Daytime Soapies Chapter 4

A/N: *sigh* FF.N is playing up for me, I can't read any stories and it's just gone all weird. I think it's my web browser's fault. Oh well. I'm gonna fiddle around with my computer and try to fix it after I write this.

Disclaimer: OK, so strictly speaking I don't own anything.





Theme song(`Everybody Dance now!) Plays while pictures of the characters eating spaghetti flash past.

Random Voice: I am sorry to announce that `Disembodied Voice' has gone on strike

Disembodied Voice: My lines I wont say, without more pay! My lines I wont say, without more pay!

Random Voice: Yes….so I will be your voice for this show. *in halting voice* Tris is in hospital. Briar is with The Person in Purple. Lalasa is taking to Sandry. This and other stuff happens today….*as after thought*….ah….on 'Daytime Soapies.'?

Cut to Lalasa an Sandry facing each other. Lalasa is trying to remember where she has seen Sandry before.

Lalasa: *thinking hard* Where...where?

Sandry: Umm….I might have seen you around town. I walk a lot. Well see ya.*try's to walk away*

Lalasa: *grabs her arm* Hey! I know where! You are one of Them! You're the person who has been sent by Them to muck up everything! I have you now!

Sandry: *innocently* I do not know what you are talking about.

Lalasa: Don't play dumb with me missy!

Sandry: *looks around desperately* I….I have to go bye some Fizzy Fizz Drink now.*breaks out of her hold and runs off*

Lalasa: Hey come back! *try to follow but can't run (seeing as she is pregnant)* Dam!!!

Cut to Cleon, Dom and the Figure shrouded in shadow. They are all looking at each other suspiciously.

Cleon: Now just what is going ton here? First Dom drags me in here and then you *points to Figure* come in and now I'm confused!

Dom: That's what I'd like to know!

Figure: I know the baby is not your's Dom.

Cleon and Dom: *gasp*

Figure: and I know you think the father is Cleon.

Cleon & Dom: *gasp*

Figure: And I have come to explain it all to you because I know all! And I am really smart!

Cleon & Dom: *gasp*

Figure: And you two are bumbling idiots who can only gasp!

Dom & Cleon: *gasp*

Cleon: *looks confused*

Dom: I resent that! But anyway, tell me! Who is the father!

Figure: I will tell you all in good time.

Cut to Tris laying in a hospital bed with machines that go beep and all those things that you see in hospitals.

Tris: ....*in coma*

Daja: *enters* Oh Tris! It's all my fault! I should have made you stay and tell me instead of getting a drink! Oh It's all my fault!!! *looks guilty*

Tris:......

Daja: The doctors say sometimes people can here in a coma so if you can here me I have to tell you something important.*takes deep breath* IonlywatedtoherewhatyoursecreatwasincaseIcould useitasblackmailagainstyoubecauseIloveBriarandIthinkhelikesyou. (Translation: I only wanted to here what your secret was in case I could use it as black mail against you because I love Briar and I think he likes you)

Tris: ............

Cut to Briar holding hand protectively over his pocket because the PIP want his note.

Briar: You can't have it! NO!!!!!

PIP: Fine, be a bum head.

Briar: What.?

PIP: Aww, come on please give me the note *puppy dog eyes*

Cut to picture of Rosethorn talking to Lark

Rosethorn: Oh Lark, Briar is missing!

Lark: What?

Rosethorn: I went out to look something up on the computers at the hospital and when I came back he was gone and it's been so long and I can't find him anywhere! It's horrible!

Lark: I know, lets go ask people if they have seen him. I'll go this way *points* and you go that way *points* ad we'll meet at the Shang training centre in an hour OK?

Rosethorn: OK, thank you. *walks away calling Briars name*

One Hour Later

Rosethorn: Did you find him?

Lark: No did you?

Rosethorn: Would I ask if.never mind.

Shang: Hello, have you ladies come to train in the arts of Shang?

Rosethorn & Lark: No

Shang: Oh then you have come for advice

Cut to Neal's dad sitting in a posh room looking sad.

Neal's Dad: Where is my son?

Neal: *enters* Dad.

Neal's Dad: I can even here his voice.

Neal: Dad, it's me. I'm back.

Neal's Dad: *looks up* SON! *hugs him* Where have you been? Why did you come back? Why didn't you come back sooner? Did you bring me a present? Did ya, did ya?

Neal: I can't tell you where I've been, but I went because I did something bad and I had to get away for a while. But now I'm back.

Neal's Dad: Oh I have to tell everyone. I'll make you something to eat! *goes to kitchen*

Neal: *to self* I came back because I did something even worse then the thing that made me leave and I have to own up...

Disembodied voice: I'm back. Did you miss me? They raised my pay so I'll do my job. Ahem…Next time on `Daytime Soapies' Will Tris every wake up and did she hear Daja's heart felt confession? Is Briar's Note safe and will Rosethorn find him in time to stop it being taken off him. What is this mysterious person going to tell Dom? Will the evil Sandry be caught? The Shang is going to give Lark and Rosethorn advice. What is with the lack of Dramatic Pauses? Find out these and other pressing issues on the next episode of `Daytime Soapies'!

Closing credits to theme song.

A/N: A question for you all: Should Cleon or should he not be the father of Lalasa's baby? I have two ways the story can go but I can't decide which one to use so tell me. Should Cleon be the father? Or should it be someone else (I'm not gonna tell you who...)

*sigh* FF.N is just not working for me. Only things in the login-ed bit work. So I am very sorry to all the people I said I'd email when I update *looks ashamed*, I will next time! I promise!!! If anyone else wants to be emailed when I update then leave your address in the review.