Chapter 12
Disclaimer: I am saving up to buy them, but at the moment I do not own any of the characters…
A/N: *Looks amazed* Updating in less than a month? Who am I and what have I done with the real me?
*Theme song plays while pictures of the characters walking around in the dark crashing into things flash past*
Disembodied Voice: Today on 'Daytime Soapies' why is everyone suddenly dropping everything they are doing and going to the ball? Will Tris reagin her memory and will Sandry finally win Briar? Briar is still searching for his mother and other stuff was happening before they all got invitations to this ball. To find out please read today's episode of *dramatic pause* Daytime Soapies!!!
Show picture of a decorated ballroom. All the People in colours are there.
PIY: Now all we have to do is wait for everyone to turn up and eat and drink and our plan will *dramatic pause* finally take action!
PIG: Look people are already turning up outside! *Points out window*
PIY: Ok, one last check…*ticking off on fingers* Food, music, seating, truth potion, I think that's all. Well. Open the doors Green and then run to our hiding position…lets get to it!
Cut to outside, People are milling around waiting for the doors to open.
Lalasa: Dom, *excitedly* Everyone's here! Everyone!! It's amazing; I didn't know all these people got an invitation!
Dom: Yeah, hey there's Cleon. Lets go talk to him *walks over to Cleon* Hey.
Cleon: Hey, you're here too! Mad, it's gonna be one hell of a party!!
Lalasa: Yep. And look, a bunch of people is wearing my clothes designs!
Cleon: *muttering to self* Yeah, and they look hideous…
Lalasa: What was that?
Cleon: Umm…the ones who aren't look piteous?
Lalasa: Oh…OK then…
Cut to Tris talking to Briar
Tris: Hi
Briar: Tris, you're out of hospital!! *Hugs her*
Tris: Umm…yeah, who are you?
Briar: Oh yeah you got amnesia! Well I'm your friend Briar and… *has idea*… and I always lean you things. Speaking of which, before the accident I lent you some money. I wouldn't ask for it back but I have to eat…so…
Tris: Ahh…OK. How much?
Briar: Twenty bucks should do… for a start.
Tris: *Gives him money* Hey they're opening the doors! Lets go!
Everyone: *run inside*
Cleon: Wow! Look at all the food!
Neal: Yeah, and all the Fizzy Fizz Drink, Mmmmm it's good!
Lalasa: Hey guys, look at all the famous people who came. The Lioness, King Jon…everyone! I have to go meet them! *Walks up to Alanna* Hello! My name is Lalasa and you are one of my heroes!
Alanna: Really? That makes me happy every time someone tells me that! I just like to think I make a difference…*takes sip of a drink*
Lalasa: Really?
Alanna: *strange look on face* No not really, I find you people very annoying. In fact I wish you'd all leave me alone!
Lalasa: *gasp* Fine then! Snob! *Walks off*
Alanna: What made me say that? I don't really think that…most of the time…
Cut to Numair and Niko talking to each other.
Niko: So, you're a great mage too, huh?
Numair: Yeah. The best…
Niko: Do you know who I am? Niko Goldeneye! I am the best!
Numair: Nu-ah! I am! I know the king!
Niko: Yeah, well my student has whether magic and only I could see it at first and she helped win a war and was stuck in an earthquake and is only fourteen and she's already a full mage!
Numair: Yeah? Well mine has wild magic and she really pretty and we're together and she can talk to animals and she once had the power to raise the dead and she was a vessel for a god and her dads a god and her mum was just made a god and she once got lots of skeletons to crush a castle and she can turn into animals and she can heal and she's just better then yours and didn't your one loose her memory anyway?
Niko: Yeah…well…you're a but head!
Cut to Alanna talking to Jon.
Alanna: I keep saying things I wouldn't normally…
Jon: Me too…*takes sip of drink* Like before I told Thyet I only married her for lust and that I was really in love with you still.
Alanna: Really? You're still in love with me?
Jon: Yep.
Alanna: *nods head* Well stay with Thyet because I love George and she's the best you are ever going to get…*takes sip of drink* You…you…*explodes* YOU TOOK THE BESY YEARS OF MY LIFE!!! I SHARED MY BED WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY…BY…by…*stops and looks shocked* I think I'll just go over here now…*walks away*
Cut to Kel, Joren and Cleon talking.
Kel: So Cleon, who are you here with?
Joren: *glare*
Cleon: No one.
Kel: What about that girl that you…you know…left the party for?
Cleon: *looks confused* what the? Oh, Ummm…she sort of left me…said I was too fickle…who would have guessed? I see you've done well for you self…
Kel: Yep, this is my boyfriend Joren.
Cleon: Where have I heard that name before?
Joren: Nowhere. *Blink*
Cleon: Well Kel, he's certainly a good catch…
Joren: *smirk*
Cleon: *takes sip of drink* I mean look at him, he's hot! He is really hot! I mean look at his eyes! They are so sexy and look at the muscle on him! And his hair! Gods, I am so jealous…. *stops and looks confused* Umm…I think I'll go get another drink now…
Joren: I knew my animal magnetism was great but it must be better than I thought…. *smirk*
Kel: *looks confused*
Cut to a shot from over head. You see everyone drinking and eating and dancing. Everyone is drinking a lot of the strange, new drink on offer….
Disembodied Voice: Next time on 'Daytime Soapies' what else will be revealed? What other secrets will the People In Colours learn and who else will be extremely embarrassed. *Takes sip of drink* You know, I don't even like this job!! Every one always like the characters and says how much they were funny or they love them or they hate them! But no one even mentions the Disembodied Voice! When was the last time anyone ever thought of me? I bet people don't even read what I say. They just skip over it! Would you skip over it if I were Joren or Dom speaking? WOULD YOU??? * Calms down & looks shocked* Umm…. where did that come from?
Theme song plays to closing credits
Authors Note: He he he…I think I said last chapter I knew what was gonna happen, well I was wrong…the story just sort of goes 'lets do this!' and I can't say no…this is just getting silly *shakes head* Oh well…everyone please review. Comments, constructive criticism and anything else you might happen to want to say please do! I only need 1 reviews to get to 100…not that I'm counting or anything…
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