Standard Disclaimers Apply. Not mine to begin with, but definitely fun to get creative on. Inuyasha owned by Rumiko Takahashi.

Bad Disguise

By Cammi

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Epilogue

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Inuyasha and Miroku (with a series of bumps forming on their heads), walking towards camp with one very angry lady behind them, couldn't be more sorry than they are now.

"This is all your fault," Inuyasha was blaming Miroku for the hundredth time.

"Don't rub it in," Miroku replied, also for a hundredth time.

After the okiya incident, Sango was so embarrassed to Niki Oda, whose geisha name is Mimika, that she was not going to visit her any time soon. Kagome was so angry that she forgot all decency and pounded them so hard, Sango swore that every screw in their heads had loosened.

If you think about it, men whose screws are loose would only disguise themselves as women, and try to ask for a job in an okiya.

Though, how low and disgusting Miroku and Inuyasha did, Sango have to admit that it was funny. And Shippo, after swallowing what he involuntary stuffed inside his mouth, gave out a hearty laughing for good measure.

Kagome still had that look on her face reminding them of an enraged bear ready to pounce. Both men dare not to look at her. Especially when she happen to overhear their conversation about them wearing HER BRAS!!

But one thing's for certain, though. There will be no day-offs now and herein.

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Owari

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Author's notes: This is my first Inuyasha fic and I'm not sure if I got the attitude of the characters right. Especially Inuyasha himself. Anyway, I'm not fond of making chapters, and this, I can say, is rare for me.

Miroku sounded like Happosai himself, ne? But he is a lecher. So what difference does it make?

(A few weeks ago, I read the novel 'Memoirs of a Geisha.' That's the reason for the setting and some terms. ^-^. But I believe that geishas don't really look for a job. I bend it to adjust it to this story.)

Finished: 8:38 PM 11/23/02