Chapter 13
Disclaimer: I've said it again and again…I DO NOT own the characters AT ALL not even one little bit…though if Tammy would like to sell me Joren *looks around hopefully*
Authors Note: Hmmmm…another chapter in a comparatively short time…I wonder what sort of drugs have been put in my food…and where can I find more of them…
Pictures of the characters cleaning windows with their hair flash past to the Theme song 'Everybody dance Now."
Disembodied Voice: Today on 'Daytime Soapies' all out hero's secrets are being revealed, but how? Will anyone ever be able to get back to normal life after this ball? Read to find out on today dramatic episode of *dramatic pause* 'Daytime Soapies'!
Show everyone in the ballroom. They are all talking but some people are looking extremely embarrassed and trying to avoid other people.
Cleon: I don't know what came over me…I mush have gone temporally insane. *Walks around for a while* Well…. this is not as interesting as it could be. I wish I had someone to dance with…or even talk to. Talking to ones self cannot be healthy.
Joren & Kel: *talking as they walk around aimlessly*
Joren: Lets ditch this party and get away from all these bozos!
Kel: We can't leave.
Joren: But-
Kel: Full stop and no returns. *Sees Cleon* Hey Cleon. What's up?
Cleon: Oh nothing*takes sip of drink* I was just wondering how you ever got over our break up so quickly *claps hands over mouth*
Kel: What? I…. I…*takes sip of drink to calm self* I didn't! I looked around for someone to go out with to make you jealous!! Woops…
Joren: *darkly* We need to talk. *Leads way to quiet corner*
Kel: *nervous* Joren, I-
Joren: *glare* You where only going out with me to make Cleon jealous!
Kel: No! Well *dramatic pause* yes, at first but now I know I really love you! *Takes his hands*
Joren: *hurt look, pulls hands away* I loved you, *tales sip of drink* I blackmailed and bribed people to stay away from you so you' d be all mine and this is what I get in return? I was finally being able to show my feelings and now I have gone back to my old, unfeeling self!
Kel: *hand on forehead in I'm-about-to-feint gesture* It's not like that! I do love you. Cleon is in the past!
Joren: But you where willing to pretend to go out with me to get him back! You must have thought you loved him, what if that is what happens to me. You love me till you find someone more interesting!
Kel: No, what I felt for Cleon was…. was not like this. It was more juvenile. I have grow up, I know I love you an always will! Please, *begging and grabbing the front of his shirt* please we can make this work…
Joren: I don't think we can.
Kel: But…but…
Joren: Yes, I do have a great butt and I'm sure you'll miss it but that just can't keep the relationship together. *Storms off*
Cut to Jon and Thyet talking.
Jon: Honey, I don't really still love Alanna! Really I don't! I must have gone temporally insane or something…Please forgive me!!
Thyet: Can I have an expensive new dress and a whole box of Fizzy Fizz drinks if I do?
Jon: OK.
Thyet: *jumping into his arms* I forgive you!
Cut to Sandry walking around looking for Briar.
Sandry: *whispers under breath* Briar, Briar where are you?
Rosethorn: *walks up to Sandry* Hello, have you seen a boy. He'd be about fourteen or fifteen or something and so tall, black hair and almond shaped eyes…. sort of good looking. Plants like him.
Sandry: *lying through teeth* Never heard of him. *Takes sip of drink* I…. I…*trying to hold voice in* I…have been looking for him too! I do know him! I put him under a spell with my many charms and good looks and I had him in my control for a long time till he go away somehow*camps hands over mouth*
Rosethorn: Why you…. *picks up Sandry* I'll teach you! *Walks outside to garden and sees convenient well* this'll teach you to mess with me! *Hangs her by her toe in the well*
Sandry: *shrilly from down the well* You can't do this to me. I'm a fa, a fa!!!
Cut to picture of Lark standing around looking for Rosethorn.
Lark: Where can she be? I bet she's terrorising someone while my back is turned.
Joren: *is storming past*
Lark: *sees Joren* What? Stonemountain?! I thought you were dead!!!
Joren: *looks horrified*
Cut to A picture of someone walking up the footpath to the place where the ball is being held. You see plants dying when he walks past.
Disembodied Voice: Next time on 'Daytime Soapies.' What will happen? Who is the stranger walking on the footpath and will Joren and Kel ever get back together? Why did Joren not want to be recognised, is it to do with his past as a Person In Colour? Why is everyone acting so weird and what other dramatic things will happen on the dramatic episode of *dramatic pause* 'Daytime Soapies'!!!
Credits play to theme song.
Authors Note: I think this is the third last chapter. There will be one more chapter and then the epilogue thingy…I'm pretty sure*looks at notes* yep, as long as the story doesn't get it's own ideas…. *looks at chapter* My chapters are getting shorter and shorter…please read and review!!!
Lady Me: I use them to eat kiwifruit…Mmmmm kiwifruit…. Thanks for reviewing! *Suddenly has idea* Joren and Cleon…Hmmmm. You just gave me an idea!
Dragonlass11: I think you offended the DV. *Disembodied voice yells*YOU SKIP OVER ME? I CURSE YOU WITH A SWARM OF LAMAS EATING YOU FINGER NAIL CLIPINGS FOR ALL ETERNITY!!! *Evilstrawberry shoos DV away* Sorry about him…he can be a little over sensitive at times. Thank you for reviewing!!
Eve of mirkwood: *walks up and steals idea* what are you talking about, you didn't write an idea in your review and I didn't take it at all! *Tries to hide idea behind back* Thanks for reviewing!
Guardian Demon: *DV says in high-pitched voice* You like me? You really like me? *Breaks out into happy tears* *Evilstrawberry looks embarrassed* Over emotional…thanks for reviewing!!
Imperfectionist ;D: It's an Ok deal but I have a better one. I have a clone of Joren anyway so you can have the real Joren, I'll have Johnny Depp and you can have Draco and*pulls out of pocket* this clone of Johnny Depp! No one could refuse that! *DV runs up and says* You can have me too! *Cries* People actually like me!!! *Evilstrawberry wacks head into desk*