Yami and the Evil Appliances
CH1

CF11: Evil telephone! Do the disclaimer!

Evil Phone: CF11 doesn't own YGO or anything else.

CF11: Thank you!

Evil phone: *freaky evil laugh*

One day, Yami was just sitting around when the phone rang.

Phone: Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall! (AN: Like those annoying phones on Pokemon!)

Yugi: Yami! Can you get that? *measures himself* Awww, man! I'm getting shorter! T__T

Yami: OK, I'll get it.

Phone: Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yami: OK!! Shut up you stupid phone, I'm answering you!

Phone: Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yugi: *still measuring self* Yami, I think you have to pick up the receiver.

Yami: I knew that. *answers phone* Hello?

Person: *hangs up*

Yami: Whatever.

Phone: Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yami: What do you want now, phone! I answered you!!

Phone: Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yami: AHA!! *unplugs phone*

Phone: Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yami: O__O What!! Well then, I'll just take you somewhere else! *takes phone to the beach*

Phone: Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yami: Phone, prepare to be DOOMED!! *chucks phone into water*

Everyone at beach: o__O

Phone: *underwater* Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

People: *swimming*

Phone: *zaps someone* Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yami: *sees phone zap someone* *goes over to them* Are you alright?

Tea: @__@

Yami: Oh, it's just you. Never mind. *takes the phone to the toy store*

Phone: Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yami: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT PHONE!!!

Everyone at toy store: o__O

Yami had just about lost his marbles when...

Yami: *spots Pegasus*

Pegasus: *staring at Funny Bunny stuff* Funny Bunny, Funny Bunny, the only thing I love more than Cecelia is Funny Bunny!!!

Yami: *gets an idea* I know! Phone, you will SOON BE DEFEATED!!

Everyone: o__O

Phone: Rignringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yami: *buys a funny bunny tape* *takes phone home*

Phone: Ringringring, ringringring, phonecall, phonecall!

Yami: *puts Funny Bunny tape in the VCR*

TV: Funny Bunny: The Movie, 5 hours of mindless Funny Bunny Fun!!

Phone: RINGRINGRING, RINGIRNGRING, PHONECALL, PHONECALL!!!!! *explodes*

Yami: Booya! Told you so, Evil Phone! *does freaky dance*

TV: *still playing Funny Bunny: The Movie*

Yami: NOO!!! *whacks TV with hammer* It isn't working! *whacks VCR with hammer* It's STILL NOT WORKING!!!!

Yugi: *comes in* Yami, don't you know where the power button is?

Yami: No.

Yugi: *turns off TV and VCR*

Yami: You saved me, aibou!

Yugi: -__-u