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And yes I know my grammar sucks so get over it.
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We see a dark little room with a single light overhead. "Lets see which girl gets to go on a lucky date today" said Cloud as he put his hand though a hat. As he finally picked a note that he thought would be perfect for today's show. His hopes turned into horror. "What her, why the hell does it have to be her. Damn I really hope Megumi is enjoying her time off. Now do I have enough tranquilizers for today?"
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The stage opens up, and we see out host Cloud walking onto the stage. "Hey everyone glad to see y'all come back for another episode of the Dating Game Show. Now lets see how our last couple liked there date before we move on. Give a big hand for Shinobu and Kyo." The young couple then walks onto the stage. "So how did your date go," asked Cloud? "Well it was okay," said a nervous Shinobu. "We went for a walk in the park then we ate lunch and we both went to that never-land park together." Cloud looked a little surprised at Shinobu's response, and then he looked at Kyo. "So, does this mean that you two will stay or go your separate ways" said Cloud. Kyo jumped up in and yelled "What do you mean by that you damn idiot." "Hmm, oh well lets bring out our bachelors for today's show.
Cloud then stuck one hand high in the air and announced his first victim (I mean guest). "Out first bachelor is another Sohma, he's hyper active and even has some girls chasing after him also. Give a big hand for Momiji. With this a little boy with short blonde hair came jumping onto the stage, he was wearing a pink shirt with blue shorts. "Hi everyone my name is Momiji Sohma, I've just started going to my new school were my cousins and my friend Tohru are all going at. As you can see I'm very cute and I hope I can someday make the world better." After announcing to the world of who and what he was going to do he then went to sit down.
Cloud looked at Momiji for a second. "Some thing tells me I'm going to have to his that kid with a tranquilizer." "Are next lucky bachelor is one with many girlfriends so what's one more girl. He's really a Jurian prince. Since he's really well known theirs not much else to say give a big hand out to Tenchi Misaki. As we see Tenchi coming out on stage the crowd isn't cheering for some reason or another. "What's going on people I thought y'all liked him." "Excuse me, but why did you put lord Tenchi on this god offal show?" Said a high-pitched voice. "Yeah who the hell are for bringing Tenchi here against his will"? Said another voice that was a bit rougher. Cloud didn't need to even turn around to know who was standing right behind him. "Please girls before you try to destroy me, please listen to me. I was told to put him up here." "Sorry, where taking back lord Tenchi any way. " And without any hesitation Ayake and Ryoko drag Tenchi away by a rope. "Well since that was a total failure who the hell do I get now?" Cloud looked into the audience for a second and noticed a familiar face at least enough to get him though today's show. Our next (un) lucky bachelor is also in middle school; he's got red hair that sticks out like a paper towel roll. He also has his own laser sword (note I didn't say light saber or plasma sword). The assistant of the spirit detective Yuske lets welcome Kuwabara." "Huh, did he just say my name?" Asked the redheaded dope. Hiei replied as if he was being questioned. "Yes, and it sounds like the host was making a desperate call to get someone on stage." After a couple of minutes of tripping over other members of the crowd Kuwabara finally made it. One of the hostess guided Kuwabara by the arm. "Now please get behind the curtain so we can bring out our next guest."
"Finally the last bachelor is from feudal Japan, he's the son of the great dog demon, and he's currently on a quest to look for a mystical jewel. Please give a big hand for Inu-Yasha." (Crowd applauds as usual blah, blah, blah.) A girl and a boy both come out on stage together. "Inu- Yasha why are you being so stubborn?" "Why who keeps interrupting my fights with that damn wolf? Well Kagome?" Kagome looked down for a second then yelled, "SIT". "Aaahh," screamed Inu-Yasha as he had a nice fall. Cloud walked over to Kagome and whispered into her ear, "hey if you want Inu-Yasha to come crawling back just let him do today show." "Is this show really going to do that to him?" "Of course." With that Kagome went to go sit in the audience. After Kagome went to go sit down Inu-Yasha got up and grumbling to himself as he got behind the curtain.
Now since we finally have the entire cast of victim I mean bachelors our lucky lady can come out. She's a middle school student that's an extremely intelligent mech builder; she likes bananas and flying hot-springs turtles, and she's a princess of a small island nation. Give a big hand for Kaolla Su. The audience starts applauding, (like good ignorant masses). We then see the Indian looking girl run on stage and jumping on top of Cloud. "Hey Keitaro did you know with that tan of yours you look just like my big brother." Cloud was trying to pry Su off his back when he said, "listen Su I'm not Keitaro or your brother I'm a Hispanic." "Hispomic is that something yummy," said a drooling Kaolla. "No, listen go and sit up there and read the cards when I tell you okay. "Okays." Su ran up to the top and jumped on top of the chair. "Okays basher 1, what is your favorite mech?" "Hmm, I guess it would have to be the show from SD Gundam." Su jumped up in surprise, "sorry those aren't real mech like this." With this Su hit a button and a mechatama the size of a human flew out from the stage and launched a couple of missiles at the poor defenseless rabbit. "Waaaaahhh Su's is trying to hurt me," wailed the little bunny. Cloud looked over at the smoke that was coming from were Momiji was and wondered who the hell decided to put Su in the show.
