Disclaimer: I don't own any rights to Love Hina, Fruits Basket, Excel
Saga or any of these shows so please don't sue me.
And I know my grammar sucks so get over it.
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We see a young man carrying a microphone walk though a stage with two girls that could have been from the "Price is Right" walking next to him. The young man puts the microphone to his face and says "Hey everyone how have y'all been doing. I'm your host Cloud and this is "The Dating Game Show." "Before we gone to the lucky lady and her bachelors I'd like to say that I won't be using the Excel rope instead I'll use this (pulls out a box lunch that says to A-ko from C-ko). Now were going to see how the last lucky couples date went."
Motoko comes out holding on to her sword; she's followed by Vash who seems to be in a wheelchair and looked like a bad rip-off of the mummy. "Listen you bastard" yelled a disgruntled Motoko and then pulling out her sword which was only an inch away from Cloud's face. "Because of you I had the worst first date of my entire life. First, when we went to dinner he was eyeing other women in front of me and then he made me split the bill. Second, he took me to a movie and tried to get his hands on me. Finally, as we were walking out of the theaters when some bounty hunters came out of know where they, chased us around Tokyo. He managed to beat them all, but he destroyed over half of Tokyo in the process." Cloud decided to back away a little, so he was at least out of the range of the sword. "So Motoko, Vash got all these injuries while fighting the bounty hunters?" "No he got them from me" said Motoko. She looked at Cloud and said "And you, I found out that you had this plan from the beginning. So take this ROCK SPLITTING SWORD." As the sword wave flew at Cloud and sent him flying off stage, Motoko then turned around and walked off stage.
Limping back on stage, Cloud looked around to get the all-clear signal before going back to the center of the stage. When he reached the center stage dusted himself off and went with the show. "Now our first bachelor is a return from the last episode (or chapter take your pick) lets give a big hand for Bantaro." The audience cheers him on as he walks out on stage waving at everyone. "Hey I'm surprised that your monkeys out dragging you out here." "Well," said a slightly embarrassed Ban. "I realized that if I get picked I can use this to get me closer to my darling Jubei-chan." With that Ban went over to his spot and pulled the curtain. "Well that was a whole new experience from the last time and I hope that all you other guys that are out their take him as an example."
"Now our next bachelor is a guy with a temper that's shorter then a black-cat's fuse. He is determined to defeat his rival/cousin so he will be accepted into the family; also his family has a curse that makes him turn into an animal when hugged by a person of the opposite sex. Please give a big welcome to Kyo Shoma." We hear the audience giving their usual applause. We see Kyo being shoved out of the side of the stage by four girls; three of them were in girl's uniforms while the forth was in the guys uniform. "Hey you don't have to push me out here I can walk myself to the center stage" yelled the cat. "But Kyo-kun you have to go out there you don't want to disappoint her" said a girl with long brown hair. A little girl (which for some reason Cloud thought was a boy) "Yeah Kyo you should do this for the girl and everyone is out in the audience cheering you on." "Listen Carrot top if you don't get out there I'll beat you with my lead pipe" said the tall girl with long blonde hair. Finally the last person who resembled a girl but was in the boys uniform said "stupid Cat if you won't go out there and cooperate with these people then I'll just tell Kagura about this." "What that it you dumb rat lets settle this right here right now," yelled Kyo. The fiery red head turned around taking a swing at the purple hared boy, he ducked the swing from the cat and kneed him in the gut. "Yuki-kun you didn't have to hurt Kyo-kun like that," said the girl with long brown hair. "I'm sorry Miss Honda, but you know how my cousin Kyo can get," said Yuki. With this, the two blondes in the girls' uniforms dragged Kyo up to his spot as he struggled to catch his breath. Cloud stood there watching everyone "thanks for helping out girls now can you please take your seats with the rest of the audience, thanks."
After everyone had taken there seats and Cloud finally pulled out the box lunch and threatened Kyo with it everyone settled down. "Now let's get on to the final bachelor he's a baseball fan that has a brother that gone pro for the US. His brother's girlfriend and his housekeeper hit on him all the time (literally). In addition, he is a kid with a strange problem that involves robots and his own forehead. Please give a big hand for Naota Nandaba." The audience gives there now very usual applause (notice the sarcasm.) We then see a young boy in a blue sweater walk on stage stops in front of Cloud and asked him; "Why am I here again?" "Well your name was chosen in the draw and you were in her age slot." "So, it's really stupid to make people come out here and get on your stupid show." Standing there for a second Cloud gave Naota the a little smirk then said, "well you'll just have to go with the show or else."
