Chapter 10
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Authors Note: I know I should have updated sooner! *Looks ashamed* I was being lazy, reading when I should have been writing…. One Million apologies are heaped on top of your computers!!!!
Theme song ('Everybody Dance Now') Plays while pictures of the characters eating grass flash past.
Disembodied Voice: I today's exciting episode of 'Daytime Soapies' will Tris finally reveal her secrete? Who did Cleon dump Kel for and is Kel's plan working? Will Briar and the Lady find Briars mother and will Lark and Rosethorn find Briar? Is it all a wild goose chase? When is Lalasa going to have her baby? Watch this episode to find out!
Cut to Tris in her hospital room, sitting up and looking around.
Tris: What happened?
Daja: *running into room* TRIS!!! You're all right!!! *Hugging Tris* I was so worried…. Do you want a 'Fizzy Fizz' drink? Mmmmm, it's good! So*dramatic pause* what's your secrete?
Tris: *looking politely confused* Secrete?
Daja: The one you were going to tell me before the accident. Remember?
Tris: No, actually come to think of it. I don't remember anything…um…who are you?
Daja: *looks shocked* Your kidding right?
Tris: *shakes head*
Daja: You mean…. *looks angry* You mean that I waited around here and worried and fretted about you and what you secrete was and you can't even tell me?! *Yelling* What a great friend you are! You know what, I don't even what to talk to you ever again! Goodbye! *Stalks out door*
Tris: *weekly* Bye.
Cut to Lark and Rosethorn sitting around still trying to figure out what the riddle mean.
Lark: I know lets just go around and ask people if they've seen him.
Rosethorn: But what about the advice?
Lark: Weren't you the one who didn't want the advice in the first place? And I just realised something, we are taking advice from and old man we have never met before and the Easter Bunny…anyway what would they know about Briar being missing?
Rosethorn: *Wide-eyed* I bet…I bet they know where he is and they just didn't want to tell us!! Lets get them!
Lark: *looing slightly worried* We only know where the Shang is.
Rosethorn: Lets get him then!! *Runs off*
Cut to A dark, dank room. There is a table in the middle and a group of people are sitting around it. They are The People In Colours.
Person in Yellow: *yelling* I call this meeting to order! Our first order of business is how our plan is going. Well?
Person In Purple: I got the note!!!
PIY: What?
PIP: *waving the note around* The note! The one you sent me to get off the boy that Sandry was interested in…the note?
PIY: Ahh…Purple, didn't you get the memo? I sent it down to you; we didn't need that note after all…
PIP: But you came and got it!
PIY: That was when I thought it was important, after I read it I realised we had got the wrong person and note…it's not important to the Plan at all.
PIP: Fine them! *Walks from room sulking*
PIY: Anyway, any other news?
PIG: *looking at table* Well so far we have managed to do really nothing…. since we lost Red we haven't been the same…But our new plan is going well! I have the place booked and the invitations are in the mail, the truth serum and anger serum are ready to be put in the drinks.
PIY: *leaning back in chair* We might just pull it off. Our ultimate goal is not lost. We might still be able to *dramatic pause*Make everyone dislike each other very much!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahah!
PIG & PIP: *cough* Mwahahahahahahahahah!
Cut to Sandry standing around in a room looking worried. She is pacing back and forth and muttering to her self.
Sandry: I almost had him! If those stupid Colours hadn't got involved. I could have carried out their precious plan single-handed! Briar would have made those old ladies mean and they would have infected their other students and…hold on…. I think I'm forgetting something…. something from before I came here *thinks hard* Something about getting disciplined…*pushes away memories of before the author kidnapped them all from their old worlds* Oh well. I might have to rejoin the Colours, just to see that they don't stuff everything up…
Disembodied Voice: Next time on 'Daytime Soapies'! Who are these Colours and what is their plan? Sandry is going back to them and Tris has lost here memory! What are Cleon, Kel and everyone else doing because they weren't in this episode? Will this ever make sense? I doubt it! But to find out please tune in next time to *dramatic pause* 'Daytime Soapies'!
Closing credits play to theme song.
A/N: *sigh* My conscience got to me, it told me I had to confess my wrongdoing. I told it I didn't really lie because I had my fingers crossed but it said it's still a lie. So I have to say…*takes deep breath* Reviewing doesn't actually make you wishes come true in an actual real sense of the word true. *Everyone gasps* I know, I know I am a very bad person, sorry! Will you forgive me enough to…*dramatic pause* Review?
Conscience: *wacks Evilstrawberry over head with fridge*
Me: What? I apologised. What do you mean you can't apologise and ask for reviews in the same sentence? *Glares at conscience*
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