Su continued reading her cards. "Basher number 2, what is the average flight speed velocity of a fully unlaiden swallow?" Kuwabara had no idea what to say. "Um, would it be 23. No 46. No 69." "I'm sorry but the answer was African or European." With that being said Su pushed another button, this time a giant hand that resembled a gundam's came from the ceiling down to flatten the redheaded boy like a pancake. Cloud was starting to get queasier by the second having seen Su take out two bachelors.
"Um, lets move on to the last bachelor okay Su." "Roger, roger," yelled Su. "Basher number 3, why do you have cat ears on your head?" "CAT EARS, What the hell are you talking about their dog ears. And I'm a demon got it." "Dameon? Is that something yummy?" "That's it I'm taking you out before you can get to me." After saying this Inu-Yasha jumps up from behind the curtain and pulls out his Tetsaiga as he's coming down on Su. Su pulls out a microphone, turns it on. "SIT." "Aaahh," screamed the poor half-demon has he came straight down. Cloud looked up for a second, "Great looks like I'm going to the hospital again." After finishing his sentence the demon crash-landed on top of Cloud creating a little crater on the stage. After a few minutes Inu-Yasha and Cloud both crawl out of the crater. Su runs over and jumps on top of Inu-Yasha's head, "I choose him." Cloud looked at Inu-Yasha for a second and whispered, "I feel sorry for you." Cloud then climbs out dusts him self off. "Well I hope everyone loved today's show please come back next time. "Hey, you can't leave me her with this psycho bitch." ___________________________________________________________________
Yah I finally finished chapter 3. As I said in my apology letter I've had a lot of different things. I also apologize for rushing the end of this chapter. Please leave your reviews.
Baka-Alaskan: Glad you liked it. Yes long live the SFFAL. Ed loves crayons: Thanks for supporting me Edoni-chan. Stelok: Thank you metallica-wedo: Sorry Tenchi wasn't in it longer.
Remember if you have a request I'm up to listen to it.
And yes I know my grammar sucks so get over it.
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We see a dark little room with a single light overhead. "Lets see which girl gets to go on a lucky date today" said Cloud as he put his hand though a hat. As he finally picked a note that he thought would be perfect for today's show. His hopes turned into horror. "What her, why the hell does it have to be her. Damn I really hope Megumi is enjoying her time off. Now do I have enough tranquilizers for today?"
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The stage opens up, and we see out host Cloud walking onto the stage. "Hey everyone glad to see y'all come back for another episode of the Dating Game Show. Now lets see how our last couple liked there date before we move on. Give a big hand for Shinobu and Kyo." The young couple then walks onto the stage. "So how did your date go," asked Cloud? "Well it was okay," said a nervous Shinobu. "We went for a walk in the park then we ate lunch and we both went to that never-land park together." Cloud looked a little surprised at Shinobu's response, and then he looked at Kyo. "So, does this mean that you two will stay or go your separate ways" said Cloud. Kyo jumped up in and yelled "What do you mean by that you damn idiot." "Hmm, oh well lets bring out our bachelors for today's show.
Cloud then stuck one hand high in the air and announced his first victim (I mean guest). "Out first bachelor is another Sohma, he's hyper active and even has some girls chasing after him also. Give a big hand for Momiji. With this a little boy with short blonde hair came jumping onto the stage, he was wearing a pink shirt with blue shorts. "Hi everyone my name is Momiji Sohma, I've just started going to my new school were my cousins and my friend Tohru are all going at. As you can see I'm very cute and I hope I can someday make the world better." After announcing to the world of who and what he was going to do he then went to sit down.
