WHO HOO!! No school! NO TEACHERS!!! *ahem* yes, So I will update now. ^_^ Mommy is coming home today!!! I'm in a good, mood, and I'm slightly hyper, so I'm sure this chapter will be slightly chaotic! Now, to my reviewers:

Bakuraluva: I missed you last chapter somehow, sorry! ^_^ Yes.. mayhem indeed!

Senko: Only review for 7th chapter, but that's expected because I'm updating this barely 10 hours after last chapter! Yeah, I surprised myself with the Malik Tea thing. I mean, I like that coupling and all, but I never really expected to use it. I had originally planned an OC so that I could ignore her easily, but this makes it a bit more interesting.. *shrug* Trust me, when Yami Bakura makes his appearance, all with fall to chaos and mayhem!!

Thanks again!!

Now.. Onto the Pandemonium!... I mean chapter....

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(Part II)

I sat, glaring a hole through Malik's head. It was a while before he noticed me.

"Problem, Ryou?" He said easily, but I could feel the... well, not hate. We were best friends, but I guess the challenge in his voice.

"Of course not, Malik. Why do you ask?"

"You've been glaring a hole in my head for almost fifteen minutes." Oh. So he did notice.

"Sure. You're imagining things." I said, trying to brush it off. He didn't look convinced. So I was brilliant and added "It's only been ten minutes."

If looks could kill....

"Your Blooming Onion." The waiter said as he set it down on the table. Tea and Serenity each took a petal and dipped it daintily in the sauce that came with. The they delicately ate the petal and wiped their mouths before going for another. Malik grabbed three or four petals at once, dunked them in sauce, and shoved them in his mouth all at once. Then repeat. I stared at him, but he was lost in the food. I swear that guy is a bottomless pit.

I sat back and waited. I knew I'd never eat my whole meal If I ate any of that.

*If you won't, I will!!* I head Yami say. I felt him take over, but surprisingly didn't black out like usual. I could still see and hear what was going on. I guess my Yami was too hungry to bother blocking me off.

"Food!" He exclaimed. Malik, Tea and Serenity jumped in surprise.

"Ryou?" Serenity asked cautiously, and my Yami began scarfing down the Blooming Onion. He paused and looked up at her. Thin smirked.

"Nope!" He said before returning to his vacuuming duties.

"Yami B, Wrong time to come out!" Malik hissed. My yami just grinned.

"Hi! I'm Cherry and I'll be taking your orders. Do you know what you want?"

"I'll have a 8 oz. steak with a side of sautéed mushrooms." Serenity said.

"I'll have the soup of the day." Tea said. "Diet for both of us."

The waitress nodded. She looked at Malik and, well, my body.

"And you two gentlemen?"

"I'll have the 12 oz steak with fries and coke." Malik said.

"I'll have a 12 oz steak, side of mushrooms, fries, and coke." My yami said quickly. The waitress raised an eyebrow but took down the orders.

"It'll all be ready in about 45 minutes." She said.

As she walked off, I tried to talk to my Yami.

*PLEASE! Let me back out!*

**I'm doing enough letting you in on what's happening.**

He did it on purpose? Maybe hi isn't all bad...

*But-but-but... Serenity! This is MY date with her, not yours!*

A pause. I thought I had won.

**So?**

Darnit.

~Yami Bakura's POV~

I grinned. My Hikari was right. This was his date. So why not ruin it for him? There's no way Serenity can resist my charm! Then my hikari's life will be ruined, and it's not MY fault the girl fell in love with me!

"Say, Serenity, want to, you know, get out of here, maybe find someplace a bit more romantic?"

She looked at me with an expression I couldn't read.

"You're Ryou's yami, right?"

"That's right, sugar. So what do you say?" I could hear Ryou groaning in his soul room.

"I say let Ryou out right now, at least I know he's sane." I saw Malik stifle a laugh. Tea just looked on, vaguely confused.

I scowled.

*Your girlfriend wants you, Hikari.*

**Thanks. Or not.**

I returned to my soul room. How humiliating! How dare she turn me down? She ought to know that hundreds of women in ancient Egypt would have died to be in her position! The idiot.

~Return to Ryou's POV*

"I'm sorry Serenity, my Yami is slightly unbalanced." I said immediately. Serenity giggled.

"I kind of figured." She said. There was a slightly uncomfortable silence that followed. Malik began playing with his earrings.

"Where did you get those?" Tea asked. Relieved that the tension was broken, I added my two cents.

"Yeah, I've often wondered the same." I said.

"They're family heirlooms. As with most of my other jewelry. The chains are mine though." He said, obviously relieved too.

"Are they pure gold? Don't they get heavy after a while?" Serenity asked.

"Yeah, and not really. I've worn them forever. I never take any of it off at all, so I'm just used to is. I think I'd feel like I was going to float off the earth if I took them off, I'd feel so light." Malik joked. We all laughed, the previous strain gone. For now.

The food then arrived.

**Yami, How am I going to manage to eat an entire 12 oz steak?**

*Let me?*

**No.**

I stared down at my plate. I took maybe ten bites before I felt full.

*You don't trust me.*

*Fine. Come out and eat. But do NOTHING other than eat. Don't talk, don't sing, don't breathe.*

**Breathe?**

*Yes, don't breathe.*

I felt him take over. He let me stay conscious again. I felt him smirk. I could tell something was going to happen, wether I liked it or not.

*Well, Hikari. You see, since you told me not to breathe, and I have to breathe to keep you alive, then I assume you meant I have to do everything else! Sooo...*

**YAMI!!! DON'T YOU DARE DO WHATEVER YOU WERE GOING TO!!!**

*Too late.*

Apparently it was. My Yami stood on the seat and announce to the entire place.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, In honor of my Girlfriend I would like to sing a song!"

I then realized that he had kept my features. I groaned. They wouldn't know the difference!! Well, Malik might, but Tea and Serenity didn't know me that well! I flopped on the bed in my soul room, deciding to lock myself in forever.

"Serenity, this is for you." my Yami was saying. He jumped over her and went up to the guy at the bar, and instructed him to turn the volume up on the music and put on a decent song.

I groaned. Ra help me!!

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Fairly short chapter, I know, but this is a perfect place to leave it, eh? R+R please! Or you'll never find out what song Bakura sings for Serenity! MAUHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!! *ahem* I may get another chapter up today, it's only 9:00AM as I write this! And I have school off! So yeah, R+R!