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A stage with massive curtains opens and we see a young man and two girls walk out on to the stage with a spotlight on them. "Hey everyone I'm your host Cloud. I am here to bring you the dating game show. On today's show, we are letting the lucky girls of Love Hina try there hands on some guys other then Keitaro." The host looks out to see Keitaro with a little grin on his face waving two little flags around. "Okay that was a little freaky, so lets bring this show on the road." Pointing out to the side of the stage and looking at some cards. "Our first bachelor, is a leader of a group of hunters that take out evil wizards and sorcerers making sure that the world is safe for those who can't use magic, please welcome Carrot Glace."
We see Carrot walking out the stage waving his hands around. "Thank you I'm glad to see that all you lovely ladies love me, you really love me." With a big sigh Cloud walks over and smacks Carrot in the back of the head with a paper fan. "No Carrot they didn't choose you" said Cloud "your name was drawn from a hat and you were selected." Looking at the once happy Carrot noticed a slight panic in his eyes. "Hey man if your worried about Chocolate and Tiara I gave them the directions that would take them hours to get here and by then this show will be over by then."
After letting one of the girls go sit Carrot down on a stool behind a blue curtain, everyone could here a loud smack and a the girl's voice yelling "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PERVERT"! Cloud was looking around franticly and looked back at the audience "Now with out further adieu, the second bachelor is a leader of a group know as the Unrefined or the Ruffians (which ever you prefer) please welcome Bantaro." As the audience applause's we see the only two members of the Unrefined (who happened to resemble monkeys) dragging out their leader who was tied up. "No, for the last time I don't want to go on stage. Jubei-chan is the only girl for me." Ignoring their leader cries the two monkeys were putting their leader on the stool. The taller of the two said "Chief, you need to go or else they said they would hurt us." He was followed by the shorter of the two "yeah Skipper, if you don't get out there then the show can't go on." Giving the monkeys the evil eye Ban said "I told you to call me boss and I don't care if anything happens to you two, I jus-mmmhh, mmhhh." The two monkeys put some duck tape on his mouth to keep him quiet. Cloud looked at Ban and said "Sorry Ban, but we only have thirty minutes of air time and besides when you see her you might just like her more then Jubei-chan." Looking at the audience Cloud said "sorry about that everyone, we will try to control the bachelors a little better, hopefully this will work." Cloud pulled down a rope that has the words PULL TO SUMMON EXCEL. Cloud let the rope go back to the ceiling. "Now for the last bachelor, he is a man with a bounty so big you would not believe it yourself. Give it a big hand for the tall man with blonde hair Vash the Stamped."
The audience started applauding as they saw a guy with blonde hair and a big red coat that covered his bodied. He stopped and looked at the crowd and threw out his hand and with a big grin and yelled "LOVE AND PEACE." Everyone sweat dropped as he walked past Cloud. "Okay Vash that's enough ya'll three take your places at those chairs and behind the curtain." Looking over to see if Vash had finish siting before continuing "Now lets introduce our lucky lady, she's the captain of her Kendo team and the descendent of some famous swordsmen in the country of Japan. Lets give a warm welcome to Motoko."
We see a fox-eyed woman and a young Indian girl push a young woman with long black hair in a white and red kendo uniform. "Hey how come I have to come out here and do this stupid show anyway, what happened to the other girl that's supposed to be here." As the two girls stop by putting Motoko in the middle of the stage she gave a look at Cloud that made him wonder if he could survive one of her attacks. He thought of something quick that took place in a movie and hopped it would work. "Well if you want to know, someone told her that the camera puts on ten pounds so she went to the youth center and started doing swimming laps, well on her 200th lap she had a brain aneurysm and died. That is why you're here." Motoko was a little surprised and thought for a moment and said, "Okay I'll do this just to help with the passing of that girl."
