Daytime Soapies Easter Special Chapter 8

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A/N: Happy Easter!!! *gives everyone an Easter egg* Chocolate and no school for two weeks!!!!

Theme song plays while pictures of the characters standing on their heads and trying to eat spaghetti flash past.

Disembodied voice: I should get Easter leave like everyone else but nooooo, they wont me to work. *grumble grumble* Blah, Blah, Blah. All this stuff's happening, I should at least be getting paid overtime!!

Cut to Tris' room in the hospital. The doctor is looking at Daja.

Daja: What will I chose!!

Doctor: You will have to decide quickly. I have to either give her the injection or not, it's a big decision. Choose wisely. No pressure of course.

Daja: Hold on, why am I deciding? Shouldn't a family member decide or something?

Doctor: *blink blink* Errr.Hurry and decide!!

Daja: Ok, I decide that.Tris will have the injection!! *collapses onto chair*

Doctor: Good, nurse prepare all we will need. We have to act quickly!!

Doctor and Nurse: *run around doing weird things with big needles*

Daja: I hope I made the right decision.

Cut to Briar and Lady untying a man in a room.

Briar: SO who are you and who is this person?

Lady: This man is one of the most powerful mages in the world, Numair.

Briar: Oh Ok.*pauses* Hey, how come he has magic when everyone else doesn't?

Lady: *ignores question* Sir, are you awake?

Numair: *mumbles in-coherently*

Lady: *takes gag pout off his mouth*

Numair: I'd like a coffee with cream and some chocolate cake please.

Lady and Briar: What?

Numair: Look, my request was simple. You are the servants aren't you? And I would like to lodge a complaint, this room is atrocious. I can't believe this is a five star hotel. Really, it could at least be clean!

Lady: Umm, sir where do you think you are?

Numair: At the `You can come peacefully or we can take you' Hotel, that's what the men who came to collect me said.

Briar: Did it occur to you to question why you are tied up.

Numair: No, I`m working on a very important magical problem at the moment. It takes up my whole head.

Lady: Ahhhh, *scratches head* Ok, well could you please help us untie the people in the other rooms?

Numair: OK, but it better be quick. Who are you anyway?

Lady: It doesn't matter. Lets hurry.*all go off and untie other people*

Cut to the face off between Lalasa and Dom's mum.

Lalasa: Excuses me but I think you refer to my baby!

Dom's Mum: Yes, and he told me he isn't the father, that was the straw that broke the donkey's back! I had to come around and stop this relationship!!

Lalasa: *walking to door an opening it* I think you should leave.

Dom's Mum: Fine but remember my threat, stay away from him or I'll tell him about your *dramatic pause* past. *sweeps out off room*

Lalasa: The nerve.*looks nervously at belly*

Cut to Figure about to tell Dom and Cleon who the father is.

Figure: The father of Lalasa's Baby is.*dramatic pause* is...THE EASTER BUNNY!!

Dom and Cleon: *gasp* Really?

Figure: No, not really. You two are so gullible. The father is some guy named Liam from far away, *blink* he rides a kangaroo an has six fingers.

Dom: Oh, so there's really no chance of me catching his and bashing his brains in? But I can still get revenge. Do you have his address?

Figure: *pulls piece of paper out of pocket* Here you go. Now remember your promise to stay away from Keladry!!

Both: Yep *leave*

Figure: Now to go claim my girl.

Cut to Kel walking around looking for Dom, so she can make Cleon Jealous.

Kel: Where is he? *sees Dom enter carrying a large package and goes up to his* hi!

Dom: Hello, Kel.

Kel: So what's in the parcel?

Dom: N..nothing, it's not a stink bomb I'm going to post to the person who knocked up Lalasa, what ever gave you the idea?

Kel: I don't know, so you want go out sometime?

Dom: Ah no *talks like words are rehearsed* I am in a loving and caring and trusting relationship with Lalasa and she did not tell me to say this when asked.

Kel: Oh, well then. Bye.

Dom: Yeah, I have to go post my revenge.I mean my parcel. *walks out again*

Kel: Now who am I going to use?

Figure: *walks in without his cloak but with a cap, sun glasses on and a really big jacket reading `I am NOT one of the People in Colour'* Hi there.