Making sure everyone had calmed down and that he had his secret weapon at hand just in case. "Now lets bring out our next lucky lady. She does the laundry and cooks for the residents of the Hinata Inn. Give a big hand for the pure hearted Shinobu." The audience was applauding once more like the ignorant masses they were, when no one came out. "That's a little odd, hey give me two minutes" Cloud yelled to everyone as he went backstage. "What the hell is going on over there," said Kyo. "She probably got cold feet, I know how that feels," replied Ban. "I said this was stupid before and I'll say it again," a sarcastic Naota added.
"What's going on here we need a show to put on here," yelled Cloud. We came up to the other Hinata residents who all stood there by the door looking at him. "She's a little frightened to come out y'all," said the foxed-eyed Mitsune. Wondering what to do each girl went up to try to comfort Shinobu-chan. Su was the first one to go and try her luck. "I know how to get Shinobu out" pulling out a remote control and summoning forth a new type of mecha Tama. "NOOO!!!" Everyone yelled as they all jumped Su, (faster then a guy saying free T-shirts.) "I'll try," as Naru got up and looked at the door and knocked. "Go away," cried a meek voice from the inside. "Listen Shinobu-chan you don't have to worry about this. And remember if anything happens to you; you'll have us to help you out if you're in trouble." With this the door unlocked and the young blue-hared girl came out. She looked up at Naru and then gave her a hug.
The audience gave Shinobu a standing ovation. She walked shyly on to place where she was supposed to sit. Cloud walked up Shinobu then gave her some cards. "Now Shinobu-chan read the cards to the bachelors and then you decide on which of the guys you would like to go out with." Shinobu looked down at the cards then started reading them. "Bachelor number 1 what would you do if I got sick and had to stay in bed." Bantaro (bachelor number 1) sat for a second, and then went with a reply. "I would do everything I could to make sure you can get better chicken soup or even leek soup. Give you a warm cloth to put on your forehead and stay by your side until you were better." Shinobu was sitting there blushing at Bantaro's answer.
She sat there a few more minutes thinking to her self. He sounds like sempai. Cloud went and nudged Shinobu so she could continue reading her cards. "Bachelor number 2 if I was ever in danger like getting injured would you help me." Kyo was a little surprised at this question then went on with his response. "Well I have this thing that my master taught me and that was to always try to protect others that were in trouble then I would have to go and rescue you. But you better make sure that you don't get into any more trouble after that got it." Everyone was a little surprised at what had happened and they all thought it was a decent response to the question.
"Well that went better then I thought it would be," thought Cloud "now to finish this". "Thanks for your response Bachelor number 2, now for the final Bachelor." Before Shinobu could ask the final question a girl burst though the wall riding a vespa and carrying a bass guitar. When the girl came to a complete stop she threw off her helmet, she had pink her and she looked like she was about 19. "Where did you put Naota?" The pinked haired girl looked at Cloud with the bass guitar an inch from his face. "Haruko, your destroying my show" said Cloud as he was pulling out the evil lunch kit with a pair of chop sticks. Cloud then threw C-ko's lunch at the pinked haired psycho. As the lunch kit flew threw the air Haruko swung her bass guitar with everything she had, and knocked it back it to Cloud's face. Causing him to fall back and turn green and blue. Haruko then jumped up to where the curtains where and opened the first one to see a frightened Bantaro. "Not Naota" said Haruko. She ran to the next curtain and threw it opened. "Hey, what the hell are you doing here you psycho," yelled Kyo. "Your not Naota either," replied Haruko. Realizing she only had one left she jumped high into the air and divided into the third curtain. She came jumping out from behind the curtain clutching a bluish Naota in her hands. Haruko jumped back on to her vespa, then driving away while dragging Naota with her.
It was a while before everyone had calmed down; and one of the "Price is Right" girls had to bring Cloud back to life from the C-ko's evil lunch. "Oohh, that was the worst thing I've had since that suicide blizzard I had at work" groaned Cloud. Eventually Cloud got up and looked around to see what had happened. He pulled up his microphone and continued with his show. "So Shinobu since there are only two bachelors left who will it be number 1 or number 2?" Shinobu sat there nervously trying to choose either of the guys hoping not to hurt either one's feelings. "Which one if only I didn't forget what there responses where," thought Shinobu. She was about to freak out when she yelled out "NUMBER TWO". Then she slapped her hand on her face realizing that it was too late. With that a curtain number two opened up to reveal Kyo who was standing there a little surprised that he was chosen. Cloud jumped up waving his hands at the crowd and said "Okay everyone join us next time when we put Su up on stage and we return with this lovely couple." ___________________________________________________________________
Yah I finally finished chapter 2. Sorry it took so long, but I've got summer school and I have to go to work. The blizzard it something my friends and I tried and it's really not worth it. (It had different layers and it also kept changing different colors and tasted different with each bite XP.) Okay sense Su going to be the next girl I'm going to need a lot of help trying to get at least three guys. I have only one so far and that's Momiji.
