Daytime Soapies Chapter 5

A/N: Hi all! I'm doing all of this on a computer at the library `cause *growls* ff.n is still going weird for me...I think it has something to do with my web browser….oh well, I hope I e-mailed all the people I said I'd e- mail and sorry to those I didn't email last chapter. Please read and review!

Disclaimer: *thoughtfully* If only owned all the things Tamora Pierce owns.

Theme song plays while pictures of the characters picking their belly- button fluff flash buy.

Disembodied voice: Last time of `Daytime Soapies' Lark and Rosethorn are going to receive some advice off a Shang while Tris is still out of it. Neal has come home, what made him do this? What will Dom learn off the mysterious man, is Cleon the father of the baby(voting still open.) and can Briar keep his note from the evil clutches of the Person in Purple? Stay tuned to find out on today's dramatic episode of *dramatic pause* `Daytime Soapies'!

In the hospital Tris is laying in her bed, still unconscious, Neal walks in

Neal: Oh Tris…..this is horrible….

Daja: *enters* Oh Neal! You're back!

Neal: Yep.

Daja: Cool, ah did your Dad tell you abut Tris?

Neal: No, I was in the hospital for another reason and saw her name on the door and decided to pop i for a visit. What happened to her?

Daja: She was hit by a car, just crossing the road and knocked down for no reason.*darkly* if I find out who the person was who did this they will pay.

Neal: *worriedly* Umm…yes, ah I better be going...I...what day was she hit?

Tris: Ah, two days ago.

Neal: *face drained of any colour* Thanks, bye. *leaves very fast*

Cut to Rosethorn and Lark standing in front of a Shang who is siting with his legs crossed a looks like he is mandating.

Rosethorn: No we didn't come for advice.

Lark: *interrupting, pulling Rosethorn back to whisper to her* Rosy, let the old man give his advice. He looks sort of lonely and maybe it's the only time he gets to have people listen to him.

Rosethorn: Oh all right.but I severely doubt it, Shang tend to get listened to.*turning to the old Shang* so what's your advice?

Shang: I have lots o advice. What's your problem?

Lark: We have lost a boy, we need to find him.

Shang: .......very good.....

Rosethorn: What?! That is your advice? What a rip off, stupid old man!

Shang: Really lady, do you think a Shang gets to be as old as me being stupid?

Lark: *patiently* So what is your advice?

Shang: The one who strives to achieve Shang dreams of the day they will be able to crack wood with their head. The one who is Shang could crack wood with their head, but goes out and buys a chain-saw.

Rosethorn: *fuming* Why you stupid little man!!! I will rip you limb from limb!!!!!!!!!!

Shang: What? Fine, go look where you can not here a thing yet it is never quiet. *to self* Shesh, I try to give advice but nooo.

Lark: Thank you, lets go Rosy.

Rosethorn: *sarcastically* That was sooo much help.

Cut to Sandry sitting in a cave, you can here the sea in the back ground

Sandry: Dam! I almost had the boy warped around my little finger but he somehow got away, and the lady recognised me. Now I'll have to go into hiding. Curse her! *dramatic pause* Curse her till the day she buys a hamburger.

Cut to Cleon, Dom and the Figure.

Cleon: Tell us!!!

Dom: *pointedly* Like you don't know.

Cleon: What, hey do you think I'm the father. That would mean I'd have had to...eww....with Lalasa...gross! I mean no offence but she's just not my type.

Dom: Then why did you dump Kel?

Cleon: Hold on...there was that week where I was continuously drunk...hmmm...uh person tell me I'm not the father?

Figure: *smirk*

Dom: Tell me or I'll do something really mean like put ice-cream in your bed! I will!

Figure: *smirk*

Cut to Briar and PIP

PIP: That's it, you won't give me the note them I'll have to call in *dramatic pause* the boss. The Person in...dun dun duhh...Yellow! And his assistant the person in green! Ha, now you're gonna get it!

Briar: *backing away* Look you can not have my note. What do you want it for anyway?

PIP: None of your business *turns back, walks to phone and makes a quick phone call* yes...you are needed here...thank you mighty one...I like chicken...yes...good bye.*hang up* they will be here soon. Mwahahahahahahahahahah!

Disembodied voice: Next time on `Daytime Soapies' what will happen? I'm lazy and I don't know. Watch to find out!

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A/N: I go back to school next week!! I acutely like going to school for some weird reason, I mean no one has said `Shut up, woman' to me for ages *laughs hysterically says `No, you shut up' to no one in particular and keeps laughing* Hehehe, sorry about that...anyway I hate the work but apart from that I can't wait to get back. Ideas are warmly received along with comments and anything else you want to write in a review. So please click the little button down there and review!!! And I still can't decide weather Cleon is or is not the dad.

Eccie87: Hey, Cleon's not a jerk! Are you in KCN? Thanks for your review!

Lady Me: Eep! I think I might be addicted...Thanks for the review!

LadyKnight: I have to learn how to glomp...thanks for reviewing!

 White- wolf: Reviews! Reviews I love reviews! Thank you for giving me one

Hyacinth: I fink I was drinking to much Milo... When my internet *sob* is fixed I'll have a look at your stories! Thanks for reviewing!

Please review everyone! Hmmm....that was a short chapter, bye!