Surprised it actually worked Cloud continued with the show "here you go Motoko just go sit on that chair and read these cards to each of the guys behind the curtains." Knowing she lost this battle Motoko went on. She sat down then looked at the first curtain. "Bachelor number 1, what is your favorite time of the day?" After she had finished B#1(bachelor #1) jumped up and down with a quick response. "My favorite time of the day that's easy its at night, that's when you can go looking for some girls to escort home or look at the stars, so if you pulled it off right you can get lucky."
There was a quite a long pause before anything happened. When Motoko responded "Uh that's disgusting, Cloud you idiot where did you get this bastard." Noticing that she was pulling out her sword Cloud could only reply with "Sorry Motoko I didn't choose him at all, I'm just a victim just like you." Remembering he had trump card, he calmed down. "Please continue reading and remember Motoko I have the Excel rope with me." Thinking over whom Excel might be Motoko continued with the next question. "Bachelor number 2, if I was in trouble would I be able rely on you for help?" "Mmmhhh, mmmhhh" was all they could hear. Cloud jumped up and smacked his forehead "Oh I completely forgot. Hold on for a sec Motoko." Motoko was just a little curious to see what Cloud was going to do back there, but she could not see from her angle. "MmmAAAAAHHHH THAT HURT" said a peeved B#2 (Ban). "Sorry man I didn't realize you where still tied up," said an apologetic Cloud. "Just respond to what the girl's question is." B#2 (Ban) thought for a minute and said, "What was the question?" Cloud face-faulted then looked up and yelled, "IF SHE WAS IN TROUBLE COULD SHE RELY ON YOU FOR HELP." "Yes, she could rely on me I would never leave a woman in trouble no matter the consequence."
Motoko thought it over and went on "Well he sounds better then the last one. Bachelor number 3, if we were on a date, where would you take me." "Hmm, I would take you to a nice romantic dinner for the two of us. Then I would take you to a museum or even Tokyo Tower which I heard can be a romantic get away." After that response all Motoko could say was "I don't know about this one he seems questionable?"
Cloud noticed someone was waving at him from the side of the stage and went over there. He jumped up and said "WHAT great" he ran back to where Motoko was and went on with the show. "Well there you go Motoko you got to ask them all at least one question and since where short on time you get to decide on which guy you want to go out with. So will it be bachelor number 1, bachelor number 2, or bachelor number 3." Surprised to here this Motoko jumped up in Cloud's face. "Hey I said I'd go and fill in for this girl but you never said I had to go out with some bastard I just met, let alone not seeing what he looks like." Keeping an eye on Motoko's sword and wishing he was some where else. "Listen why else do they call it the dating game show you choose one of them or I'll let Kitsune decide for you, and I have feeling I know which one it could be."
After Cloud decided to use Kitsune as a death threat, she continued. "Since that bastard number one is out of question that leaves numbers 2 and 3. Moreover, since I have no choice I guess I'll choose." Pausing for a long time she put her hands to her face then held up her hand with three fingers. Cloud looked at her hand then looked at her. "Motoko your date is VASH THE STAMPED." The curtain opens with the blonde man standing up doing victory poses. "Yes I was the chosen one (sounding like a bad Arnold)." Vash finally looks up to see what his date is. "Hey she's a cutie."
"CUTIE" responded Motoko. She pulled out her sword yelled "ROCK SPLITTING SWORD TECHNIQUE." With out warning Vash who obviously did not realize that she could use those kinds of techniques was flying backstage. "Ouch that's got to hurt, maybe Vash and Motoko is a bad idea." Thought Cloud "Okay then tune in tomorrow when we'll put Shinobu-chan on stage." The curtain closes and the lights turn off on stage. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________
Author Notes Yes, I finally finished with this. I hope that everyone out there will like this. Give me reviews good, bad I don't care just as long as there reviews. Oh and if my grammar is bad. For the next bachelors I have Kyo Shoma from Fruits Basket, Naota Nandaba from FLCL, and I'm going to bring back Bantaro. I feel sorry for Shinobu-chan. If you have any suggestions or guys that you would like to put on this that would be helpful especially on the other girls.
