub my tummy for good luck, I will bring you jelly donuts filled with bacon!"
J: "Then its not a jelly donut you fat old fool"
B: "Wow Jackie, did you figure that out by yourself??"
J: "No you silly man, I looked it up on the internet!!"
B: "Go figure" (chuckles)
(Everyone but Jackie rubs Buddha's tummy)
L: "Oh my god, this is like, so fun!"
J: "Be careful, you might catch his stupid!!" (flips hair)
E: "Woah, like what do you keep in there dude???"
B: "Evil magic to use against Jackie"
J: "Eeeeeewww I think I'm catching his stupid!!" (flips her hair 10 times really fast)
G: (Eats a fish)
M: (Instantly disappears and is now in Mexico)
K: "Yo Jackie, can you teach me how to flip my hair??"
J: "Sure, I like eggs."
(Kate and Jackie flip their hair in the background for 2 minutes)
B: "Festering monkey pie of death!!"
L: "What the hell does that mean?"
B: "It means rub my tummy, I think I have a cramp."
E and G: "Hey let us do it too!"
B: "The more the merrier."
(Lizzie's cell phone rings, Lizzie answers it)
L: "Hello"
M: "What the hell did that fat ass do to me?"
B: "Who me?"
L: "I don't know, may I ask who's calling."
M: "umm.its me!!"
L: "Me who??"
M: "Me Miranda.ya need me to spell it out for ya you dumb bitch!?!"
L: "Excuse me, but I think that it's very rude that you called me and cursed at me and I don't even know who you are!"
M: "Its Miranda.M-I-R-A-N-D-A.the ho remember??!
L: "Ooh yeah sorry, what the hell are you doing you stupid bitch??"
M: "I was somehow magically transported to Mexico!"
G: "Mexico rhymes with Toe!"
E: "Did you know today is Tuesday??"
B: "Really, cuz I thought tomorrow was Wednesday"
J: "No Shit fat ass, it is!!"
B: "Jackie, how the hell are you so smart?"
J: "It's a gift" (Plays with cell phone and flips hair)
B: (sprinkles stupid dust on Jackie)
E: "Hey, did you know Christina Andre ate dog poo?!?"
G: "I know my chicken, you have to know your chicken."
(Lizzie still talking on the phone with Miranda)
L: "Get back here you little bitch, we're making a movie!!"
M: "Viva Mexico!!"
L: "Jesus Christ!"
Jesus (Voice from above): "HEY!!"
L: "sorry" (hangs up the phone) "dammit!!"
J: "Frog Pimple!!"
M: (is at a Mexican bar getting drunk with old people)
L: "Screw it, this movie is messing up my career!!"
M: (still in Mexico speaking Spanish really stupidly)
E: "Tomorrow I am going to dress up really fat and wear maroon socks."
J: "Like my Idol Lindsay"
M: (suddenly pops back up on set speaking Spanish and gibberish)