Daytime Soapies


A/N: I really hope people read his because to be able to write this I had to watch shows like 'Young & The Restless' and 'Bold & the Beautiful' and shows like that, you know, daytime soapies. *Shudder* Sorry it's in script form; it's just how it came out.


Disclaimer: Hmmm...I own just about...nothing. Pity...

*theme song is played 'Every Body Dance Now', while pictures of the characters taking dramatic poses flash past*

Disembodied voice: Last time on 'Daytime soapies' Cleon told Kel he was having and affair while Neal is still on the run.  Lalasa has admitted to Dom she is pregnant but whose baby is it? Briar is still looking for his long lost mother and Tris is in some sort of trouble, about to confined in Daja. What will happen to these and our other dramatic heroes on today's dramatic episode of 'Daytime Soapies'?

In a dimly lit room, furnished with posh chairs and tables and candleholders Kel and Cleon face each other.
Kel: You're...you're having an affair? But what about our love?  What about our plans? How could you do this? With who? *walks away and covers her face with hands*

Cleon: *walking up behind her and placing hands on her shoulders* I'm sorry, but I can't tell you.  All I can tell you is that I did love you but, like a flower, it bloomed then died...

Kel: *brushing him off and spinning around to face him* But I love you still! Why must this be?

Cleon: It just must, and now I must make my dramatic exit. Good bye, forever. But know this if I could still love you I would but *dramatic pause* another has stolen my heart!*leaves*

Kel: *to self* I will not accept that he has left me!  He has been tricked! Seduced! I will win him back and when I find the one who stole him *dramatic pause* she will pay!



Cut to a room, Dam looks happy but Lalasa looks distressed.


Dom: *happily* Where going to have a baby? This is great!!

Lalasa: *looking at ground* Dom, listen...there's something I need to tell you.

Dom: *walks up to her, lift her face & looks in her eyes* what is darling?

Lalasa: Well, first I want you to know I love you and that I would never do anything
to hurt you on purpose but *dramatic pause* the baby's not yours.

Dom: *look of horror* But who else's could it possibly be?

Lalasa: You know when I won all that money and went on a cruise  *turns to face camera with smile* thanks to 'Fizzy Fizz' drink. *Takes sip* Mmmmm...It's good! *turns back* well I met someone there and...one thing led to another. I'm sorry. You seem to be taking it very well.

Dom: I'm not. I'm planing how to kill the...disgrace of a man that would do such a thing. Who is he?

Lalasa:*looking scared* I can't tell you. You'll hurt him, but it shouldn't matter, We love each other and we can raise it as our own. OK?

Dom: If that's what you want.

Lalasa: *leaves*

Dom: *darkly* This man  better watch his back...*follows her*

Cut to a beach, Daja and Tris are sitting on towels, Daja is listening intently. The beach is empty except for them. 

Daja: What's wrong Tris? You know you can tell me.

Tris: Daja, you are a great friend. If I tell you, you must promise not to tell a sole. Do you promise? On our friendship?

Daja: I promise.

Tris: Well Daja, I *dramatic pause* ...


Cut to Briar sitting on a chair with his head in his hands.


Rosethorn: *enters* Briar, what is wrong? Are you still worked up about not being able to find out who your real mother is? She did abandon you and I can't figure out why you would what to know who she is.

Briar: I need to know. I can't tell you why but I do. *looks miserable*

Rosethorn: Fine, I'll pull a few strings and see what I can find out. OK, will that make you stop moping?

Briar: *fake smile*

Rosethorn: *leaves*

Briar: *to self* This is why. *Takes note out of pocket*
It reads

Dear Son,

I am your mother.
I did not abandon you.
I am in trouble.
Please help me
Bring Chocolate

Signed
Your Mother

Briar: I will find you, *dramatic pause* and when I do you will explain.

Cut to a picture of Neal's dad.


Neal's Dad: *Yelling to sky* WHERE ARE YOU SON?!


Cut to Briar still sitting in his chair. An unknown
person walks up She is very beautiful.

 Unknown Person: Hi there, who are you? I'm Sandry.

Briar: B..b..Briar *swoons*

Sandry: What a silly name. I'll call you Bob.

Briar: OK *swoons*

Sandry: So what where you doing Bob?

Briar: *swoons* Umm...Looking for my long lost mother.

Sandry: *making face* How boring! *Brightly* You can rub sun screen on my back in stead.

Briar: OK *swoons and picks up sun screen*

Sandry: *sinister look Briar doesn't see*


Disembodied Voice: Next time on 'Daytime Soapies' will Cleon and Kel every get back together?  And who is Cleon's new lover? What is Tris' problem, has Dom lost it in his rage over his cheating wife? Who is this beautiful stranger?  And Do you really care? Tune in next episode to find out!

Cut to closing credits *theme song plays 'Every Body dance Now!!'*




A/N: *blinks* That was weird. Was it funny, should I do another episode? You're all dying to see who Cleon dumped Kel for aren't you?

This is all happening in some weird place where the characters out of the Tamora Pierce books live in the  same street and it's not happening in any particular time frame. The characters that know each other in the books don't always know each other in this.
Please press the little button down there and *dramatic pause* REVIEW!! Any ideas, criticism (constructive only), comments or anything are welcome. Some other characters will come in if I do more *cough: Joren: cough*

IMPORTANT: I would like to thank my friend Beckie, because she used her computer and her time to help get this unloaded.  Lets all give her a round of applause!!!!!!