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A stage with massive curtains opens and we see a young man and two girls walk out on to the stage with a spotlight on them. "Hey everyone I'm your host Cloud. I am here to bring you the dating game show. On today's show, we are letting the lucky girls of Love Hina try there hands on some guys other then Keitaro." The host looks out to see Keitaro with a little grin on his face waving two little flags around. "Okay that was a little freaky, so lets bring this show on the road." Pointing out to the side of the stage and looking at some cards. "Our first bachelor, is a leader of a group of hunters that take out evil wizards and sorcerers making sure that the world is safe for those who can't use magic, please welcome Carrot Glace."
We see Carrot walking out the stage waving his hands around. "Thank you I'm glad to see that all you lovely ladies love me, you really love me." With a big sigh Cloud walks over and smacks Carrot in the back of the head with a paper fan. "No Carrot they didn't choose you" said Cloud "your name was drawn from a hat and you were selected." Looking at the once happy Carrot noticed a slight panic in his eyes. "Hey man if your worried about Chocolate and Tiara I gave them the directions that would take them hours to get here and by then this show will be over by then."
After letting one of the girls go sit Carrot down on a stool behind a blue curtain, everyone could here a loud smack and a the girl's voice yelling "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PERVERT"! Cloud was looking around franticly and looked back at the audience "Now with out further adieu, the second bachelor is a leader of a group know as the Unrefined or the Ruffians (which ever you prefer) please welcome Bantaro." As the audience applause's we see the only two members of the Unrefined (who happened to resemble monkeys) dragging out their leader who was tied up. "No, for the last time I don't want to go on stage. Jubei-chan is the only girl for me." Ignoring their leader cries the two monkeys were putting their leader on the stool. The taller of the two said "Chief, you need to go or else they said they would hurt us." He was followed by the shorter of the two "yeah Skipper, if you don't get out there then the show can't go on." Giving the monkeys the evil eye Ban said "I told you to call me boss and I don't care if anything happens to you two, I jus-mmmhh, mmhhh." The two monkeys put some duck tape on his mouth to keep him quiet. Cloud looked at Ban and said "Sorry Ban, but we only have thirty minutes of air time and besides when you see her you might just like her more then Jubei-chan." Looking at the audience Cloud said "sorry about that everyone, we will try to control the bachelors a little better, hopefully this will work." Cloud pulled down a rope that has the words PULL TO SUMMON EXCEL. Cloud let the rope go back to the ceiling. "Now for the last bachelor, he is a man with a bounty so big you would not believe it yourself. Give it a big hand for the tall man with blonde hair Vash the Stamped."
The audience started applauding as they saw a guy with blonde hair and a big red coat that covered his bodied. He stopped and looked at the crowd and threw out his hand and with a big grin and yelled "LOVE AND PEACE." Everyone sweat dropped as he walked past Cloud. "Okay Vash that's enough ya'll three take your places at those chairs and behind the curtain." Looking over to see if Vash had finish siting before continuing "Now lets introduce our lucky lady, she's the captain of her Kendo team and the descendent of some famous swordsmen in the country of Japan. Lets give a warm welcome to Motoko."
We see a fox-eyed woman and a young Indian girl push a young woman with long black hair in a white and red kendo uniform. "Hey how come I have to come out here and do this stupid show anyway, what happened to the other girl that's supposed to be here." As the two girls stop by putting Motoko in the middle of the stage she gave a look at Cloud that made him wonder if he could survive one of her attacks. He thought of something quick that took place in a movie and hopped it would work. "Well if you want to know, someone told her that the camera puts on ten pounds so she went to the youth center and started doing swimming laps, well on her 200th lap she had a brain aneurysm and died. That is why you're here." Motoko was a little surprised and thought for a moment and said, "Okay I'll do this just to help with the passing of that girl."
