Daytime Soapies Chapter 3

A/N: Someone asked me to email them when I update so if anyone wants me to do that for them then umm...leave your email in the review and I will. *runs around screaming happily* I figured out how to update from my home computer!! (it wouldn't work before) Yeah!!! Please read and review.

Disclaimer: *to tune of 'Oh my Darling.' I own nothing. I own nothing. I own nothing, nothing's mine. Tamora owns it all and her shoes are number nine

I also don't own that song and I do not know what size shoes TP takes.

Theme songs plays (if you don't already know, it's 'Every Body Dance Now') while pictures of the characters doing dangerous dives into a swimming pool flash past

Disembodied voice: Today on 'Daytime Soapies' we look into the muddle that is Lalasa's love life. Is Tris OK? And what about Briar? These and many more pressing questions might be answered in today's dramatic episode of 'Daytime Soapies'!

Shows Dom walking into a room filled with people. Looking for Cleon

Dom: *looking*

Cleon: *sitting at back of room*

Dom: *Sees him* Ah, Cleon. I would like to have a *dramatic pause* talk with you. Please step into the a back room with me for a moment.

Cleon: OK *follows* *a figure walks out of the shadows & follows them*

Dom: *darkly* Cleon, did you happen see Lalasa when you went on that cruise?

Cleon: Um....yes, I think she had a cabin down the hall from me.

Dom: So you admit it!

Cleon: Admit what?

Dom: *accusingly* Why else would you know where her cabin was, and this is why you dumped Kel! You are going down!

Cleon: *backing away* What are you talking about?

Figure: I think I can clear a few things up.

Cleon & Dom: Who are you?

Cut to a picture of Tris laying on the road and a car driving away and Daja running up

Daja: TRIS! Tris can you here me? Tris? *yelling* Someone call and ambulance! And someone get me some 'Fizzy Fizz Drink' it's good! All this yelling is making me thirsty! *to Tris* Stay with me, you still have to tell me your big secret.

Cut to Briar sitting in a dark room

Briar: So where's Sandry?

Person in Purple: *enters* Ah, you really believe that Sandry told us to bring you here How stupid!

Briar: No! I need to be with Sandry!

PIP: Don't be silly. Anyway, Sandry used to be one of us. Yes, she was the Person in Red. Of course a lot of the time she wasn't in the red. Aha Ha Ha!

Briar: Don't talk of her that way!

PIP: But it's true, and beside the point. We brought you here for one reason and one reason only. *threateningly* Give us the note!

Cut to Kel crying in her bedroom

Kel: *to self* Why? How could he cheat on me? I have to get him back. But how....*thinking* He left me...but I bet he thinks that if it doesn't work between him and that poo head he is seeing...he can fall back on me, *getting excited* so if I pretended to be interested in another man then...he'll get worried and come running back! *brightly* So all I have to do is find out who he is cheating with and scare her off somehow then find a gullible guy to pretend to be *dramatic pause* interested in! I am a genius...

Cut to Lalasa in a shop. Talking to a shop assistant.

Lalasa: So I need some maternity clothes.

Shop Assistant: *fake sweetly* Congratulations! Well we have a wide range of clothes. Dresses, jumpers, shirts, pants, bras almost anything. May I ask when you are expecting?

Lalasa: Umm...around three weeks time. So show me these clothes.

Shop assistant: That's nice. Well here is our...*goes on about clothes*

Lalasa: Oh I like that...yes...oh....OK...that's nice...*notices Sandry walking past window* Umm...yes I'll be back I just have to duck out for a second. *thinks* I'm sure I've seen her before...

Sandry: *sees Lalasa and goes white*

Lalasa: Excuse me but don't I know you?

Sandry: No

Lalasa: Yes I do...I just can't remember where...

Cut to picture of Tris laying unconscious in a hospital bed.Zoom in on her.

Disembodied voice: Next time on 'Daytime Soapies' will Lalasa relies who Sandry is? The Person in Purple wants Briar's note. Will he get it? Who is the Person in purple? Will Tris be OK and will she ever get to tell Daja her secret? Find out next time on 'Daytime Soapies'.

Closing credits played to theme song.



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