A/N: Hey Spazzhead here (a.k.a. poppsy91 check out that pen name too coming soon!) ! Well Harryzbabe and i have this idea right and we are gonna hold the WAR OF THE PAPERS!!! Now the first addition of the Daily Prophet is out and now I am I going to be writing for the Quibbler. Now for this one I will be writing my verse of the article of the Prophet vote for your fav through reviews and help decide the winner!

Disclaimer: I nor does my story own any part of the harry potter series I am sadly just writing one my big boulder and chisel waiting for civilization to come to my no where'sville of a town.

The Quibbler

THE BOY LIVES!!!

Amazingly after getting hit by the one and only Voldemort! He-Who-Must-Not- Be-Named was there to talk to Lily Potter the baby's mother a few years back they had an affair and we trying to have a baby. Sadly when they just found out she's pregnant Lily met James and totally forgot about in her eye's Voldey. James took his face being the father when Harry was born.

"Uncle Voldey" couldn't take it anymore and decided to talk to Lily 'bout it. Lily refused to talk to him and told him to get away. Of course because of who he is he didn't go he said, "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NOW ONE WILL!!" with that said he aimed for James. He duck missed the aim and it was going for baby! Lily ducked in the way and took the shot his plan for revenge backfired and she got revenge on him decided that he would try to miss the press by killing them all would be the best. James was down 1-2-3 but this little baby wasn't as simple. Standing over him he slowly raised his wand shout out the curse and let his wand do all the magic. Now as you may not know after this night he needed a new wand (the one that's similair to harry's will the be the new one). He needed it because that was his it was his great-grandfather's who also did dark magic and was getting old. The wand backfired and set a curse apon both of them.

This curse right now is being studied and it is found that yesterday night when all this happened the curse caused them to never have love, they will die alone and lonely leaving the scar of a lighting bolt on his head standing for hatred by others. Will this be true this young boy named Harry is currently one and according to our sources was left at the end's of the earth. Will he come back and ever find love the world may never know.

A/N: Now remember this is the messed up Quibbler and is supposed to be this way. But you decide who will prevail? VOTE NOW!!