Surprised it actually worked Cloud continued with the show "here you go Motoko just go sit on that chair and read these cards to each of the guys behind the curtains." Knowing she lost this battle Motoko went on. She sat down then looked at the first curtain. "Bachelor number 1, what is your favorite time of the day?" After she had finished B#1(bachelor #1) jumped up and down with a quick response. "My favorite time of the day that's easy its at night, that's when you can go looking for some girls to escort home or look at the stars, so if you pulled it off right you can get lucky."
There was a quite a long pause before anything happened. When Motoko responded "Uh that's disgusting, Cloud you idiot where did you get this bastard." Noticing that she was pulling out her sword Cloud could only reply with "Sorry Motoko I didn't choose him at all, I'm just a victim just like you." Remembering he had trump card, he calmed down. "Please continue reading and remember Motoko I have the Excel rope with me." Thinking over whom Excel might be Motoko continued with the next question. "Bachelor number 2, if I was in trouble would I be able rely on you for help?" "Mmmhhh, mmmhhh" was all they could hear. Cloud jumped up and smacked his forehead "Oh I completely forgot. Hold on for a sec Motoko." Motoko was just a little curious to see what Cloud was going to do back there, but she could not see from her angle. "MmmAAAAAHHHH THAT HURT" said a peeved B#2 (Ban). "Sorry man I didn't realize you where still tied up," said an apologetic Cloud. "Just respond to what the girl's question is." B#2 (Ban) thought for a minute and said, "What was the question?" Cloud face-faulted then looked up and yelled, "IF SHE WAS IN TROUBLE COULD SHE RELY ON YOU FOR HELP." "Yes, she could rely on me I would never leave a woman in trouble no matter the consequence."
Motoko thought it over and went on "Well he sounds better then the last one. Bachelor number 3, if we were on a date, where would you take me." "Hmm, I would take you to a nice romantic dinner for the two of us. Then I would take you to a museum or even Tokyo Tower which I heard can be a romantic get away." After that response all Motoko could say was "I don't know about this one he seems questionable?"
Cloud noticed someone was waving at him from the side of the stage and went over there. He jumped up and said "WHAT great" he ran back to where Motoko was and went on with the show. "Well there you go Motoko you got to ask them all at least one question and since where short on time you get to decide on which guy you want to go out with. So will it be bachelor number 1, bachelor number 2, or bachelor number 3." Surprised to here this Motoko jumped up in Cloud's face. "Hey I said I'd go and fill in for this girl but you never said I had to go out with some bastard I just met, let alone not seeing what he looks like." Keeping an eye on Motoko's sword and wishing he was some where else. "Listen why else do they call it the dating game show you choose one of them or I'll let Kitsune decide for you, and I have feeling I know which one it could be."
After Cloud decided to use Kitsune as a death threat, she continued. "Since that bastard number one is out of question that leaves numbers 2 and 3. Moreover, since I have no choice I guess I'll choose." Pausing for a long time she put her hands to her face then held up her hand with three fingers. Cloud looked at her hand then looked at her. "Motoko your date is VASH THE STAMPED." The curtain opens with the blonde man standing up doing victory poses. "Yes I was the chosen one (sounding like a bad Arnold)." Vash finally looks up to see what his date is. "Hey she's a cutie."
"CUTIE" responded Motoko. She pulled out her sword yelled "ROCK SPLITTING SWORD TECHNIQUE." With out warning Vash who obviously did not realize that she could use those kinds of techniques was flying backstage. "Ouch that's got to hurt, maybe Vash and Motoko is a bad idea." Thought Cloud "Okay then tune in tomorrow when we'll put Shinobu-chan on stage." The curtain closes and the lights turn off on stage. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________
Author Notes Yes, I finally finished with this. I hope that everyone out there will like this. Give me reviews good, bad I don't care just as long as there reviews. Oh and if my grammar is bad. For the next bachelors I have Kyo Shoma from Fruits Basket, Naota Nandaba from FLCL, and I'm going to bring back Bantaro. I feel sorry for Shinobu-chan. If you have any suggestions or guys that you would like to put on this that would be helpful especially on the other girls.