Kel: Hi.

Figure: Hey as a matter of interest, no one still lives here who would remember an incident that happened say.ten years ago?

Kel: *puzzled* No, only Rosethorn and Lark.

Figure: Oh good, *takes off glasses, hat and jacket to reveal a beautiful face, pale skin, long blond hair and perfectly toned muscles* Hi, I'm Joren. Your Kel?

Kel: Yes, pleased to meat you.

Joren: Good, you should be. I don't like you but I feel attracted to you so do you want to get into a relationship where I'll treat you badly but I can't help it because I don't have any other way to express my feelings for you and you'll feel sorry for me and try to help me?

Kel: Ah OK, lets go out. Somewhere like.The Dancing Dove, Cleon.Err I mean people go there all the time.

Joren: God your weird, you should go off and be a lady, lets go!

Cut to a to Lark and Rosethorn still thinking

Rosethorn & Lark: *think think*

Lark: Ok, the Shang said "look where you can not here a thing yet it is never quiet" What could it mean?

Rosethorn: If I knew I would have told you by now! Hey what's that?

Lark: I don't know..

That: Hello!! I'm the EASTER BUNNY!!

Lark: The EASTER BUNNY?! Really? *excited* I have a question? How do you deliver all the egg in time?

EASTER BUNNY: I don't, other people do it for me. The Easter Bilby helps, and the Tooth fairy if she has time. But that's not the point. I have come to help you. More advice; Look where colours are flashing like a rainbow but evil is in them. *throws Easter eggs and hops off*

Rosethorn: Fat lot of help he was! Now we're even more confused!!

Lark: I got chocolate!!!

Cut to Neal walking up and down out side the hospital.

Neal *to self* I have to tell her. I have to own up.but I can't. Everyone will hate me.

Mysterious voice: No they wont. No one will hate you, and even if they do it must be better then you hating your self!!

Neal: Who are you? *turns around to face person* *gasp* You're the EASTER BUNNY!!!

EASTER BUNNY: Yes, and you know what you must do.

Neal: Yes! I will go and confess!! Thank you EASTER BUNNY!! How can I ever repay you?

EASTER BUNNY: Thee is no need, although if you really want to you could end cash to this address. *hands over P.O. Box address* Farewell!! *bounces off throwing Easter eggs*

Neal: *waving good bye* We love you EASTER BUNNY!!! Your almost as good as a `Fizzy Fizz Drink, mmmm.It' good! Bye!!!

Disembodied Voice: Next time On Daytime soapies, has the EASTER BUNNY's advice helped any body and did Daja make the right decision? Will Joren find out Kel is using him? Find out next time of `Daytime Soapies"

Theme song plays to closing credits.

A/N: Have a happy Easter! And if you don't celebrate Easter then have fun at what every you do celebrate, or just have a good day!! Please review!!

Sage of Darkness: Thank you!!! Awww, that's so sweet...you called it crazy!! And when your watching TV it might fall on your head...

Lady Marie: I finally told who the Mysterious figure is...*sigh*It was hard... Thank you!!*big smile*

mashedpotato10: Thank you!!*takes cake and starts to dance around singing* I got a cake!! I got a cake!!

Insane Kitten: *looks puzzled* You confused me by changing your name...Oh well.... I finally told who the father is! Bet you wern't expecting that were you? Thanks for reviewing

Kaelin: *gasp* Don't be mean to Cleon... I ended up picking someone totally different, just to be weird. Thank you for reviewing!!!

Lady Me: Thank you!!!!!!!

Eve of Mirkwood: Thank you! Has someone been watching Neighbours, hmmm? I had to tell everyone....It was really hard!!!!

White-wolf: I finally coughed it up, now everyone knows...I'll have to think of something else to make you all guess at and not tell you for ages...Thank you for reviewing!!

Eccie87: You use computers in English class??? Thank you for reviewing!!!

Karana: *sigh* I know....they are ooc, I try to make them as in character as I can. I didn't know that about Lalasa...maybe I can work it into the story somehow...Thankyou for reviewing!!!

God Bye!! Happy Easter and Review!!!!!!!!!!