Cloud looked at Momiji for a second. "Some thing tells me I'm going to have to his that kid with a tranquilizer." "Are next lucky bachelor is one with many girlfriends so what's one more girl. He's really a Jurian prince. Since he's really well known theirs not much else to say give a big hand out to Tenchi Misaki. As we see Tenchi coming out on stage the crowd isn't cheering for some reason or another. "What's going on people I thought y'all liked him." "Excuse me, but why did you put lord Tenchi on this god offal show?" Said a high-pitched voice. "Yeah who the hell are for bringing Tenchi here against his will"? Said another voice that was a bit rougher. Cloud didn't need to even turn around to know who was standing right behind him. "Please girls before you try to destroy me, please listen to me. I was told to put him up here." "Sorry, where taking back lord Tenchi any way. " And without any hesitation Ayake and Ryoko drag Tenchi away by a rope. "Well since that was a total failure who the hell do I get now?" Cloud looked into the audience for a second and noticed a familiar face at least enough to get him though today's show. Our next (un) lucky bachelor is also in middle school; he's got red hair that sticks out like a paper towel roll. He also has his own laser sword (note I didn't say light saber or plasma sword). The assistant of the spirit detective Yuske lets welcome Kuwabara." "Huh, did he just say my name?" Asked the redheaded dope. Hiei replied as if he was being questioned. "Yes, and it sounds like the host was making a desperate call to get someone on stage." After a couple of minutes of tripping over other members of the crowd Kuwabara finally made it. One of the hostess guided Kuwabara by the arm. "Now please get behind the curtain so we can bring out our next guest."
"Finally the last bachelor is from feudal Japan, he's the son of the great dog demon, and he's currently on a quest to look for a mystical jewel. Please give a big hand for Inu-Yasha." (Crowd applauds as usual blah, blah, blah.) A girl and a boy both come out on stage together. "Inu- Yasha why are you being so stubborn?" "Why who keeps interrupting my fights with that damn wolf? Well Kagome?" Kagome looked down for a second then yelled, "SIT". "Aaahh," screamed Inu-Yasha as he had a nice fall. Cloud walked over to Kagome and whispered into her ear, "hey if you want Inu-Yasha to come crawling back just let him do today show." "Is this show really going to do that to him?" "Of course." With that Kagome went to go sit in the audience. After Kagome went to go sit down Inu-Yasha got up and grumbling to himself as he got behind the curtain.
Now since we finally have the entire cast of victim I mean bachelors our lucky lady can come out. She's a middle school student that's an extremely intelligent mech builder; she likes bananas and flying hot-springs turtles, and she's a princess of a small island nation. Give a big hand for Kaolla Su. The audience starts applauding, (like good ignorant masses). We then see the Indian looking girl run on stage and jumping on top of Cloud. "Hey Keitaro did you know with that tan of yours you look just like my big brother." Cloud was trying to pry Su off his back when he said, "listen Su I'm not Keitaro or your brother I'm a Hispanic." "Hispomic is that something yummy," said a drooling Kaolla. "No, listen go and sit up there and read the cards when I tell you okay. "Okays." Su ran up to the top and jumped on top of the chair. "Okays basher 1, what is your favorite mech?" "Hmm, I guess it would have to be the show from SD Gundam." Su jumped up in surprise, "sorry those aren't real mech like this." With this Su hit a button and a mechatama the size of a human flew out from the stage and launched a couple of missiles at the poor defenseless rabbit. "Waaaaahhh Su's is trying to hurt me," wailed the little bunny. Cloud looked over at the smoke that was coming from were Momiji was and wondered who the hell decided to put Su in the show.
Su continued reading her cards. "Basher number 2, what is the average flight speed velocity of a fully unlaiden swallow?" Kuwabara had no idea what to say. "Um, would it be 23. No 46. No 69." "I'm sorry but the answer was African or European." With that being said Su pushed another button, this time a giant hand that resembled a gundam's came from the ceiling down to flatten the redheaded boy like a pancake. Cloud was starting to get queasier by the second having seen Su take out two bachelors.
"Um, lets move on to the last bachelor okay Su." "Roger, roger," yelled Su. "Basher number 3, why do you have cat ears on your head?" "CAT EARS, What the hell are you talking about their dog ears. And I'm a demon got it." "Dameon? Is that something yummy?" "That's it I'm taking you out before you can get to me." After saying this Inu-Yasha jumps up from behind the curtain and pulls out his Tetsaiga as he's coming down on Su. Su pulls out a microphone, turns it on. "SIT." "Aaahh," screamed the poor half-demon has he came straight down. Cloud looked up for a second, "Great looks like I'm going to the hospital again." After finishing his sentence the demon crash-landed on top of Cloud creating a little crater on the stage. After a few minutes Inu-Yasha and Cloud both crawl out of the crater. Su runs over and jumps on top of Inu-Yasha's head, "I choose him." Cloud looked at Inu-Yasha for a second and whispered, "I feel sorry for you." Cloud then climbs out dusts him self off. "Well I hope everyone loved today's show please come back next time. "Hey, you can't leave me her with this psycho bitch." ___________________________________________________________________
Yah I finally finished chapter 3. As I said in my apology letter I've had a lot of different things. I also apologize for rushing the end of this chapter. Please leave your reviews.
Baka-Alaskan: Glad you liked it. Yes long live the SFFAL. Ed loves crayons: Thanks for supporting me Edoni-chan. Stelok: Thank you metallica-wedo: Sorry Tenchi wasn't in it longer.
Remember if you have a request I'm up to listen to it.