Daytime Soapies
Chapter 7

A/N: *coughs into hand* A-hem, he he he well I know I haven't up dated in a looooooooooong time but my computer finally carked it...after a long time of not letting me go to certin sites and loosing my work it finally died, so I claim greiving as my excuse....do you forgive me? This has been siting in mycomputer for ages waiting for me to upload it. Sorry!Please read and review!

Disclaimer: *grumble* No I refuse to say it! You can't make me! *sigh* OK, fine I don't own anything.

Theme song plays while pictures of the characters turning into werewolves flash past
Disembodied Voice: Hello and welcome to today dramatic episode of `Daytime Soapies'! Today, what is Dom's Mum's problem? Will Tris ever wake up? Will Neal come clean about what he has done, whatever that happens to be. Will the smirking figure finally tell Dom and Cleon who the father is? The answers to these and many other questions will.might be answered on today's dramatic episode of *dramatic pause* `Daytime Soapies'!

Show Dom and Cleon facing the figure, they are looking at him in anticipation of his next words.

Figure: I can safely say the father is not...*dramatic pause* you, Dom.

Dom: *blink* Umm....*blink* we already knew that I wasn't the father.

Figure: *smirk* So?

Dom: *shakes head* Well who is it?

Cleon: Look man, I need to get back to work so hurry up, OK?

Figure: *being slow to annoy them* And it's not....*dramatic pause* Briar.

Dom: *grumbling* I never even suspected him.

Figure: And it's not....*lists almost every male in the town except Cleon, Tobe and himself*

Dom: So it could only be either of you two seeing as Tobe is what...nine? Ten at most. *threateningly* So which of you is it?

Figure: *laughing* Fool, she was on a cruise. People from all over the world where on it. OK, here. *leans down and whispers in his ear* The father of Lalasa's baby is....
Cut to a hospital room, Tris is still out of it, laying on the bed and Daja is siting next to her bed.

Daja: When will you wake up? *in a complaining voice*It's getting really boring siting here all the timedoing nothing.

Tris:.....

Beeping machine Tris is connected to: *normal speed*Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. *suddenly going really fast* Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

Doctor: *running in* Quick nurse, I think she's going into Okopooked. We must try to administer Dertonifcation!

Nurse: *rushing in* Yes doctor.

Doctor and Nurse: *do weird things while Daja bights her finger nails*

Daja: *biting fingernails*

Doctor: She's stable, *dramatic pause* for now. But she has developed Gonikaplting. Her Domnopea will close and she wont be able to drink `Fizzy Fizz drink' (Mmmm it's good), every again if we don't give her a Yummnbuy injection.

Daja: Well do it!

Doctor: I would but *dramatic pause* her Frogetion is very unstable and if I don't get the dose of Yummnbuy exactly right it could be very bad!

Daja: *pleadingly* Isn't there any other way?

Doctor: *sadly, shaking his head* I'm afraid not. It's up to you to decide, do I give this girl the injection or not? No presure.

Daja: *wringing her hands* I...I don't know.

Doctor: You have an hour to think it over.

Cut to Lalasa looking shocked and Dom's Mum being evil.

Lalasa: *indignantly* Look, I respect your right as his mother, but we are in love and nothing you can do or say will change that!

Dom's Mum: We'll see about that. I know things about him that you couldn't even imagine. And things about you I'm sure you don't want him to know.

Lalasa: *walking away from her* Nothing could come between us, we don't care about petty things like what I'm sure you are thinking of.

Dom's Mum: Well you wont mind if I tell him about your colourful friends, will you?

Lalasa: *spinning to face her* You wouldn't!

Dom's Mum: Try me little girl, or rather*looking at Lalasa's Belly* Not so little! *laughs*

Cut to Kel looking at Neal. Neal is siting on a table in a cafe looking at thin air.

Kel: *walks up to him* Hi there!

Neal: Oh, hi.

Kel: *sweetly* You don't look to happy to see me...

Neal: Sorry, I was thinking...

Kel: *leaning towards him, in purring voice* About what?

Neal: Nothing, nothing...

Kel: Why don't we go out tonight. To cheer you up.

Neal: Umm...maybe some other time. *gets up and leaves*

Kel: Dam! I'll have to go find Dom, how am I going to make Cleon jealous I can't get some one to go out with me?!

Cut to Briar tied up. The people in colours have left.

Briar: *mouth is gagged* Mumble mumble, mumble mumble!

A lady: *walks in* Oh my poor boy! Let me help you! *unties him*

Briar: Thank you, now I must go and get my note back.

Lady: First, help me untie the others.

Briar: Others?

Lady: *points to other doors* Come on, lets go rescue them.

Disembodied Voice: Next time on `Daytime Soapies' who rescued Briar? And who else is prisoner? Will Daja decide to tell the doctor to give Tris the injection and will Dom's Mum really do the unthinkable? And will he figure finally tell the truth? Watch next
episode to find out!

Cut to closing credits while theme song plays.

A/N: You read this even though I took so long? Awww, you is all sweeties! *looks at last sentence* That was weird even for me...please review!

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