CH 2 Yami and the Evil Toaster
CF11: Evil toaster! Do the disclaimer!
Evil Toaster: CF11 doesn't own YGO or anything else!
CF11: Thank you.
Evil Toaster: *freaky evil laugh*
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Well today, Yami was just watching TV when he decided to make some toast.
Yami: I think I'll make some toast. *makes toast*
Toaster: *has toast in it*
Yami: *goes back to watching TV*
Toaster: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: o__O It must have been the TV.
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: *smells smoke* Is something burning? *checks on toast* AAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: NO!! *looks closer* I left the temperature dial on 10!!
Toaster: *is burning*
Joey: *appears* How ya doin' Yami? *roasts marshmallow over toaster flame*
Yami: -__-u Joey, this is no time for S'mores!
Joey: T__T *eats marshmallow* *disappears*
Yami: You will burn no longer, evil toaster!
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: *unplugs toaster*
Toaster: *still burning*
Yami: WHAT!!! Oh, great. *takes toaster to aquarium*
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: Toaster, your days of burning are OVER! *chucks toaster into shark tank*
Everyone at the aquarium: o_O
Toaster: *underwater* *still burning*
Shark: OOOOOH, SHINY!!!! ^__________________________________^
Yami: Wait a minute, how can a toaster burn under water?
CF11: Never mind. *takes them to a mechanic*
Mechanic: How may I help you?
Yami: *holds up toaster* Can you get this blasted thing to stop burning?
Mechanic: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M SCARED OF FIRE!!!! TAKE IT NEXT DOOR!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: -__________-U *takes it next door to the drycleaners*
Old drycleaner lady: What can I do for you, dearie?
Yami: My toaster is on fire.
Old drycleaner lady: Did someone say fire? *lights self on fire from toaster* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!
Yami: -__-u can you put it out?
Old drycleaner lady: *dancing around toaster*
Yami: O____OU *walks out with the toaster*
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: Isn't there anyone or anything that can put out this toaster?
Yami Bakura: Nice hat, Pharaoh.
Yami: *jumps* Tomb Robber! You gave me a heart attack! Where the heck did you come from?
Y. Bakura: Somewhere.
Yami: Somewhere?
Y. Bakura: Yes. Anyway, I was wondering if I could try on your hat.
Yami: My what?
Y. Bakura: *points to toaster* Your hat. The one that's on fire.
Yami: o__O .....sure...whatever......*hands him the toaster*
Y. Bakura: *puts toaster on head* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NOW I CAN RULE THE WORLD WITH A HAT AS EVIL AS ME!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toaster: *is freaked out* *melts*
Y. Bakura: Pharaoh, there is something wrong with your hat. It melted on my head.
Yami: Go Yami! It's my birthday!! *does freaky dance*
Y. Bakura: *not listening* Now my hair is bulletproof. MWAHAHAHA!!!!
TBC
CF11: Evil toaster! Do the disclaimer!
Evil Toaster: CF11 doesn't own YGO or anything else!
CF11: Thank you.
Evil Toaster: *freaky evil laugh*
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Well today, Yami was just watching TV when he decided to make some toast.
Yami: I think I'll make some toast. *makes toast*
Toaster: *has toast in it*
Yami: *goes back to watching TV*
Toaster: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: o__O It must have been the TV.
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: *smells smoke* Is something burning? *checks on toast* AAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: NO!! *looks closer* I left the temperature dial on 10!!
Toaster: *is burning*
Joey: *appears* How ya doin' Yami? *roasts marshmallow over toaster flame*
Yami: -__-u Joey, this is no time for S'mores!
Joey: T__T *eats marshmallow* *disappears*
Yami: You will burn no longer, evil toaster!
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: *unplugs toaster*
Toaster: *still burning*
Yami: WHAT!!! Oh, great. *takes toaster to aquarium*
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: Toaster, your days of burning are OVER! *chucks toaster into shark tank*
Everyone at the aquarium: o_O
Toaster: *underwater* *still burning*
Shark: OOOOOH, SHINY!!!! ^__________________________________^
Yami: Wait a minute, how can a toaster burn under water?
CF11: Never mind. *takes them to a mechanic*
Mechanic: How may I help you?
Yami: *holds up toaster* Can you get this blasted thing to stop burning?
Mechanic: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M SCARED OF FIRE!!!! TAKE IT NEXT DOOR!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: -__________-U *takes it next door to the drycleaners*
Old drycleaner lady: What can I do for you, dearie?
Yami: My toaster is on fire.
Old drycleaner lady: Did someone say fire? *lights self on fire from toaster* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!
Yami: -__-u can you put it out?
Old drycleaner lady: *dancing around toaster*
Yami: O____OU *walks out with the toaster*
Toaster: *is burning*
Yami: Isn't there anyone or anything that can put out this toaster?
Yami Bakura: Nice hat, Pharaoh.
Yami: *jumps* Tomb Robber! You gave me a heart attack! Where the heck did you come from?
Y. Bakura: Somewhere.
Yami: Somewhere?
Y. Bakura: Yes. Anyway, I was wondering if I could try on your hat.
Yami: My what?
Y. Bakura: *points to toaster* Your hat. The one that's on fire.
Yami: o__O .....sure...whatever......*hands him the toaster*
Y. Bakura: *puts toaster on head* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NOW I CAN RULE THE WORLD WITH A HAT AS EVIL AS ME!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toaster: *is freaked out* *melts*
Y. Bakura: Pharaoh, there is something wrong with your hat. It melted on my head.
Yami: Go Yami! It's my birthday!! *does freaky dance*
Y. Bakura: *not listening* Now my hair is bulletproof. MWAHAHAHA!!!!
TBC