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CH. 3 Yami and the Evil Burglar Alarm
CF11: Evil burglar alarm! Do the disclaimer!
Evil burglar alarm: CF11 doesn't own YGO or anything else.
CF11: Thank you.
Evil burglar alarm: *freaky evil laugh*
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....... How'd you know?
Yami: -__-u Lucky guess.
Yugi's Grandpa: Works for me!! *disappears*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Yami: You WILL stop ringing, Burglar Alarm! *cuts all the wires and stuff*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Yami: This is insane! *takes Burglar alarm to the zoo*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Yami: You are a clever appliance (AN: or...whatever. ^__^u) but you will NOT DEFEAT THE KING OF GAMES!! *throws burglar alarm in the alligator cage*
Everyone at zoo: o__O
Alligator: *walks toward burglar alarm*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Alligator: *eats Burglar alarm*
Tea: *walks by* Alligators, you deserve to be free, because you are my FRIENDS!!! *opens gate*
Alligator: o__O *starts chasing Yami*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Alligator: *slightly muffled* Dingalingaling!
Tea: Oh, No!! Alligator! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! *jumps on alligator's back*
Alligator: o__O *tries to eat Tea*
Tea: *gives alligator the Heimlich*
Alligator: O__O *barfs up Burglar alarm*
Tea: YAY!! I FIXED YOU!!!!!! ^_______________________________________^
Alligator: *eats Tea*
Yami: AAAAAHHH.. Wait a minute. *turns around* Where's the alligator? And where's Tea? *sees alligator with a Tea-shaped lump in its belly*
Alligator: ^________________________________________^ *burps*
Yami: Oh, well. I never liked her anyway.
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Yami: I may never get you to stop ringing, Burglar alarm.
*somewhere, far away, someone snickers*
Yami: o__O That was freaky. But I'm going out for lunch. *puts Burglar alarm in his pocket*
At the Restaurant
Yami: *sits down at a table* *sees Joey*
Joey: *eats till he could barf, then eats some more*
Yami: *gets idea* Burglar alarm, you have MET YOUR MATCH!!! *puts Burglar alarm on the table*
Everyone: o__O
Joey: *is done eating* I'm so happy, I think I'll do my Happy Dance!
Yami: Your Happy Dance?
Joey: Yeah! *starts dancing*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGA- *sees Joey dancing* O___OU *jumps into Yami's arms* Just shoot me now!
Yami: But I don't have a gun.
Okay, I'm just going to warn you before you have a heart attack and die laughing. OK? Now is your last chance to turn back.
I'm warning you!
OK, Someone's gonna show up with a sniper rifle, and you have to guess who.
Nope, guess again.
Well, alright, but I'm warning you! You're gonna die!!
Serenity: *shows up with a sniper rifle* BANG!! *shoots Burglar alarm*
Yami: YESS!!!! No one can defeat the king of games! *does a freaky dance*
Joey: SERENITY WHEELER!! I THOUGHT I CONFISCATED THAT!!!
Serenity: ^__^u *leading Gigglepie army* I don't know, but I've been told!!
Gigglepies: I don't know, but I've been told!!
Serenity: Gigglepie accessories are separately sold!
Gigglepies: Gigglepie accessories are separately sold!
Serenity: Sound off!
Gigglepies: Buy one!
Serenity: Sound off!
Gigglepies: Buy two!
Serenity: Buy them all! ^________________________^
CH. 3 Yami and the Evil Burglar Alarm
CF11: Evil burglar alarm! Do the disclaimer!
Evil burglar alarm: CF11 doesn't own YGO or anything else.
CF11: Thank you.
Evil burglar alarm: *freaky evil laugh*
$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%%$%$%$%$%
....... How'd you know?
Yami: -__-u Lucky guess.
Yugi's Grandpa: Works for me!! *disappears*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Yami: You WILL stop ringing, Burglar Alarm! *cuts all the wires and stuff*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Yami: This is insane! *takes Burglar alarm to the zoo*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Yami: You are a clever appliance (AN: or...whatever. ^__^u) but you will NOT DEFEAT THE KING OF GAMES!! *throws burglar alarm in the alligator cage*
Everyone at zoo: o__O
Alligator: *walks toward burglar alarm*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Alligator: *eats Burglar alarm*
Tea: *walks by* Alligators, you deserve to be free, because you are my FRIENDS!!! *opens gate*
Alligator: o__O *starts chasing Yami*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Alligator: *slightly muffled* Dingalingaling!
Tea: Oh, No!! Alligator! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! *jumps on alligator's back*
Alligator: o__O *tries to eat Tea*
Tea: *gives alligator the Heimlich*
Alligator: O__O *barfs up Burglar alarm*
Tea: YAY!! I FIXED YOU!!!!!! ^_______________________________________^
Alligator: *eats Tea*
Yami: AAAAAHHH.. Wait a minute. *turns around* Where's the alligator? And where's Tea? *sees alligator with a Tea-shaped lump in its belly*
Alligator: ^________________________________________^ *burps*
Yami: Oh, well. I never liked her anyway.
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGALING!!!
Yami: I may never get you to stop ringing, Burglar alarm.
*somewhere, far away, someone snickers*
Yami: o__O That was freaky. But I'm going out for lunch. *puts Burglar alarm in his pocket*
At the Restaurant
Yami: *sits down at a table* *sees Joey*
Joey: *eats till he could barf, then eats some more*
Yami: *gets idea* Burglar alarm, you have MET YOUR MATCH!!! *puts Burglar alarm on the table*
Everyone: o__O
Joey: *is done eating* I'm so happy, I think I'll do my Happy Dance!
Yami: Your Happy Dance?
Joey: Yeah! *starts dancing*
Burglar alarm: DINGALINGA- *sees Joey dancing* O___OU *jumps into Yami's arms* Just shoot me now!
Yami: But I don't have a gun.
Okay, I'm just going to warn you before you have a heart attack and die laughing. OK? Now is your last chance to turn back.
I'm warning you!
OK, Someone's gonna show up with a sniper rifle, and you have to guess who.
Nope, guess again.
Well, alright, but I'm warning you! You're gonna die!!
Serenity: *shows up with a sniper rifle* BANG!! *shoots Burglar alarm*
Yami: YESS!!!! No one can defeat the king of games! *does a freaky dance*
Joey: SERENITY WHEELER!! I THOUGHT I CONFISCATED THAT!!!
Serenity: ^__^u *leading Gigglepie army* I don't know, but I've been told!!
Gigglepies: I don't know, but I've been told!!
Serenity: Gigglepie accessories are separately sold!
Gigglepies: Gigglepie accessories are separately sold!
Serenity: Sound off!
Gigglepies: Buy one!
Serenity: Sound off!
Gigglepies: Buy two!
Serenity: Buy them all! ^________________________^