And I know my grammar sucks so get over it.
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We see a young man carrying a microphone walk though a stage with two girls that could have been from the "Price is Right" walking next to him. The young man puts the microphone to his face and says "Hey everyone how have y'all been doing. I'm your host Cloud and this is "The Dating Game Show." "Before we gone to the lucky lady and her bachelors I'd like to say that I won't be using the Excel rope instead I'll use this (pulls out a box lunch that says to A-ko from C-ko). Now were going to see how the last lucky couples date went."
Motoko comes out holding on to her sword; she's followed by Vash who seems to be in a wheelchair and looked like a bad rip-off of the mummy. "Listen you bastard" yelled a disgruntled Motoko and then pulling out her sword which was only an inch away from Cloud's face. "Because of you I had the worst first date of my entire life. First, when we went to dinner he was eyeing other women in front of me and then he made me split the bill. Second, he took me to a movie and tried to get his hands on me. Finally, as we were walking out of the theaters when some bounty hunters came out of know where they, chased us around Tokyo. He managed to beat them all, but he destroyed over half of Tokyo in the process." Cloud decided to back away a little, so he was at least out of the range of the sword. "So Motoko, Vash got all these injuries while fighting the bounty hunters?" "No he got them from me" said Motoko. She looked at Cloud and said "And you, I found out that you had this plan from the beginning. So take this ROCK SPLITTING SWORD." As the sword wave flew at Cloud and sent him flying off stage, Motoko then turned around and walked off stage.
Limping back on stage, Cloud looked around to get the all-clear signal before going back to the center of the stage. When he reached the center stage dusted himself off and went with the show. "Now our first bachelor is a return from the last episode (or chapter take your pick) lets give a big hand for Bantaro." The audience cheers him on as he walks out on stage waving at everyone. "Hey I'm surprised that your monkeys out dragging you out here." "Well," said a slightly embarrassed Ban. "I realized that if I get picked I can use this to get me closer to my darling Jubei-chan." With that Ban went over to his spot and pulled the curtain. "Well that was a whole new experience from the last time and I hope that all you other guys that are out their take him as an example."
"Now our next bachelor is a guy with a temper that's shorter then a black-cat's fuse. He is determined to defeat his rival/cousin so he will be accepted into the family; also his family has a curse that makes him turn into an animal when hugged by a person of the opposite sex. Please give a big welcome to Kyo Shoma." We hear the audience giving their usual applause. We see Kyo being shoved out of the side of the stage by four girls; three of them were in girl's uniforms while the forth was in the guys uniform. "Hey you don't have to push me out here I can walk myself to the center stage" yelled the cat. "But Kyo-kun you have to go out there you don't want to disappoint her" said a girl with long brown hair. A little girl (which for some reason Cloud thought was a boy) "Yeah Kyo you should do this for the girl and everyone is out in the audience cheering you on." "Listen Carrot top if you don't get out there I'll beat you with my lead pipe" said the tall girl with long blonde hair. Finally the last person who resembled a girl but was in the boys uniform said "stupid Cat if you won't go out there and cooperate with these people then I'll just tell Kagura about this." "What that it you dumb rat lets settle this right here right now," yelled Kyo. The fiery red head turned around taking a swing at the purple hared boy, he ducked the swing from the cat and kneed him in the gut. "Yuki-kun you didn't have to hurt Kyo-kun like that," said the girl with long brown hair. "I'm sorry Miss Honda, but you know how my cousin Kyo can get," said Yuki. With this, the two blondes in the girls' uniforms dragged Kyo up to his spot as he struggled to catch his breath. Cloud stood there watching everyone "thanks for helping out girls now can you please take your seats with the rest of the audience, thanks."
After everyone had taken there seats and Cloud finally pulled out the box lunch and threatened Kyo with it everyone settled down. "Now let's get on to the final bachelor he's a baseball fan that has a brother that gone pro for the US. His brother's girlfriend and his housekeeper hit on him all the time (literally). In addition, he is a kid with a strange problem that involves robots and his own forehead. Please give a big hand for Naota Nandaba." The audience gives there now very usual applause (notice the sarcasm.) We then see a young boy in a blue sweater walk on stage stops in front of Cloud and asked him; "Why am I here again?" "Well your name was chosen in the draw and you were in her age slot." "So, it's really stupid to make people come out here and get on your stupid show." Standing there for a second Cloud gave Naota the a little smirk then said, "well you'll just have to go with the show or else."
