Standard Disclaimers Apply. Not mine to begin with, but definitely fun to get creative on. Inuyasha owned by Rumiko Takahashi.
Bad Disguise
By Cammi
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Chapter Three: Undergarments
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All rooms are checked (and those that men are not allowed to go to. But since they are disguised as women, Miroku had an opportunity of a lifetime. It took a lot of hard work----as in a LOT---to pull Miroku off the shoji door and concentrate on the mission at hand). All drawers are pulled out. And still no sign of the horrible witch and the shard.
Except for one room. And that is where Niki Oda is entertaining her guests.
"You know," Inuyasha said as they are walking on the corridor towards where Niki Oda is holding her guests, "I can smell Kagome in this okiya."
"Of course you can smell her," Miroku said. "Remember you are wearing one of Kagome's clothes."
Inuyasha shuddered at the thought and shifted himself against the fabric owned by Kagome.
"That's not it. I think she is very near."
"Yes," Miroku nodded, pausing infront of the door, "she is very near. Right across your chest."
They had reached the room's shoji and shifted their voices to a whisper. Both of them knelt down on the corridor.
The hanyou glared at the monk, "Will you stop it!"
"Nice things, aren't they," Miroku pointing to the undergarment he is also wearing, besides Inuyasha. "I believe Kagome called them 'bras' one time, right Inuyasha? Isn't this where she cover her apples with?"
"Apples?"
"You know," Miroku elbowed Inuyasha, teasing. "Breasts."
"You mean to say that I am…these things…" Inuyasha couldn't believe he had let himself be tricked by Miroku. Again.
"Don't worry. We just wore them for authenticity. It made us look more female."
Miroku could feel Inuyasha's hot glare. "You pervert! Why don't you just say that you LIKED stealing women's things."
"I don't like stealing, for I am a monk---"
"A perverted monk, you mean," Inuyasha muttered.
"---and stealing is a sin. I merely borrowed it. And I prefer to think that what we are doing now is for the benefit of many. Even though it is only one shard, it's worth something. It's better that we get it first before Naraku does."
"I understand your motives of getting the Shikon no Kakera before Naraku does, but," Inuyasha gave him another glare, "do you think that there is ANOTHER way less humiliating than this?!"
Miroku smiled. "Ah, but there is. It's just that this is more easier and less conspicuous."
"Wearing Kagome's bra and dressing up as a geisha is EASIER?" Inuyasha cupped the undergarment for emphasis. And he noticed unconsciously that the cups DO have the size of two juicy apples. "Thank God Kagome and Sango are not here to see me."
Inuyasha, being the nearest to the door, appointed himself to spy on whoever it was on the other side. Still no sign of any youkai nearby, he slid the shoji carefully and small enough to peek. Even with all this spying on seeing who are on the other side of the door, he could feel Kagome's presence in that room.
For a few seconds, Inuyasha's eyes started to hunt for a youkai inside when the door suddenly slid open fully. Miroku and Inuyasha, clad in kimono and other women's clothing, stare up at a girl's angry face. Behind her is a very familiar youkai hunter, and a very ugly woman. Shippo's cheeks are still filled with sweets that he couldn't laugh at the sight that beheld all of them.
"Sango," Miroku let out a weak smile, "and Kagome?"
Kagome continued to seethe, glowering menacingly at the two. "And what did you say you DID to my BRAS?!"
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tsu du ku...
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Author's notes: I never expected this fanfic to turn the subject to bras. I was only going to focus to Inuyasha and Miroku's crossdressing, but I JUST HAVE to put it here. It's a good idea, anyway.
At first I planned to stop the chapters here. But I did add another chapter---the last chapter----so that I can fill in those loopholes.
("…As big as apples"? Man, I'm one naughty writer)
Bad Disguise
By Cammi
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Chapter Three: Undergarments
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All rooms are checked (and those that men are not allowed to go to. But since they are disguised as women, Miroku had an opportunity of a lifetime. It took a lot of hard work----as in a LOT---to pull Miroku off the shoji door and concentrate on the mission at hand). All drawers are pulled out. And still no sign of the horrible witch and the shard.
Except for one room. And that is where Niki Oda is entertaining her guests.
"You know," Inuyasha said as they are walking on the corridor towards where Niki Oda is holding her guests, "I can smell Kagome in this okiya."
"Of course you can smell her," Miroku said. "Remember you are wearing one of Kagome's clothes."
Inuyasha shuddered at the thought and shifted himself against the fabric owned by Kagome.
"That's not it. I think she is very near."
"Yes," Miroku nodded, pausing infront of the door, "she is very near. Right across your chest."
They had reached the room's shoji and shifted their voices to a whisper. Both of them knelt down on the corridor.
The hanyou glared at the monk, "Will you stop it!"
"Nice things, aren't they," Miroku pointing to the undergarment he is also wearing, besides Inuyasha. "I believe Kagome called them 'bras' one time, right Inuyasha? Isn't this where she cover her apples with?"
"Apples?"
"You know," Miroku elbowed Inuyasha, teasing. "Breasts."
"You mean to say that I am…these things…" Inuyasha couldn't believe he had let himself be tricked by Miroku. Again.
"Don't worry. We just wore them for authenticity. It made us look more female."
Miroku could feel Inuyasha's hot glare. "You pervert! Why don't you just say that you LIKED stealing women's things."
"I don't like stealing, for I am a monk---"
"A perverted monk, you mean," Inuyasha muttered.
"---and stealing is a sin. I merely borrowed it. And I prefer to think that what we are doing now is for the benefit of many. Even though it is only one shard, it's worth something. It's better that we get it first before Naraku does."
"I understand your motives of getting the Shikon no Kakera before Naraku does, but," Inuyasha gave him another glare, "do you think that there is ANOTHER way less humiliating than this?!"
Miroku smiled. "Ah, but there is. It's just that this is more easier and less conspicuous."
"Wearing Kagome's bra and dressing up as a geisha is EASIER?" Inuyasha cupped the undergarment for emphasis. And he noticed unconsciously that the cups DO have the size of two juicy apples. "Thank God Kagome and Sango are not here to see me."
Inuyasha, being the nearest to the door, appointed himself to spy on whoever it was on the other side. Still no sign of any youkai nearby, he slid the shoji carefully and small enough to peek. Even with all this spying on seeing who are on the other side of the door, he could feel Kagome's presence in that room.
For a few seconds, Inuyasha's eyes started to hunt for a youkai inside when the door suddenly slid open fully. Miroku and Inuyasha, clad in kimono and other women's clothing, stare up at a girl's angry face. Behind her is a very familiar youkai hunter, and a very ugly woman. Shippo's cheeks are still filled with sweets that he couldn't laugh at the sight that beheld all of them.
"Sango," Miroku let out a weak smile, "and Kagome?"
Kagome continued to seethe, glowering menacingly at the two. "And what did you say you DID to my BRAS?!"
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tsu du ku...
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Author's notes: I never expected this fanfic to turn the subject to bras. I was only going to focus to Inuyasha and Miroku's crossdressing, but I JUST HAVE to put it here. It's a good idea, anyway.
At first I planned to stop the chapters here. But I did add another chapter---the last chapter----so that I can fill in those loopholes.
("…As big as apples"? Man, I'm one naughty writer)