"Spoink!" I exclaimed, you should have seen my face just then; I was
so ticked off my eyes were glowing a deep red.
I quickly flipped over to see the youngest of my pet dragons straddling over me. I then noticed Lenore who had been knocked to the floor in all the commotion, she now was relieved that I recognized and seemed unthreatened by my latest attacker.
"Spoink, get the hell off me you beast, he then licked my face again before jumping backwards and retreating towards the rear of the dungeon's stables, "That dragon, all he seems to have done for the past few weeks is get in the way."
I then stood up and wiped the grunge from the floor off my ass before reaching down to help Lenore. "Are you all right?" I asked very irritably."
"Just a little shook up, nothing to worry about; dose he always greet you like that?" she asked in return.
"Only lately, it seems as if something is bothering him and he wants me to know."
"I thought that dragons could talk; why don't you just ask him if anything is wrong?"
"I would if I could but that stupid beast only knows three damn words, spoink, gleep, and poop!"
"Wow," she said giggling, "what a great vocabulary."
"The worst part is that sometimes I think his vocabulary is bigger than his hamster sized brain."
Lenore's giggling shortly turned to laughter as she asked why I had such negative thoughts towards my pets.
"Well, it's part of my nature really. Here, will you carry this?" I handed her a rather large bag of unicorn chow, "I guess I was just brought up that way."
She grabbed the bag and stumbled a little till I turned back around with my own bag and grabbed her shoulder before she fell over.
"Sure," she answered.
"Thanks," I then turned back around and grabbed another bag before we headed for the other side of the stables.
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I started pouring one of my bags of feed into trough A when I saw Spoink rushing at me out of the corner of my eye, but it was too late. Before I knew it I was on the ground again, luckily though my ass took the fall instead of my face. But of course, just my luck there was chow covering the next 30 paces of ground as well. "GRAAHH!! You stupid, moronic beast, why are you driving me crazy, don't you know that if you push me over the edge you will have no one to feed you anymore. Actually, that's not a bad idea, just for all of your shenanigans lately I won't give you anything to eat, you can starve for all I care, NOW GET OFF ME!" Well, at least he listens well, he quickly jumped off me, but this time he did not run. Instead he looked at me with those innocent puppy dog eyes and said, "poo^oop." He was so adorable when he was sad, but I knew better then to give in so easily. "All right, fine, I promise I'll feed you, I was only joking anyway, you know as well as the next dragon that I wouldn't skip your meals unless you really push me over the edge. Next time though, try to be more careful, got it Spoink?" so much for subtle.
"Gleep!" he said as he licked my face again in enthusiasm. "Grrrr., maybe next time I'll remember why I am supposed to ignore that puppy dog look. I'll feed you later, go play now," he then turned and ran off as happy as ever.
I quickly flipped over to see the youngest of my pet dragons straddling over me. I then noticed Lenore who had been knocked to the floor in all the commotion, she now was relieved that I recognized and seemed unthreatened by my latest attacker.
"Spoink, get the hell off me you beast, he then licked my face again before jumping backwards and retreating towards the rear of the dungeon's stables, "That dragon, all he seems to have done for the past few weeks is get in the way."
I then stood up and wiped the grunge from the floor off my ass before reaching down to help Lenore. "Are you all right?" I asked very irritably."
"Just a little shook up, nothing to worry about; dose he always greet you like that?" she asked in return.
"Only lately, it seems as if something is bothering him and he wants me to know."
"I thought that dragons could talk; why don't you just ask him if anything is wrong?"
"I would if I could but that stupid beast only knows three damn words, spoink, gleep, and poop!"
"Wow," she said giggling, "what a great vocabulary."
"The worst part is that sometimes I think his vocabulary is bigger than his hamster sized brain."
Lenore's giggling shortly turned to laughter as she asked why I had such negative thoughts towards my pets.
"Well, it's part of my nature really. Here, will you carry this?" I handed her a rather large bag of unicorn chow, "I guess I was just brought up that way."
She grabbed the bag and stumbled a little till I turned back around with my own bag and grabbed her shoulder before she fell over.
"Sure," she answered.
"Thanks," I then turned back around and grabbed another bag before we headed for the other side of the stables.
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I started pouring one of my bags of feed into trough A when I saw Spoink rushing at me out of the corner of my eye, but it was too late. Before I knew it I was on the ground again, luckily though my ass took the fall instead of my face. But of course, just my luck there was chow covering the next 30 paces of ground as well. "GRAAHH!! You stupid, moronic beast, why are you driving me crazy, don't you know that if you push me over the edge you will have no one to feed you anymore. Actually, that's not a bad idea, just for all of your shenanigans lately I won't give you anything to eat, you can starve for all I care, NOW GET OFF ME!" Well, at least he listens well, he quickly jumped off me, but this time he did not run. Instead he looked at me with those innocent puppy dog eyes and said, "poo^oop." He was so adorable when he was sad, but I knew better then to give in so easily. "All right, fine, I promise I'll feed you, I was only joking anyway, you know as well as the next dragon that I wouldn't skip your meals unless you really push me over the edge. Next time though, try to be more careful, got it Spoink?" so much for subtle.
"Gleep!" he said as he licked my face again in enthusiasm. "Grrrr., maybe next time I'll remember why I am supposed to ignore that puppy dog look. I'll feed you later, go play now," he then turned and ran off as happy as ever.