[spoken]
This is the greatest and best 2D game in the world... Tribute....to Mario 3.

Long time ago me and my brother Luigi here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and stinking pipe.
All of a sudden, there rose a spiky turtle... in the middle... of the pipe.
And he said:
[sung]
"Play the best game in the world, or I'll swallow your soul."
[spoken]
Well me and Luigi, we plugged in our controllers,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we played the first game that we put in our hands,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Game in the World, it was The Best Game in the World.

Look into my pipes and it's easy to see
this warp goes to two , two and one go to three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the piranna plants grow...

Needless to say, Bowser was stunned.
Whip-crack went his spiky tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but plumbers."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Game in the World, no.
This is just a parody.
Couldn't Sing The Greatest Game in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Game in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Game in the World,
All right! It was the best ***********' game the greatest 2d platformer EVER.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the game on that fateful night it didn't actually look
anything like the original Super Mario Bros 3!
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah,****! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!