Daytime Soapies
Chapter 6
A/N: Hey! This authors note has nothing to do with the story but yeah so...ALWAYS
WHERE A HELMET!!!! If you have been told to or it says to then do! Always where
one if you is on a bike, horse, anything that needs a helmet! Anyway...sorry,
that was my bit of preaching so on with the story. Please read and review.
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing! Nothing I say!
Theme song plays while pictures of the characters doing handstands flash past.
Disembodied Voice: Today on `Daytime Soapies' what will happen to Briar when
the people in colour get to him? Will the smirking figure enlighten Cleon and
Dom? Where is this mysterious place the Shang talks about and will Tris be OK?
Neal is back, what is his big sin? Watch today's dramatic episode of `Daytime
Soapies' to find out!
Show Briar looking confused, standing in front of the PIP and a knock at the
door can be heard.
PIP: *triumphantly* That will be the Person In.dun dun duhh.Yellow! And his
assistant the Person In Green! *goes to answer door*
Person in Yellow: *enters sinisterly* Hello.Briar, I believe you have something
we want. May we please have it?
Briar: *getting a little bit scared and backing away* Never! You can not have
my note.
PIY(Person in Yellow): Fine I will have to take you in to...
PIP:...Duh duh duh...
PIY: ...The room!
Person in Green: *Shocked* Your yellow-ship, is that really necessary?
PIY: I believe so *walks to a door and goes in*
PIG: OK kid, in you go. *grabs Briar and pushes him towards the door*
Briar: Hey, the initials of your name spell PIG.I mean *thrashing about* Nooo!
Please, I'll do anything just not the...
PIP: ...dun dun duh...
Briar: ...Room! *gets shoved in to room*
PIG: *shuts door* Now we have to wait.
PIP: So what exactly happens in the...dun dun duh...room?
PIG: I don't know. I've only ever herd it. Listen.
From Room: *drill noises* Noooooo Please! Arrrrrrrrrrggggg! No you can not have
the note. Never!! *strange bouncing noise* Not...not the...*gurgle*
PIP: *wince*
From room: What? Give in? No, I will never give.*high pitched scream* *sound of
an apple being eaten* You wouldn't do that! No one is that heartless!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo *takes breath*
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.*scream*
PIP: Ouch, that one sounded painful.
PIG: It goes on like this till they give in, want a coffee?
PIP: Um yes, black please
From Room: Never! Never, no not the orange juice! Oh yes, I would like a `Fizzy
Fizz' Drink, mmmmm it's good! Thank you. What...you wouldn't, couldn't! Nooo,
the Tellitubbies!!!
PIP: *shudder*
From Room: Please no.*the strange sounds go on for a while*
PIY: *comes out of room* We have the note
Briar: *comes out looking horrified and wearing a Kangaroo suit* *in high
pitched hysterical voice* You can;t get away with this!
PIY: *Evilly* Ah, but Briar. I already have! Mwahahahahahahahahah!
PIP & PIG: AH...yes...Mwahahahahahahahahah!
Briar: Huh?
Cut to Figure smirking at Cleon And Dom.
Dom: *pleading* Please tell me! I need to know!
Cleon: Who are you anyway?
Figure: Someone all you simpletons thought was dead. But that is not the point,
I will tell you all you need to know if you both promise not to go near
Keladry. Dom: Keladry as in Mindelan?
Figure: Yes, she is mine and I don't need any competition
Cleon: Ah, OK.
Dom: SO who is the father?
Figure: I can safely say it is not *dramatic pause*....
Cut to Rosethorn and Lark sitting in the park, Trying to figure out what the
Shang meant.
Rosethorn: I have no clue
Lark: I must mean something...
Rosethorn: Or it could just be a crazy old man's rambling's, which will I
believe I wonder?
Lark: *tiredly* Rosy, we have to at lest try to figure it out.
Both: *think think think*
Cut to Neal sitting in a hospital waiting room, talking to himself.
Neal: *to self* I didn't, no it was someone else.it must have been. I still
have to find the one I *cough*. I have to tell the person it was me, but it
couldn't be Tris. *sigh* I am in big trouble.
Random Nurse: Hello, do you need help?
Neal: *off handedly* No, your beautiful face is all the help I could wish for.
Nurse: *blush, walks off*
Neal: *to self* What am I doing *whacks himself in the head* I mean, what a
corny line.
Cut to Lalasa standing in an elegant room. Dom's Mum Enters. (A/N: I don't know
who Dom's mum is so I`m just inventing one.)
Lalasa: Hello, how are you?
Dom's Mum: Ah Lalasa. I'm fine. But I have come to warn you. Lets cut to the
point. *dramatic pause* Say away from my Dom, you are not right for each other.
Lalasa: *Looks shocked*
Disembodied Voice: What is Dom's Mum doing? Who is not the father and who is
this figure, who says everyone thinks he is dead. Will Briar get his note back
and what is Neal talking about? Find out next time on `Daytime Soapies'!
Cut to closing credits, while theme song plays.
A/N: This story has no regular chapter length...oh well. Please review! As
always comments, suggestions or anything will be greeted with hysterical
laughter and great happiness!! Oh and I'm back at school (Yah!!!) so I'll
probably get a chapter out every weekend.
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