Daytime Soapies Chapter 2

A/N: Look! Look what you people have done! Your reviews inflated my ego...*points to ego which is squashing several houses* I figured out that writing the first episode is easy, it's continuing that's hard...please read and review!!!

Disclaimer: Hey! I think I actually own something!!!!! *stage hand walks up and whispers in ear* Oops, sorry I was wrong...

'Everybody dance now!' Plays, Pictures of characters smiling and waving flash buy.

Disembodied voice: Welcome to another dramatic episode` of 'Daytime Soapies'! Last episode Tris was about to confess, while Kel has vowed to win Cleon back. Bob, formally Briar, has fallen for a stranger who seems to want to stop him looking for his mother. Neal is still on the run, and people are getting worried. And what's this about Dom wanting revenge? Stay tuned to find out!

In a cafe there are large crowds, Bob/Briar is sitting across from Sandry.

Briar: Sandry...you have a beautiful name. *Swoons*

Sandry: I know. You don't, do you honey?

Briar: No, not if you say I don't.

Sandry: So what are we going to do today Bob?

Briar: I think...I should be doing...something, something important...but I can't seem to remember. *thinking hard* Something to do with chocolate...

Sandry: *looks slightly worried* Yes, you where umm...buying some for me! What could be more important then me? Lets got to the beach.

Briar: You're right *swoons* OK, lets go!

Dom: *walks over & sits down looking gloomy* Hi, Briar.

Briar: *confused*

Sandry: Who is Briar, only Bob and me are here.

Dom: Bob? Who's Bob?

Briar: I am.

Dom: *to depressed to notice the weirdness* OK then. Do either of you know any males who are inclined to help women cheat on their lovers?

Both: No.

Dom: Oh, OK. *gets up and leaves*

Both: *look confused*

Briar: *swoons*



Cut to Lalasa pacing in a elegant, dimly it room. A figure shrouded in shadow enters Lalasa: What took you so long?

Figure: Is it true?

Lalasa: What?

Figure: The reason you called me here is to tell me the baby is really mine, *dramatic pause* is this true.

Lalasa: Well...yes, but that's not why I called you here. It's because of *dramatic pause* Them. They are back, one has already entered the town and can feel that They are trying to ruin things all over again. I don't know what They are planing but...

Figure: Have you told anyone?

Lalasa: About Them? NO, no one would belie...

Figure: *interrupting* About the baby idiot!

Lalasa: Yes, I told Dom. But that's all.

Figure: You get onto finding out which of Them has come, I have...business to attend to. *walks away*

Lalasa: Which of Them could it be...?

Cut to a police station, Neal's father is talking to an officer

Neal's Dad: Are you sure you haven't heard anything? Positive?

Officer: *tiredly* Yes Sir, we have not got any more information since you last came in which was *looking at watch* five minutes ago

Neal's Dad: Oh...*walks out*

Officer: *to person behind desk* It will be about five minutes before he comes back. Do not mention anything about the case to him, just repeat what I just said. OK? I need a drink.....

Cut to Briar and Sandry on the beach Sandry: I just have to go to the bathroom. Back in a second *leaves*

Briar: *vacant look* *person dressed all in orange walk up*

Person: Greetings, I am the Person in Purple and...

Briar: *interrupting* But you're in orange.

PIP: So?

Briar: Huh...

PIP: ...And I am here to rescue you *slings him over shoulder*

Briar: *struggling* But I have to wait for Sandry!

PIP: She umm...said for me to take you.

Briar: OK then. *carried to car, chucked in back and drove away*

Cut to Tris and Daja Daja: Look will you tell me already? We've been sitting here for ages.

Tris: I'll tell you, I just need a drink. I'll pop over the road and grab on, want anything?

Daja: No

Tris: 'K *walks towards road. Dose not see car coming around corner*

Car: *slow motion* Beep! Beeeeeeeeeeep! Screech!

Tris: *slow motion* *turns and sees car* Oh shit...

Cut to Dom sitting at a cafe. Kel walks over Dom: Hi

Kel: Hi, I heard about the baby. Congratulations!

Dom: *fake happiness* Thanks! We're so excited! So how's Cleon?

Kel: *Darkly* We broke up. He cheated on me. But I'll get him back

Dom: Hey, did he happen to go away for a while on say...a cruise.... not so long ago?

Kel: Why yes he did. *takes sip of can of 'Fizzy Fizz Drink'* Why do you ask?

Dom: No reason, good luck in your Cleon hunting

Kel: Thanks *leaves*

Dom: I have some *dramatic pause* Cleon hunting to do my self...

Disembodied voice: Next time on 'Daytime Soapies' We find out if Cleon really is the Father of Lalasa's baby. Who are Them? And what has Lalasa go to do with Them? Has Briar escaped from the clutches of evil or simply got caught by another evil? Is Tris going to be OK? Watch the next episode of 'Daytime Soapies' to find out!

Closing Credits and theme song 'Every body dance now!'

A/N: Arrg! That was hard to write. I need some ideas people! Please press the little button down there and review! Thanks to the people who reviewed so far:

Valencia22: My first review for this story!!!!! Thank you!

Sage of Darkness:I like your name, thanks for the review!

Lady Me: Thank you!!!!

Eclipsa Moonshadow: Thanks for the idea!!

The Dreaded Rainbow Man: Thank you! And Beckie says thanks too!

Cat: Their names look good together, I'm serious! Thanks!

 Krizsta: Thank you!

LadyKnight: Thank you! I'm getting a clone of Cleon. Do you want one?

Lady Taigan of Conte A/J: Thanks!

Eccie87: Thank you! Maybe...

Keladry Of Queenscove: Thank you!

I think I got a little carried away*looks up* I just meant to write the names, but oh well. I don't think this one was as funny as the last, please review!!!