Day Time Soapies

Chapter 9

Disclaimer: *sob* It only just sank in.*sniff* I mean I know I've been saying it for ages but what I've been saying only just really got into my brain.*bursts into tears* I really don't own any of the characters!

A/N: Hi! I am soooooo sorry this took so long to do!!! No more talking, on with story!

Theme song plays while pictures of the characters skinny dipping flash past *readers look away because they really did not need to see that*

Disembodied voice: Hello and welcome to another chapter of *dramatic pause* Daytime soapies! Last time on the show Daja decided what would happen to Tris, did she make the right decision? Neal decided to confess, but what? Lark and Rosethorn were given some more advice but will it help them find Briar and who is this lady that helped Briar? All these questions and more might be answered on today's episode of Daytime soapies!!

Cut to somewhere in some country. There is a house that the mail has just been delivered to. Liam walks out the do and picks up a package. He opens the note on the package.

Liam: I wonder who this could be from? *reads note out loud* "Think it's funny to knock up other peoples girlfriends do you? Well I think this is funny." What in the world could that mean?

Package: Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick...

Liam: What the...?

Package: Tick, tick, tick,*a green gas starts to come out of he package*

Liam: Oh my...freaking hell. THAT STINKS!!!!! *smell sticks to him*

Package: *looks smug*

Liam: I'll smell like this for ages,but it could be worse. It could explode and shower me with goo that smells even worse and doesn't come off for years*looks scared* Oh shit.*drops package and starts running away*

Package: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...*everything is suddenly shrouded in cloud of green goo*

Cut to Neal standing in the police station. Receptionist: How can I help you?

Neal: I need to talk to someone about some information I have about a recent crime.

Receptions: Ah, Ok well please wait in this room here *leads Neal to a room* and I'll send someone in.

Neal: Thanks.

Receptionist: *leaves*

Neal: How long will they be I wonder? *sits down on chair* It's taking a long time. How long does it take to end a person in to listen to information. *gets up and walks around the room* They're making me wait on purpose to freak me out. That's it! It's their sick mind games. Well it won't work on me! I'm going to stay calm and refined and I am not gonna loose it...*runs to door an bangs hands against it* WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Door: *opens*

Person: *walks in* Hello, I'm officer Goldenlake, you can call me Raoul.

Neal: *calming self and pretending nothing happened* Are you here to listen to my evidence?

Raoul: Yes. So what is it? Hold on I'll put a recorder. OK what evidence do you want to give us.

Neal: Well...

Cut to Lalasa talking to Kel in front of a house. Lalasa: Hi Keladry! *Waves*

Kel: Oh, Hi Lalasa! Oh my god!! Are you pregnant? I mean your not really showing much but I can just see a sort of bulge, unless of corse your just putting on weight.

Lalasa: No I am pregnant!

Kel: *indignantly* Why haven't you told me?

Lalasa: I have told everyone but you have been sort of not around, someone told me you were off with a new ...*waggels eyebrows* friend.*grin*

Kel: *blush* Well he's sort of a new boyfriend...sort of.

Lalasa: Well who is he?!

Kel: *looks over Lalasa's shoulder* Here he comes.

Joren: *walks up beside Kel* Where the hell have you been? *looks at Lalasa* You look like shit. Have you been up all night? And you Mindelan, loose weight and act more lady like. *smirk*

Kel: Well I've got to be off. Coming Joren? Bye Lalasa. *walks off*

Joren: *to self* God, she's sexy.*yells out* Wait up woman! *catches up with Kel*

Lalasa: Weirdos...

Cut to Briar standing in a group of people he has just helped untie.

Briar: So, who are these people and who are you?

Lady: I was *dramatic pause* a friend of your mothers.

Briar: You know who my mother is?

Lady: What do you mean is? I thought she was dead!

Briar: So did I! But then I got a note from her and she said I need to rescue her! And those bum heads in colours took the note!!!

Lady: *looks horrified* No?! How could they? I'll help you find you mother, lets not even consider the fact that it could all be a hoax and go charging off to look for you mother!!!

Briar: But who are these people?

Lady: What? Oh, they're just innocent bystanders that the people in Colour kidnapped to cover your kidnapping. But the police haven't even noticed they are gone yet, slack.

Numair: What about me?

Lady: You're a powerful mage that is gonna help us find Briar's mum. Ok, lets go! *all run out door*

Innocent bystanders: *look dazed and confused*

Cut to Daja in the hospital waiting room Daja: I hope she's Ok.