Making sure everyone had calmed down and that he had his secret weapon at hand just in case. "Now lets bring out our next lucky lady. She does the laundry and cooks for the residents of the Hinata Inn. Give a big hand for the pure hearted Shinobu." The audience was applauding once more like the ignorant masses they were, when no one came out. "That's a little odd, hey give me two minutes" Cloud yelled to everyone as he went backstage. "What the hell is going on over there," said Kyo. "She probably got cold feet, I know how that feels," replied Ban. "I said this was stupid before and I'll say it again," a sarcastic Naota added.
"What's going on here we need a show to put on here," yelled Cloud. We came up to the other Hinata residents who all stood there by the door looking at him. "She's a little frightened to come out y'all," said the foxed-eyed Mitsune. Wondering what to do each girl went up to try to comfort Shinobu-chan. Su was the first one to go and try her luck. "I know how to get Shinobu out" pulling out a remote control and summoning forth a new type of mecha Tama. "NOOO!!!" Everyone yelled as they all jumped Su, (faster then a guy saying free T-shirts.) "I'll try," as Naru got up and looked at the door and knocked. "Go away," cried a meek voice from the inside. "Listen Shinobu-chan you don't have to worry about this. And remember if anything happens to you; you'll have us to help you out if you're in trouble." With this the door unlocked and the young blue-hared girl came out. She looked up at Naru and then gave her a hug.
The audience gave Shinobu a standing ovation. She walked shyly on to place where she was supposed to sit. Cloud walked up Shinobu then gave her some cards. "Now Shinobu-chan read the cards to the bachelors and then you decide on which of the guys you would like to go out with." Shinobu looked down at the cards then started reading them. "Bachelor number 1 what would you do if I got sick and had to stay in bed." Bantaro (bachelor number 1) sat for a second, and then went with a reply. "I would do everything I could to make sure you can get better chicken soup or even leek soup. Give you a warm cloth to put on your forehead and stay by your side until you were better." Shinobu was sitting there blushing at Bantaro's answer.
She sat there a few more minutes thinking to her self. He sounds like sempai. Cloud went and nudged Shinobu so she could continue reading her cards. "Bachelor number 2 if I was ever in danger like getting injured would you help me." Kyo was a little surprised at this question then went on with his response. "Well I have this thing that my master taught me and that was to always try to protect others that were in trouble then I would have to go and rescue you. But you better make sure that you don't get into any more trouble after that got it." Everyone was a little surprised at what had happened and they all thought it was a decent response to the question.
"Well that went better then I thought it would be," thought Cloud "now to finish this". "Thanks for your response Bachelor number 2, now for the final Bachelor." Before Shinobu could ask the final question a girl burst though the wall riding a vespa and carrying a bass guitar. When the girl came to a complete stop she threw off her helmet, she had pink her and she looked like she was about 19. "Where did you put Naota?" The pinked haired girl looked at Cloud with the bass guitar an inch from his face. "Haruko, your destroying my show" said Cloud as he was pulling out the evil lunch kit with a pair of chop sticks. Cloud then threw C-ko's lunch at the pinked haired psycho. As the lunch kit flew threw the air Haruko swung her bass guitar with everything she had, and knocked it back it to Cloud's face. Causing him to fall back and turn green and blue. Haruko then jumped up to where the curtains where and opened the first one to see a frightened Bantaro. "Not Naota" said Haruko. She ran to the next curtain and threw it opened. "Hey, what the hell are you doing here you psycho," yelled Kyo. "Your not Naota either," replied Haruko. Realizing she only had one left she jumped high into the air and divided into the third curtain. She came jumping out from behind the curtain clutching a bluish Naota in her hands. Haruko jumped back on to her vespa, then driving away while dragging Naota with her.
It was a while before everyone had calmed down; and one of the "Price is Right" girls had to bring Cloud back to life from the C-ko's evil lunch. "Oohh, that was the worst thing I've had since that suicide blizzard I had at work" groaned Cloud. Eventually Cloud got up and looked around to see what had happened. He pulled up his microphone and continued with his show. "So Shinobu since there are only two bachelors left who will it be number 1 or number 2?" Shinobu sat there nervously trying to choose either of the guys hoping not to hurt either one's feelings. "Which one if only I didn't forget what there responses where," thought Shinobu. She was about to freak out when she yelled out "NUMBER TWO". Then she slapped her hand on her face realizing that it was too late. With that a curtain number two opened up to reveal Kyo who was standing there a little surprised that he was chosen. Cloud jumped up waving his hands at the crowd and said "Okay everyone join us next time when we put Su up on stage and we return with this lovely couple." ___________________________________________________________________
Yah I finally finished chapter 2. Sorry it took so long, but I've got summer school and I have to go to work. The blizzard it something my friends and I tried and it's really not worth it. (It had different layers and it also kept changing different colors and tasted different with each bite XP.) Okay sense Su going to be the next girl I'm going to need a lot of help trying to get at least three guys. I have only one so far and that's Momiji.