Title: Insanity

Author: Karmen

Warnings: Definite OOC-ness, Some OC's, Adult situations, and Swearing.

Pairings: HeeroXKarmen(me)

Notes: Duo might be in here later but for now it's just me and Heero. Oh, and forgive me if there are any misspelled words.

Karmen: I'm soooooooooo bored.

Heero: Hn turns around and stares at her

Karmen: That's helpful sarcastically

Heero: Hn is still staring at her

Karmen: Slaps Heero in the back of the head

Heero: Ow puts hand on head What was that for?

Karmen: You were being a jerk! very angry

Heero: What? look of total confusion on his face How was I being a jerk?

Karmen: Gives him a Heero Buy Death Glare© (only stronger) You were staring at my chest! Hentai!(1)

Heero: Blinks a few times Hn. removes hand from head

Karmen: Eyes burn with anger You stare at my chest and have nothing to say about it! You are a jerk!

Heero: rolls eyes Or I could be being a gentleman!

Karmen: goes back to sarcastic mode So gentlemen can look at women's breasts but they can't say anything about them.

Heero: gets up and stands in front of her, with an annoyed expression Well then, what would you like me to say about them? Hm?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Author's Notes: Sorry this is such a short chapter but I promise to update soon, and I'll try to make it a longer chapter.

(1)- Japanese for 'Pervert'