Nurse: *walk out to waiting room*

Daja: Is Tris alright?

Nurse: She is *dramatic pause* dead. I and really sorry.

Daja: No, it can not be *breaks down into sobs* Briar will never *sob* like me if he finds out I got *sob* his crush killed.

Nurse: Oh, hold on. Did you say Tris? *slaps forehead* Silly me, I thought you said Bliss, Tris is fine. She should be able to leave the hospital very soon.

Daja: What? She's fine? *jumps around* Yeah!!! She's OK!!! *runs to window, yells out it* SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE!!!!!!

Random person: Really? That's so amazing, but tell someone who cares.

Daja: *running around hugging random people* She's OK, she's OK!!!

Nurse: Doctor, I think we need a sedative here.

Cut to Kel sitting in the Dancing Dove next to Joren who is glaring at everyone.

Kel: *looking around for someone* Where is he?

Joren: Who?

Kel: No one...no one..*spots Cleon* Ah, Joren? You wouldn't perhaps want to shock me with an amazingly great kiss that I will try to resist but I wont be able to because you're such a good kisser, would you?

Joren: As if I'd want to kiss you.*pulls her onto his lap and starts kissing her in a way you probably shouldn't kiss someone in public*

Cleon: *sees them* Kel? *looks slightly jealous* Hang on, I broke up with her because I'm in love with someone else, why would I be jealous. Just 'cause we never kissed like that, *looks thoughtful* and just because he's, err...I mean she's, yes -she-Kel-She, just because Kel's so hot.

Kel: *break away from Joren* Oh, hi Cleon. This is Joren

Cleon: We've met.

Kel: Yes, he's my new boyfriend. Are you jealous?

Cleon: *avoiding answer* I have to go now. Bye! *runs out*

Joren: I have to go too *gets up and walks away, talking to self* I have to go get rid of some more competition, next on list *dramatic pause* Dom.

Cut to Lalasa and Dom talking Dom: Lalasa, *softly* I know who the father is, some one told me.

Lalasa: Who?

Dom: What, who's the father or who told me?

Lalasa: Who told you?

Dom: He didn't tell me who he was. Tall fellow, smirked a lot.

Lalasa: *worried look, walks up and takes his hands* Who did he say the father was?

Dom: You should know but I`ll tell you anyway *dramatic pause* LIAM!!

Lalasa: *confused* Who?

Dom: You know, Liam...from a long way away...

Lalasa: Honey, sweetie, babe. Liam, who every he is, is not the father.The father is someone you would not know.*Has flash back*

Air: *goes wavy*

***** Figure(Who we all know as Joren): Is it true?

Lalasa: What?

Figure(A.k.a Joren): The reason you called me here is to tell me the baby is really mine, *dramatic pause* is this true.

Lalasa: Well...yes, but that's not why I called you here. ******End flash back.

Lalasa: The father is Joren!

Dom: *gasp* NO!.....Who?

Lalasa: *sigh* think I need a "Fizzy Fizz Drink".

Cut to Lark and Rosethorn standing around looking lost Lark: Have you though of what it could mean yet?

Rosethorn: No, if I had I would have told you!!!

Lark: *offended* I was just asking...*eats a bit of chocolate*

Disembodied voice: Next time on `Daytime Soapies' will Daja finally find out Tris' secrete? Are Rosethorn and Lark any closer to finding Briar? And what else will happen? To find out tune in next time for another episode of *dramatic pause* `Daytime Soapies'!!

Theme song Plays to closing credits

A/N: Ha! You all thought Liam was really the father, didn't you?! Well *blush* so did I, till I re-read the whole story and realised that in the second chapter Lalasa said Joren, then known as The Figure, was the father. I had totally forgotten. Well please press that beautiful little button down there and review, if you do you deepest wish will come true *fingers crossed behind back* I promise!

I have decide I will not say Thank you more than once this chapter so, Thank you! (That's twice?) Now I can't say it again...

Sage of Darkness: Yep, Aussie! Garh! Soapies are addictive...and proboble bad for you health...

Insane Kitten: Th...err...*blinnk*appreciation for you review?

Lady Starhawk: *smirk* Ideas, ideas, ideas.

White-wolf: Tha... *hands over mouth*.....no can't say it! Ummm, your review is happily recieved?

Lady Me: Oooooh, long review! I thought the father was Liam...this story is even confusing me.... *grin* I like long reviews!!

Well I'm gonna say it a thrid time (so much for one) Thank you!!! (*sigh* I love those words.)